- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
When i saw what happened to keyes my first thought was, "dude who crapped on floor!" but then i say the face and was saddened by what a great pile of **** the captain had become. Wait...wasn't he that b4...oh well. But then i slaughtered a squad of grunts, slammed my iron fist through a jackel's face, shoved my shotgun barrel up a flood's @ss, and hurled a burning orb of plasma onto an elite...and all was well with the world. What a great outlet for irrational, unprovoked murdereous behavior. ahhh i love halo.