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Subject: FYI : Sgt. Johnson - please read

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

OK, i'm so friggin tired of people asking why Sgt. Johnson is in Halo 2. So, for those of you too lazy to read the books, i'll explain for the last time why he's still alive.

In the book Halo : First Strike by Eric Nylund, we learn that while fighting a fierce battle vs.the covenant during the seige of Paris IV, he grabbed a crate of plasma grenades, used them all and recieved a 1200 rad dose of radiation which developed into Boren's syndrome.
Remember that. It's important.

When Sgt. Johnson's squad encountered the Flood on Halo they tried to turn Johnson into one of them. However, due to the effects of Boren's syndrome, which disrupt the electrical signals in a person's nervous system, the flood found him incompatible for transformation. He basically "tasted bad" and was spared.

He later escaped the destruction of Halo in a pelican with an ODST, a pelican pilot and an ONI Lt. Cortana did not pick up thier signal at the end of the game because radiation was disrupting their scanners. MC rescued them all and after a long chain of events, returned them to Earth.

The legendary ending was a joke made by Bungie, not meant to be taken seriously.

Please! NO MORE of those stupid posts!

This is all direct from the book. Don't believe me? Read it.

Thank you for your time

[Edited on 8/11/2004 10:09:57 PM]

  • 08.11.2004 9:59 PM PDT
Subject: FYI : Sgt. Johnson
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I like you :-)

  • 08.11.2004 10:02 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

this needed to be done so....

  • 08.11.2004 10:03 PM PDT
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finnaly. thank you

  • 08.11.2004 10:05 PM PDT
Subject: FYI : Sgt. Johnson - please read
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Hahaha, yeah thanks for that, that shall end some flaming.

  • 08.11.2004 10:08 PM PDT
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I THOGUHT HE DIES WHEN HE HUGED THE -blam!- ELITE AND THE WHOLE WORLD BLOWEDED UP?

[Edited on 8/11/2004 10:11:34 PM]

  • 08.11.2004 10:11 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

The legendary ending was a joke that Bungie made, not meant to be serious

  • 08.11.2004 10:13 PM PDT
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You thought wrong...

  • 08.11.2004 10:15 PM PDT
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WHY DID BUNGY PUT IT THEN IT WAS REAL THATS IS IT WHY YOUVE HADED TO BEAT IT ON LEGENDARIE

  • 08.11.2004 10:15 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

No I thought right.
Case Closed.
Read the book.
You'll see that I'm right

  • 08.11.2004 10:16 PM PDT
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YOU ARE LYING PLEASE DO NOT LIE ON MY FORUMS

  • 08.11.2004 10:16 PM PDT
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I'm sure after ( years? ) of animating and stuff, Bungie would have been quite pleased to be finished, they [color=gold]Obviously[/color] had a bit of spare time, so they did something fun.


Wouldn't you?

  • 08.11.2004 10:16 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Soviet Jackal
WHY DID BUNGY PUT IT THEN IT WAS REAL THATS IS IT WHY YOUVE HADED TO BEAT IT ON LEGENDARIE


Did you even read what I wrote?

  • 08.11.2004 10:17 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Soviet Jackal
YOU ARE LYING PLEASE DO NOT LIE ON MY FORUMS


Since when was this your goddamn forum?

I wrote it dumb@ss

  • 08.11.2004 10:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
No I thought right.
Case Closed.
Read the book.
You'll see that I'm right
[color=gold]I[/color] was talking to soviet jackal.

I think you're right, but it does sound a bit crazy about the "crate of plasma grenades".

  • 08.11.2004 10:19 PM PDT
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Go away, Jackal.

  • 08.11.2004 10:20 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

I'm just repeating whats in the books.

[color=yellow] From now on everyone just ignore Soviet
He'll figure it out eventually [/color]

  • 08.11.2004 10:20 PM PDT
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[color=gold]My[/color] FS book will be coming soon, [color=gold]I'm[/color] not that lazy.

( [color=gold]I[/color] can read. )

[Edited on 8/11/2004 10:23:05 PM]

  • 08.11.2004 10:21 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

would you rather i explain once, for good or have them keep filling the forums with topics easily explained by the books?



Posted by: Silver Spartan
y the fucl< do you keep explainin it, it is annoying, let them firgure out why he is Fucl<in back

  • 08.11.2004 10:22 PM PDT
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IT IS NOT POSIBLE TO GET CANCER TO THE SECOND POWER WITH A CRATE OF PLASMA NADES

  • 08.11.2004 10:23 PM PDT
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Could this get stickied.

  • 08.11.2004 10:23 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

i dunno....ask the mods

  • 08.11.2004 10:23 PM PDT
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I think since he was the only black person in the game it would be racist to kill em. The black person always dies first you know. Hint for Halo 2 - Don't stand next to the black dude.

  • 08.11.2004 10:24 PM PDT
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Yeah, stand behind him.

  • 08.11.2004 10:26 PM PDT
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Wasnt there a spartan in a cryo tube too?

  • 08.11.2004 10:26 PM PDT

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