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Subject: Halo 2: By the Numbers
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I have to admit, family man rules, but I have my own sig......

  • 10.17.2005 7:03 PM PDT
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I knew Halo 2 was big, but not that damn big.

  • 10.17.2005 7:03 PM PDT
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Bungie: Is there any possibility of cajoling Xbox Live into revealing the Halo 2 player with the highest "Good Attitude" rating -- whom Frankie could, in his next article, identify and award a largish blue ribbon emblazoned with the gilt-lettered Latin translation of, "Go Ahead and Abuse Me, Since I Won't Retaliate"?

  • 10.17.2005 7:06 PM PDT
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WOW. I wonder if they even looked at that chart. The second greatest map played is apparently Ascension, but the chart says Coagulation. WOW. Just WOW bungie. But still, really good to see that Halo isnt becoming a dead franchise, even if Halo 1 was better.

  • 10.17.2005 7:09 PM PDT
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That was easily the best story bungie has ever put out. damn, and in only a year. That's totally sauce-ome, way to go bungie.

  • 10.17.2005 7:09 PM PDT
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I'll bet there are still haters who will read these numbers and say, "That doesn't prove anything, nobody likes Halo 2."
Haters can be pretty idiotic sometimes.

  • 10.17.2005 7:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: SK 3Shot
WOW. I wonder if they even looked at that chart. The second greatest map played is apparently Ascension, but the chart says Coagulation. WOW. Just WOW bungie. But still, really good to see that Halo isnt becoming a dead franchise, even if Halo 1 was better.


Shut thell up. Here's what you sound like:

"HAHA! A typo! I can flame Bungie now because this is such a huge mistake! The kind of mistake that changes the rotation of the earth!"

Don't be a moron.

  • 10.17.2005 7:27 PM PDT
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Lockout was always my favorite.

  • 10.17.2005 7:27 PM PDT
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wow thats pretty crazy, makes me teary eyed reminissing about all the funny, great halo times

  • 10.17.2005 7:28 PM PDT
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I see the twilight of civilization every time I log on to matchmaking.

  • 10.17.2005 7:29 PM PDT
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Number of jerks in average Matchmaking game: 1.1
Number of jerks in average Custom game: 0.2
Number of teabag incidents to date: 53, 345,117
Gallons of soda spilled during gameplay: 23,004, 656
Number of players impressed when you scream or play tunes into the mic: Zero
Number of friends and hotties you will attract with that behavior: Zero
Number of other players who mute you immediately: All of them.


Classic.

  • 10.17.2005 7:30 PM PDT
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If Lockout is the highest rated map why in the hell do I keep getting -blam!- ass Warlock, Gemeni, Relic, and Backwash? I HATE those maps. Terminal is ok and I absolutely love Sanctuary. But all of the other suck...
I keep getting stupid maps like the ones I have listed. I barely get any new maps when I am playing TS. It sucks. I want to play Midship, Burial Mounds, Lockout, and mostly Ivory Tower. It is my favorite map yet I play it the least! Why are all of these unliked maps showing up the most?! Its so effin' -blam!-.
And what pisses me off more than "TeaBaggers" is people who quit whn we still hav a chance...For instance: I was playing on Lockout and it was 21 to 16. We were losing. my teamate quits...Can you guess what the end of the round score was? 43 to 50, we lost. I absolutely hate quitters...

Some statistics for you all:

# of times parents have to throw shoes at my head to get me off Halo 2: 2,346

# of times parents have to ground me for not getting off Halo 2: 292,493

# of days I have been grounded total for not getting off Halo 2: 2,047,041

# of times I haven't played a old map since recent matchmaking update: Like... 300/400..!

  • 10.17.2005 7:31 PM PDT
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the sun doesnt burn...but the fresh air kills.......wat the??? LOCKOUT that never comes up for me and its my favorite map dammit

  • 10.17.2005 7:31 PM PDT
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does it really matter who's first?

  • 10.17.2005 7:32 PM PDT
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Bungie is so cool.

  • 10.17.2005 7:32 PM PDT
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and maybe you guys are braindead, but lockout was most popular in custom games.

lern too reed, okk?!?!

  • 10.17.2005 7:34 PM PDT
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If you invite me to your group you will be blocked.

now if i could only put in some gametypes i've got for custom.
too bad i don't have live.
well i'll give you guys one.

Name: call it what you want i didn't name it
weapons on map: brute shots
vehicles: no
primary turret: human
secondary turret: covonent
starting weapon: shotgun
secondary starting wepon: bruteshot
grenades: on (map & starting)
overshield & damage resistance
no active camo
team play if you want.

best played under these conditions: free for all, on lockout

this game takes skill and a little luck, oh and stock up on your stickies.
you'll need'em.

  • 10.17.2005 7:38 PM PDT
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there so many too many but its all good. go team slayer and slayer. o ya

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  • 10.17.2005 7:45 PM PDT
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  • 10.17.2005 7:50 PM PDT
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my god thats alot here are my funny ones.

number of times grounded for not geting off halo about 156

number of times yelled at and caused at by my parents 1,172

number of times teabaging on halo 2 about 9,678

number of times owning people all the time

  • 10.17.2005 8:00 PM PDT
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Wow, I don't know weather to be proud or ashamed... 21,006 years? I just hope it doesn't take Bungie another 21,006 years to make Halo 3... That's nearly as long as it's taking Id software to finish Duke Nukem Forever, which I beleive they started just before the big bang.

  • 10.17.2005 8:07 PM PDT
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Head to Head would probaloly be higher if you could get past 22 without getting standbyed a thousand times...same with slayer and modding....but some stats...

# of times lost voice from screaming = 2

# of summers thrown away = 1

# of hours of sleep missing = 57

# of times having a nervous breakdown and freaking out and killing someone with a shovel, and feeding there body to a pack of wild indians(Im not racist, I hate everyone) and grinding the bones up into dust and spreading it on a gravel road = 7

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  • 10.17.2005 8:08 PM PDT
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"Just before the big bang" Nice I had to congrat you on that one.(No Sarcasm)

  • 10.17.2005 8:10 PM PDT
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Still no love for Waterworks. Well, at least I think it's better than Coagulation...
And Colossus still sucks.
And man, that is a lot of time well spent playing Halo 2!

  • 10.17.2005 8:21 PM PDT
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LOL ... plz tell us who the guy is who has played the most! he's a legend!!!!!

  • 10.17.2005 8:25 PM PDT