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The P.I.E. Shadetacular blasted in from the Laser War Universe and into the Flood Forum.
The ship skidded to a halt just short of Xeroh and liquidated an Egyptian Jackal.
A MasterGrunt44 was decapitated and his body sucked into the turbines. Admiral Shade winced from the impact, not yet aware of the trouble he had caused.
''Sir!'' one of the crewmen called, ''we sustained heavy damage from the Universal Jump, and got a few dents from a Jackal we hit. It looked Egyptian to me.''
''Well, that changes everything'' Shade muttered, ''Get a cleanup crew to scrape that...'Jackal'... off the veiwscreeen, and someone to push the dents out. I'm gonna have to sue whats left of that thing for property damage. And get me a drink! All this splattered guts and blood is making me thirsty.''
''Aye sir!''
''And Master Cheif... I mean Corporal... Get 'my tanner' (tm) off this ship. If the enemy capture her, they'll learn everything. Light spreading, power settings research. Earth.''
''Uh, sir? There aren't any enemies around. Except that Jackal's family, but they won't fight much.''
''Hmm...Well, lets go outside and meet Xeroh. She seems to be in charge around here.'' The Admiral picked up a bullhorn, ''Alright, SADDLE UP, MARINES, WERE GOING IN! I MEAN OUT! I MEAN, JUST GO!''
''SIR YES SIR!!''
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My first one.
[Edited on 8/12/2004 11:13:35 PM]