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@Servus/Ferox
Given Doisac's high levels of volcanic activity, are you fireproof?

  • 12.31.2010 3:57 PM PDT
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To Virgil: How did you escape from the rest of the Covenant?

  • 12.31.2010 4:42 PM PDT

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

To Fapnap:

If I were to surrender, would you kill me. Say I ran out of ammo and you and your grunt squad approached me.

Signed: A sad marine.


To Reg'ish:

Have you seen the Machinima halo driving school and if so do you like Bob. Also, in a Halo cops machinima that is against elites.

[Edited on 12.31.2010 5:11 PM PST]

  • 12.31.2010 4:59 PM PDT

-Ogada Nosu Fasu

When the Covenant made contact with you, you had a high level of technology, how did you achieved this?

taking into account that they are just worms.



[Edited on 12.31.2010 5:56 PM PST]

  • 12.31.2010 5:51 PM PDT

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...


Posted by: ashbot
To Just Great1

Yeh, you monkeys get what's comin' to ya!

-Fapnap

Machinima? What are you on Human?

-Re'gish
Fapnap:Thats why I carry a last ditch Grif Canon
Re'gish: Watch

[Edited on 12.31.2010 6:07 PM PST]

  • 12.31.2010 6:07 PM PDT

Yeah, we still believe in all the things that we stood by before.
I know, to everything we've seen here, maybe even more.
I know we're not the only ones and we were not the first.
And unapologetically we stand behind each word.

Ogada,
How many elites could you take on in a fist fight?

Re'gish,
How many hunters could you take on in a fist fight?

  • 12.31.2010 7:54 PM PDT

Weapon of Oppression

Hey Hopalong weren't you killed in the Battle of Verge ?
You must be an impostor.

Servus, how many pounds can the average brute male lift over his shoulders ?

  • 12.31.2010 8:37 PM PDT

Weapon of Oppression

@ Ferox

How is the brute spiker's ammunition able to penetrate ODST ballistic body armor, if the muzzle velocity of the weapon is only peaked at 170 miles per an hour ?

  • 12.31.2010 8:43 PM PDT

Weapon of Oppression

Is all this canon ? Because a lot of the info seems correct. lmao

  • 12.31.2010 8:44 PM PDT

If it ain't my chair, it ain't my problem. That's what I say.


Posted by: ashbot
Well, during the time of reach the war was really just getting into itself, so we zealots wore a more ceremonail armour. But upon you bastard humans finding the sacred rings we were given a more combat-suitable armour.

-Re'gish


Except Reach happened only 19 days before Halo: CE...

  • 01.01.2011 4:41 AM PDT

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...


Posted by: ashbot
To Just Great1

Yeh, you monkeys get what's comin' to ya!

-Fapnap

Machinima? What are you on Human?

-Re'gish
Fapnap: Say I hadn't killed any covenant?

  • 01.01.2011 8:46 AM PDT

Please don't hype for games...
They'll just fall short of your expectations and you'll complain for months.

Posted by: ashbot
To orioleguy7

Well, basically, the blades are considerably short, so we can really only stab them in certain places for maximum effect. Like the heart, neck or a slash to the guts. So we don't just charge at them for the sake of using it, we wait if we happen to get close enough. And if we have the chance, we use them.

-Re'gish


Well, since an energy sword (even a short version) will cauterize the wound, if an artery or vein gets hit by one, It's fatal. In close quarters, why can't you just randomly punch? the human body has many veins and arteries...

  • 01.01.2011 9:15 AM PDT

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

To all:

What would you do if you played Halo?

To Fapnap:

Why do you enjoy the food nipple?

[Edited on 01.01.2011 11:43 AM PST]

  • 01.01.2011 10:14 AM PDT
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Don't be stupid like I was! Check to see what that Forum Ninja is saying to you!

"I may not like what you say, but I will defend your right to the death to say it!"

"Tolerance is a virtue, and virtue builds character."
-Onyx81

To the hunter:

What kind of Metal do you not eat?

To the Brute weapons specialist:

how do you fire the Brute shot? It is just a big circle.

  • 01.01.2011 11:07 AM PDT