- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
"Where have you been? And where in the hell is my weekly forum comic, you sick bastard?!"
I'll tell you.
I got the worst phone call I've ever recieved in my life late Tuesday afternoon. It was from the hospital on the other side of town. Apparently, a bunch of racist drunken Russians decided it would be a great idea to beat my my friend, Terrence to death with bats, bottles, and fists. They damn near succeeded. Terrence is in critical condition. And I've spent the last few days visiting him and informing his relatives back in the states about the incident.
Seriously, he got messed up pretty badly. Most ribs broken, arm broken, leg fractured, face cut up, and bruised all over.
So don't get all pissed off because I deliver a weekly forum comic. Hell, for all I know, Cannon 117 or Agent404 made one.
Anyways, now you know why I've been gone. And I'll probably be sparse in the near future.
Oh, and if I find out you're not hoping Terrence makes a full recovery, well, I'll do something horrible.