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Subject: The One Who Flew Over The Jackals Nest.

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  • 08.12.2004 9:51 PM PDT
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There once was alot of people who didn't care.

  • 08.12.2004 9:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
I love to test the imagination of loved ones, your turn!

Can you post your Stories, like fiction, a dash of romance, little chunka lovin, and bloody bar fights. I basicly want you guys to make up a fictional storyline from the deep dark corners of yor mind, let fantasy rush and your mind rock.

So lets say you were to make a movie, would it me a fantasy action drama or a action packed trilogy that blows the mind of the acute and well minded, will it suck? Well ive always herd that everyones a critic...so... lets be critics!

post a remarkable story line without the story, just the basics... like were when, how, who, why, and the climax(The end of the movie or story)

I know we have some good writers in this joint and i want to see em...
And.....start...

and yes my wrist is still screwed up.

BOOORRRRIINNGGG

  • 08.12.2004 9:53 PM PDT
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i care

  • 08.12.2004 9:55 PM PDT
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Now that Xeroh is pure genious.

  • 08.12.2004 9:59 PM PDT
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lmao

  • 08.12.2004 10:00 PM PDT
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lmao again

  • 08.12.2004 10:00 PM PDT
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I actually have an intellegence I just choose not to use it for now since school starts again on Monday(DAMN!).

  • 08.12.2004 10:12 PM PDT
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i have a brilliant mind

  • 08.12.2004 10:13 PM PDT
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Anyone wiht intelligence would not participate in this thread.

  • 08.12.2004 10:16 PM PDT
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Well lets see,"Tommorow I've gotta go to an orientation and it'll be Friday the 13th,damn that sucks.Many years and shown that this is indeed a bad luck day for some.I hope that my luck isn't like those that have suffered.It's pouring outside,that sucks and it's 1 am over here so I think it's gonna be a long day."That wasn't intellegent because I didn't stop to ponder.

  • 08.12.2004 10:18 PM PDT
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Soo true

  • 08.12.2004 10:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: mastergrunt44
Soo true


and thats why your here

  • 08.12.2004 10:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: mastergrunt44
I actually have an intellegence I just choose not to use it for now since school starts again on Monday(DAMN!).


Tuesday for me! HA! *sobs at the fact that school is coming.*

[Edited on 8/12/2004 10:22:32 PM]

  • 08.12.2004 10:22 PM PDT
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Your point is?

  • 08.12.2004 10:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: CANNON 117
Posted by: mastergrunt44
I actually have an intellegence I just choose not to use it for now since school starts again on Monday(DAMN!).


Tuesday for me! HA! *sobs at the fact that school is coming.*


*Zero Wing*HAHAHA you have no chance to vacation,make your time.*Zero Wing*

  • 08.12.2004 10:30 PM PDT
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Muahahaha. School starts somewhere in September for me. Life sucks, doesn't it. Hmm... what should I do in those 3 or 4 weeks I have left?

[Edited on 8/12/2004 10:44:00 PM]

  • 08.12.2004 10:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
Posted by: Egyptian Jackal
There once was alot of people who didn't care.

Ha...haha...And those people got a foot in there ass, they got a lot of foots in there ass... some got the foot in there ass so hard the boot was left behind as a reminder. so one day the person who originaly got the foot up there ass coughed up the boot and soled it on ebay... the next week it was bought for 100000000$ by the same person who owned the boot in the first place, the person who owned the boot payed a visit to the person who originaly got a foot in there ass and put her foot in his ass again, this time the book stayed in his ass until he does and was cremated, the bood was not burned but the person who originaly had the boot taken it back from the cremation center and put it in some othor people ass who dient care... the end!

See Xeroh, I you your catch phrase was the "I'll have my foot all up your ass" thing.

  • 08.12.2004 11:09 PM PDT
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The P.I.E. Shadetacular blasted in from the Laser War Universe and into the Flood Forum.

The ship skidded to a halt just short of Xeroh and liquidated an Egyptian Jackal.

A MasterGrunt44 was decapitated and his body sucked into the turbines. Admiral Shade winced from the impact, not yet aware of the trouble he had caused.

''Sir!'' one of the crewmen called, ''we sustained heavy damage from the Universal Jump, and got a few dents from a Jackal we hit. It looked Egyptian to me.''

''Well, that changes everything'' Shade muttered, ''Get a cleanup crew to scrape that...'Jackal'... off the veiwscreeen, and someone to push the dents out. I'm gonna have to sue whats left of that thing for property damage. And get me a drink! All this splattered guts and blood is making me thirsty.''

''Aye sir!''

''And Master Cheif... I mean Corporal... Get 'my tanner' (tm) off this ship. If the enemy capture her, they'll learn everything. Light spreading, power settings research. Earth.''

''Uh, sir? There aren't any enemies around. Except that Jackal's family, but they won't fight much.''

''Hmm...Well, lets go outside and meet Xeroh. She seems to be in charge around here.'' The Admiral picked up a bullhorn, ''Alright, SADDLE UP, MARINES, WERE GOING IN! I MEAN OUT! I MEAN, JUST GO!''

''SIR YES SIR!!''

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[Edited on 8/12/2004 11:13:35 PM]

  • 08.12.2004 11:11 PM PDT