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Subject: Flamechu, I have the ultimate idea...
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When it hurricanes tommorow, get a parachute and all the protective gear you can possibly put on. When the winds get up to at least 100 m.p.h you go at side with the parachute and let the wind do the rest.

Trust me, that ride will be fun as hell.

[Edited on 8/12/2004 9:30:12 PM]

  • 08.12.2004 9:29 PM PDT
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And take some skis with you, you might need them.

  • 08.12.2004 9:31 PM PDT
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u might as well take a blowtorch also

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Sounds fun except for the whole dying part.

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Posted by: mastergrunt44
Sounds fun except for the whole dying part.

Meh, you won't die. The protective gear will sheild you from flying debris and the parachute will land you safely on the ground.

  • 08.12.2004 9:34 PM PDT

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It just depends on how protective the protective gear is. And the parachute could get torn. Protective gear probably won't protect against falling like a rock into the pavement.

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Posted by: Xeroh
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Posted by: mastergrunt44
Sounds fun except for the whole dying part.

Meh, you won't die. The protective gear will sheild you from flying debris and the parachute will land you safely on the ground.

Or in the middle of the sea.

Well then in that case bring along scuba gear too.

  • 08.12.2004 9:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: CANNON 117
Protective gear probably won't protect against falling like a rock into the pavement.

Take a mattress too.

  • 08.12.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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Problem is running into a palm tree at such high speeds,and cannon is right about the parachute.

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Posted by: CANNON 117
It just depends on how protective the protective gear is. And the parachute could get torn. Protective gear probably won't protect against falling like a rock into the pavement.

Well then make sure your armor has shock absorbsen, or a really tough prarchute

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Posted by: CANNON 117
Protective gear probably won't protect against falling like a rock into the pavement.

Take a mattress too.


That's quite a lot to take. Why not get a huge matress, cut it open, remove just enough stuffing, and place all your prized posessions in there. Climb on in, and attack a zipper to the slit in the matress. Zip it up and your ready to go. Add stuffing as needed.

  • 08.12.2004 9:41 PM PDT
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Wait I got a better idea, a jetpack!

  • 08.12.2004 9:44 PM PDT

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Could explode if pierced by wood/metal/sharp object. 25 points for creativity though.

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Somehow he's supposed to have a jetpack 404?

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Posted by: mastergrunt44
Somehow he's supposed to have a jetpack 404?

He can steal one from a maximum security army base.

  • 08.12.2004 9:48 PM PDT

bah

Posted by: agent404
and the parachute will land you safely on the ground.
Or whip you at 100 mph into a palm tree.

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that would be dumb

there going to be at least 150 in some places in the late after noon

  • 08.12.2004 9:49 PM PDT
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See Rip has the idea.

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Posted by: flamechu
that would be dumb

there going to be at least 150 in some places in the late after noon

hmm...this calls for titanium armor!

  • 08.12.2004 9:51 PM PDT

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Posted by: agent404
and the parachute will land you safely on the ground.
Or whip you at 100 mph into a palm tree.


Get an insurancy policy. The least you could do for your family is make them filthy stinking rich.

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that would be cool if you had some halo nightare armor and went wind surfing and video taped it

  • 08.12.2004 9:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: flamechu
that would be cool if you had some halo nightare armor and went wind surfing and video taped it


It'd probably look like Battle-Damaged Master Chief after you got done with it.

  • 08.12.2004 9:57 PM PDT
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that would be so tight
my life would be complete if i was a life size action figure

  • 08.12.2004 10:00 PM PDT
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cooler, and alive version of a crash test dummy

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