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Subject: OK NOOBS< THIS IS BOOTCAMP
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There was a number of things that ran through my mind when reading the opening thread and replies. Here they are:

1. What person would come on here looking for advice? It would be admitting you suck due to the "OK NOOBS..." title.

2. This 'strategy' sounds like the worst ever thought of. If you actually did this 'strategy', you'd probably get your ass handed to you on a plate.

3. Any n00b actually on this topic, ask the guys flaming because they are the guys that know what they're on about. Look at the 'Member Since', it will give you a clue to how experienced the player is (there are exceptions of coruse).

4. N00b is used a lot in this topic, and I don't blame it due to the content of the opening thread.

5. The remark of "I could still beat you" is the most hiliarious thing I've ever heard! The fact that the guy saying it has explained the most useless and crap CTF strategy. Thing is, the flamers are probably kickass players with really complex 'plays' that even SAS troops would have a job understanding

  • 08.13.2004 7:42 AM PDT
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yeah,if they tried this strategy over XBC 4 vs 4 what do you think would happen? lol.

  • 08.13.2004 7:47 AM PDT
Subject: OK NOOBS< I AM A FELLOW NOOB
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So, this "strategy" works for you. Maybe against your four year old brother and his friends. Seriously.

It sucks ass, take it from me. To avoid further flaming and death threats directed to you, I suggest not posting on here untill you improve your IQ at least 80 points to about 100.

[Edited on 8/13/2004 8:06:01 AM]

  • 08.13.2004 8:05 AM PDT
Subject: OK NOOBS< THIS IS BOOTCAMP
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Here is 10 things that would happen in that game:

1. Simultaneous kills against the n00b side using a the butt end of their flag by the good team.

2. Random firing from the n00b team's sniper followed by a well aimed shot; slicing through head of the n00b team's sniper.

3. A rocket getting fired towards the n00b base and actually manages to take the lameass defender that's aimlessly walking around.

4. Many minutes of the n00b team's time spent staring at their corpses as the other team humps them using many humping methods.

5. The good team eventually gets bored and starts playing their own little game where they must pull a trick in a Warthog on the attack and escape (with the flag) of the n00b base.

6. The good team start thinking of the craziest ways to storm the n00b base. They eventually decide on getting 2 Warthogs out of the map and dropping in on the n00b base in 2 simultaneous attacks. The n00b team then crap their pants at the crazy antics pulled off by the good team.

7. All 4 of the n00b team sit there with their pants soiled and actually pluck up the courage to storm for the enemy flag. They actually manage to get it because the enemy (good team) are busy using this time to find new glitches but they lose the flag due to stupid friendly fire taking out all 4 players. How dumb!

8. When the good team hear that the opposition got the flag and actually begin playing CTF again to put the n00b team out of their misery. They decide to use the really complex plays that were only made a few days ago and pull them off without any flaws.

9. The score is 10 to 0. XBC detects that the n00b team played really really bad and therefore loads up the rare screen that says: "You have quite literally just had your ass handed to you on a plate" along with a flashing picture of an ass on a silver platter.

10. The XBOX controllers and XBOX Connect have a mutual agreement which is "These 4 individuals should never play Halo again, either offline or on". XBC promises to never let them log into XBC and the XBOX controls burn their circuits in protest to be used for such crap gaming.

  • 08.13.2004 8:06 AM PDT
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ha ha ha ha. that actually would really happen too (well,not the 9 and 10. but they other 8 would) lol.

anyway,we have proven that this is a N00B strategy. (many times). so i think we should stop flaming him

unless he replies...lol

  • 08.13.2004 8:15 AM PDT
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are you talking my strat? i dont think its that bad....zacks isnt good tho

  • 08.13.2004 9:05 AM PDT
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I love how my "terrible post" has been on this forum for like three days running. Oh and by the way, the member since thing is only because i didn't want to get sucked into the flaming and crap everyone does. I only became a member so i could figure out the ILB thing.
Oh, and to clear it up, my strat has to be executed right away. The problem with you guys is you never play with any disciplined people, everyone's strats are individual based, it takes away the whole meaning of team.

  • 08.13.2004 11:21 AM PDT
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Zack, my XBC name is Shadedhalo.. just let me know and you can get on there with your four 'teammates' and show me what the meaning of team is all about. Me and my partner will play you guys 2v4. Sounds like fun huh? So until then and when I kick your ass all over XBC you need to drop your posting. Oh yeah you can host too.. laterz.

  • 08.13.2004 2:17 PM PDT
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XBC is too badly laggy to mean anything, wait for Halo 2 on live to show this joker how to play.

  • 08.13.2004 2:31 PM PDT

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