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Subject: Interview the Covenant!
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Your simple, if not odd, friend whose ideology makes the nearest American conservative scream bloody murder. A gun-waving Socialist who hates backwardness.

Look for the gamertag, Soviet Strelet, to find my pwn-tage creations of doom. Can't connect my bloody Xbox because of personal issues outside of my control.

Thats about it, other than that... uhhh, I.... uhhh, hmmm. I can fly?

.... Quick! Captain Dumb*** away!!!

@ Re'gish
Okay (silently sinckering)

@ Os-.... the hunter(Brain explosion)
How... how does your identify work, you are one but made of many. So is your "brain" collective or just... I don't know. Are you a mass of indivuals or a collective being? You are a confusing thought my friend.

(I'll respond and read if you reply tomorrow, duty calls.)

  • 01.12.2011 5:51 PM PDT

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@ Soviet Strelet

Much like bees contributing to a nest, we are many but act as one. Just as Humans have organs that work together to function the body, we do so as well. I am made up of worms yes, but I have one mind. Like a hive mind, each worm thinks as one. Our biology is a mystery much as I'd imagine most biological sciences are. All I do know is that I work together in perfect symmetry to create a functioning body.

- Os

  • 01.12.2011 6:00 PM PDT

Yes I am British, I like tea, I like crumpets, and I am going to kick your ass!

@ Os
Why do Hunters hives travel in pairs?

  • 01.13.2011 6:10 AM PDT

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@ Archon170

When one of us becomes too big, the worms inside of us separate and split in two. Almost like a single cell dividing to create two cells. They begin to separate even more, and eventually that one big Lekgolo has transformed into two smaller Lekgolo, which are Brothers for life and never leave each others side. The two "Brothers" (if that's what Humans would call us) share a mental bond, something that Human twins have been known to have, which is why we become enraged when our Brother is killed. Eventually they too will grow too big and split into two again, continuing the life process.

-Os

[Edited on 01.13.2011 6:38 AM PST]

  • 01.13.2011 6:36 AM PDT

To Vergil:

How is your specices you able to project your shield onto various beings after you have died? Afterall, I have seen it with my own eyes, and often after the engineer has died the shielding remains.
Thanks.

Re'gish Wamik:

What would you say is your ultimate goal in life? Afterall, you can't always live in harmony with the humans?

Also, why do you Elites give a battle cry after your shields have fallen? Surely the fact that your shields have dropped is a good indication to run, or go suicidal. Just my opinion, but still.

All:

When not fighting in the war, what do you do in your free time?

Many thanks.

  • 01.13.2011 9:52 AM PDT
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Your simple, if not odd, friend whose ideology makes the nearest American conservative scream bloody murder. A gun-waving Socialist who hates backwardness.

Look for the gamertag, Soviet Strelet, to find my pwn-tage creations of doom. Can't connect my bloody Xbox because of personal issues outside of my control.

Thats about it, other than that... uhhh, I.... uhhh, hmmm. I can fly?

.... Quick! Captain Dumb*** away!!!

@All Former Covenant members
What is your stance on the revolucion!

-Signed, a fanatical ex-KGB operative... of the future.

  • 01.13.2011 12:27 PM PDT
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Your simple, if not odd, friend whose ideology makes the nearest American conservative scream bloody murder. A gun-waving Socialist who hates backwardness.

Look for the gamertag, Soviet Strelet, to find my pwn-tage creations of doom. Can't connect my bloody Xbox because of personal issues outside of my control.

Thats about it, other than that... uhhh, I.... uhhh, hmmm. I can fly?

.... Quick! Captain Dumb*** away!!!

@ All former Covenant Memebers
What is your stance on the Revolucion! >:0

-Signed, a fanatical Marx-Leninist (Jokingly mannered of course)

  • 01.13.2011 3:01 PM PDT

im not troll'n
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Fapnap:

Why do you always scream and run away and throw plasma granades at me when I just want to be your freind?

  • 01.13.2011 3:04 PM PDT

Lurking like a baws. Totally. It's like totally important if I post because I barely post.

...

WHO EVEN LOOKS AT SIGNATURES ON BUNGIE.NET ANYWAY???

At all of the members:

Excluding religious texts and such, what is your feeling towards humans?

  • 01.13.2011 5:26 PM PDT

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@EternalRatlink

We are not biological beings, we are built, we were created by the Forerunners. We are more machine than creature. Our shield is projected via a generator on our suits, not our bodies. So when we die, our suit still works. (That is, until the bombs that the Jirilanhae would strap to us would detonate).


In our free time, we enjoy building things, or fixing things.

-Vergil

Our ultimate goal? To be successful. Us Sangheili only focus on bettering the people of our race and securing our honor. And it is possible to live in harmony with humans. Now that the Schism has occurred and we know that humans are not devils as the San 'Shyuum told us, we will live in peace. The best way Sangheili and humans can coexist is if we leave each other alone.

I can't speak for all of us, but for most Sangheili it's an instinctual reaction. When our shields deactivate, most of us roar to hopefully scare the enemy into hiding, giving us time for our shields to regenerate. Most Sangheili took humans for granted and underestimated their strength, which is why we wouldn't do that before our shields popped.

In our free time, we Sangheili enjoy hunting, training, and swapping stories.

-Re'gish Wamik

The food nipple of course!

-Fapnap

We don't enjoy things. Like other animals, our acts are mostly instinctual. We only "enjoy" things we do with our bond brothers.

-Os

Eat.

-Hopalong

We like hunting and trading treasures such as gold and other minerals.

-Jak and Ren

We also enjoy hunting. Most of us fight each other or push around other Covenant.

-Servus and Ferox

Like my friend Vergil, I also enjoy building and fixing things. It gives us a purpose.

-Lucien

  • 01.14.2011 7:38 AM PDT

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@Soviet Strelet

Depends on which revolution you're talking about. If it's for your freedoms, I support it.

-Re'gish

Run away! Fast!

-Fapnap

We don't support senseless violence. We only fight because we are forced to.

-Os

Fight. Lay egg. Eat.

-Hopalong

Do you get anything for it? Riches?

-Jak and Ren

Fight to get what you want.

-Servus and Ferox

In all our travels, and everything we've learned, violence has never solved anything in the long term.

-Vergil and Lucien

  • 01.14.2011 7:42 AM PDT

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@IListen2No1isme

Big scary thing make me want to run away!

-Fapnap

  • 01.14.2011 7:43 AM PDT

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@Halollove

Humans are interesting beings. They are more like us than we previously thought. After the Schism, we realized that humans were not evil, simply confused. Such an inexperienced race that has so much to learn. Hopefully we have helped them.

-Re'gish

Humans are big and scary! Don't kill me demon!

-Fapnap

Humans are careless and have no regard for anything. But we support them when they deserve it.

-Os

Humans are big. Taste good.

-Hopalong

Humans like shiny things. And they like to fight for their shiny things. Humans are a lot like us.

-Jak and Ren

Humans are weak and inferior. If they want to fight again, we'll be ready.

-Servus and Ferox

Humans are inexperienced, immature. Humans have compassion and love. But they also have jealousy and hate. The problem with humans is that they have yet to realize what is important to their race, their home, and all life.

-Vergil and Lucien

  • 01.14.2011 7:51 AM PDT

Did it ever occur to you that

Halo banhammer please?

  • 01.14.2011 7:54 AM PDT

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@AikidoBruce

What exactly are you asking?
EDIT: Oh, we see you've been banned.
-The gang

[Edited on 01.14.2011 12:35 PM PST]

  • 01.14.2011 7:58 AM PDT
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Your simple, if not odd, friend whose ideology makes the nearest American conservative scream bloody murder. A gun-waving Socialist who hates backwardness.

Look for the gamertag, Soviet Strelet, to find my pwn-tage creations of doom. Can't connect my bloody Xbox because of personal issues outside of my control.

Thats about it, other than that... uhhh, I.... uhhh, hmmm. I can fly?

.... Quick! Captain Dumb*** away!!!

@ Re'gish

Of course its for freedoms... well for the workers and the common people that is, not for corrupt, arrogant, capitalist pi(eee)gs.

@Fapnap

There is no hiding from the revolucion! All will be judged his due. >:-(

@Os

... not even for ideals?

@Hopalong

... uhhh... close enough. ?:-/

@Jak & Ren

No, definitly not those. Not for those items, those are for the enemy's deluded dreeeeams anyway.

@Servus & Ferox

We do so! Against the vile enemies of the revolucion!

@Vergil & Lucien

My friend, so much to the contrary!

-Signed, a fanatical Marx-Leninist (I think this is a good joke... you? I'm enjoying it.)

  • 01.14.2011 1:16 PM PDT

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@Soviet Strelet

Yes, we are all enjoying it too and find it rather funny.

-The gang

  • 01.14.2011 1:22 PM PDT

Ogada Nosu Fasu

what do you do when you want to fap

  • 01.15.2011 8:37 AM PDT

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@ALPHA1195

We Lekgolo do not fap. We're like cells, we reproduce asecksually.

-Ogada (aka Os)

[Edited on 01.15.2011 2:44 PM PST]

  • 01.15.2011 2:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: ashbot
I want to thank MegaMuffin16 and any others who have helped with the thread, I'm still in a lot of -BLAM!- at the moment so if you could keep control of the thread that would be fabulous!

-ashbot
Of course! Not a problem.

  • 01.16.2011 5:46 AM PDT

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I have officially decided to adopt the thread. Until ashbot or SOURDEEZ returns, it is in my hands. Any questions for the Covenant will go through me.

  • 01.17.2011 9:09 AM PDT

Hello fellow Bungie peeps! This is LeetK1LL3R101. The LEET Reach player.

May Leet guide you.

-LeetK1LL3R101

To Fapnap

Speak for all grunt's when I ask, why grunts need methane tanks to live in the environment? It is hazardous in battle, avoiding fire from it is to hard to miss.

  • 01.17.2011 10:01 AM PDT

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@LeetK1LL3R101

Back on Grunty homeworld of Balaho, air is mostly made up of methane! Us Grunty's can't breathe without it!

-Fapnap

  • 01.17.2011 12:02 PM PDT