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I tend to define "Best" as "Exactly what I do." That's why I consider myself the best Halo player and the best shortstop and the best grandmother.
Seriously though, I should point out that I am the only person Bungie has ever hired from DigiPen. It's actually not that much different from a normal state university. I loved the fact that everyone there really wants to make games, but it still has as many slackers and idiots as any other school. My serious advice to anyone looking to get a job at Bungie is to work hard at making games. In college, I spent 70-80 hours per week programming. Passion and hard work are all you need to succeed in anything. Oh, and skill. Passion, hard work, and skill are all you need. And Halo. Passion, hard work, skill, and Halo. And this lamp. Passion, hard work, skill, Halo, and this lamp.

  • 10.19.2005 9:57 PM PDT
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HI BE--- I mean, hi Bob.
*quietly thinks to self why bob can't be named Ben*
hmm... you sound pretty phat, and I especially liked the part where mat spastically yelled at his comp.

  • 10.19.2005 10:01 PM PDT
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"Fog blast the fent core!" his a born on board from the marathon or now brought on board by the bungie team, ah the great times I have had outside bungie which remindes me

YOU STOLE MY JOB MATE ;)

I think I have applied like ummm 12 times for bungie; when will my dilbert like world end in the cube world of the office save me bungie.

cheers bungie

[Edited on 10/20/2005]

  • 10.20.2005 2:54 AM PDT
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OMFG!!!

He forgot about the powers of Heart and Water. HOW CAN U MAKE CAPTAIN PLANET WITHOUT HEART AND WATER!!!

OTHERWISE YOU WOULD JUST HAVE A ULTRA FUNKY BAND!!!

  • 10.20.2005 3:44 AM PDT

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.......Better Start PRAYING!!!!!!!
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Matt should replace Donald Trump.

YOU'RE FIRED!!

  • 10.20.2005 4:57 AM PDT

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Actually, at his age, he really could be a BoB!


I certainly hope you don't mean a Battery Operated Boyfriend. :P

  • 10.20.2005 7:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: Jejor
Getting a job at Bungie is simple:

SWEET!! OK, here we go!
Work really hard in high school.
check, nearly skipped a year's coursework in college from advance high school credits.
Get into the best college.
double check, highly rated private university.
Work really hard in college.
triple check, difficult classes, high grades, and all done while helping a deaf student through the degree (hey, who else do you know that can explain C++ in ASL??)
Get an interview at the best company.
Hmm, still working on this one. *checks email again* ... nope, not yet. ;)
Do really well at the interview.
Not too worried about this, only problem: see last answer.
And that's really it. I'm not joking.
Well, hope to see you soon then!

  • 10.20.2005 10:25 AM PDT
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Well i still have not seen one gongrats to BoB so for finer detail




CONGRATULATIONS BOB

  • 10.20.2005 11:09 AM PDT
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You got way easier than I would have done to you had you been a boot coming to my unit!!!! I would have sent you all over town looking for a bolt stretching kit or a left handed socket wrench!!! Good luck and congrats man.

  • 10.20.2005 11:49 AM PDT

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Posted by: Jejor
I tend to define "Best" as "Exactly what I do." That's why I consider myself the best Halo player and the best shortstop and the best grandmother. .....


Kinda Like a Grunt (at least the Grandmother part) (I can Here it now..in all its Grunty Glory." Quite Your going to wake the baby!" <--crazygrunt thinks its plasma pistol is a baby ( Arbiter.. weed me a sto..rwey))

..*Twich*

Passion and hard work are all you need to succeed in anything. Oh, and skill. Passion, hard work, and skill are all you need. And Halo. Passion, hard work, skill, and Halo. And this lamp. Passion, hard work, skill, Halo, and this lamp.

What...?!?!... No Pie......

...O.. O.. and you forgot something in your "Succeed in anything"..uh satement (other than Pie)....

...Me at Bungie :D ( ..Well I can dream can't I..uhh.. at least I think I can...I think...)

  • 10.20.2005 12:23 PM PDT
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Has no one considered this statement yet:


These days, I spend most of my day working with the Halo tools: Sapien and Guerilla (AKA Gorilla and Guerrilla)


So he spends most of his day working on halo 3.... because they have already stated that they are not making any more maps.

  • 10.20.2005 3:10 PM PDT
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Grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye!

  • 10.20.2005 4:03 PM PDT
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..HIYA bob if thats ur REAL name

  • 10.20.2005 6:13 PM PDT
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God u have talent man i give u uh... all my no-scopes

how do people make this stuff!?!?!?!?!

  • 10.20.2005 6:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: Jejor
I tend to define "Best" as "Exactly what I do." That's why I consider myself the best Halo player and the best shortstop and the best grandmother.
Seriously though, I should point out that I am the only person Bungie has ever hired from DigiPen.

DigiPen? Ah! That explains much. I've always wanted to go there but $30 grand for the course I was looking at there (and that seemed to be the average price of the courses) is way out of my (and many others) feasability range. Do you have any suggestions on how to make that $30 grand possible or maybe somewhere where I wont have to sell my soul for the tuition? Thanks for any help you can give Bob!

  • 10.20.2005 9:40 PM PDT
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What about a whole fiesta playlist, random everything just to give everyone a chance

  • 10.21.2005 2:03 AM PDT
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my god that was one of the funniest things i have ever read. that was nice, "PISTOL SNIPING WHORES!". the entire article was brilliant, by the way welcome to the team Bob

  • 11.10.2005 1:56 PM PDT
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Fortune, you're a tad late for this discussion, are you not?

  • 11.10.2005 4:28 PM PDT
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No offense BOB but i think that all halo2 players really care about is how bungie is going to stop cheaters! P.S. good to have another genius on the bungie team

  • 11.10.2005 4:38 PM PDT
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Hey bob wuts going on

  • 11.13.2005 9:35 AM PDT
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hi bob, dude, guy

  • 11.27.2005 1:17 AM PDT