Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.
Just you wait.
To noble six b312. How does a spartan 3 become mjolnir rated? Does spi increase ur abilities? Have you always used mjolnir throughout ur life? Why do you like being a lone wolf? What is up with ur voice. I meam I have nothing but respect for you. But when I hear ur male voice. Jeez. U sound like an akward civilian teenager. Lastly in lone wolf, you should've picked up an energy sword and maybe you wouldn't have gotten stabbed to death you'd still get glassed but you should've still done it anyway.
To the prophets. Seriously you do know you have little testicles for cheeks.
To elites. Forerunners are not gods. They are just another random hyper advanced race in space.
To grunts. Build up those muscles. Stop being afraid all the time. And you'll start to get respect. I suggest steroids.
To hunters. I like your cannons.
To jackals. I have nothing else to say except. You huys are still ugly.
To brutes. Don't worry. Evoulution is coming. And I suggest you leave the prophets they'll just betray you when they find a race they like better. Meat is good.
To drones. I have nothing to say.
To skirmishers. Damn you guys could be ninjas.
To master chief. You need to work on hand to hand buddy. You struggled against one elite in FoR. Yet will killed a hunter with his fists. Also its a good thing you got stuck in space. If you went to live on earth you would never fit in with civilans. Only jorge could do that. He has an understanding of normal life. He's also quite social.
To johnson. Damn sparky. You should still have been alive kickin ass. Truly if you was any better you'd be a spartan. Rest in peace my nig.
To cortana. Why is it on every halo game ur hair grows longer and ur boobs get bigger? Tryin to look sexy for the chief?
To sparky. I understand why you went off. The new ring reinitiated ur protocols making you wanna protect it. But I still can't forgive you for killing johnson. So burn in monitor hell.
To arbiter. Do you have a family?