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Subject: How to TROLL Halo REACH? Things to avoid doing.

I'm a hero!

this thread is hilarious
+1

  • 10.17.2010 9:42 AM PDT
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My reps gone to nothing since reach came out. This list describes basically every reason why my reps gone.
Another add on to the list:
Don't drive any vehicle. An "MLG PRO" will think its his birth right and either explode said vehicle or weaken it to the point where a few DMR shots will kill you.

  • 10.17.2010 9:42 AM PDT

don't forget-
1. don't have a low kd or your a noob
2. don't have a high kd or you have no life

  • 10.17.2010 9:43 AM PDT
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Don't play well or you're a try hard.

Don't collect credits from playing or you're not legit.

Don't get Lt Col or you farmed.

Emile is black.

Emile isn't black.

Emile might be black.

  • 10.17.2010 9:45 AM PDT
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17% preferred you or did not submit a review about you.

83% avoided you. See details for more info.

Woot it went up!!!

On topic- I lol'd.

  • 10.17.2010 9:45 AM PDT
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"This bandicoot will be my general, he will lead my Cortex Commandos to world domination...

This time, I shall reign TRIUMPHANT!"

-Dr. Cortex

Actually... now that I think about it, I know I pissed a bunch of people off with the way I've been using Armor Lock lately.

Let me check my rep...

Edit: 72% avoided.

In the words of Jun: "It looks like we really pissed them off..."

[Edited on 10.17.2010 10:06 AM PDT]

  • 10.17.2010 9:45 AM PDT

There's no sense crying over every mistake,
you must keep on trying til' you run out of cake
and the science gets done, and you make a neat gun,
for the people who are, still alive.

troll dec-

wait, this is kinda funny :P

-takes mouse away from report button-

  • 10.17.2010 9:46 AM PDT


Posted by: Hustletron9000

Emile is black.

Emile isn't black.

Emile might be black.

This is definitely 56% of the conversations I've had with my friends while playing co-op campaign.

  • 10.17.2010 9:47 AM PDT

lol!
ummm, using the banshee in spire
using a shotgun in boneyard
using a sniper in team snipers
not using a sniper in team sniper(using pistol)

[Edited on 10.17.2010 9:50 AM PDT]

  • 10.17.2010 9:48 AM PDT

Thanks too halo reach i now have 47% unsupporting conduct

[Edited on 10.17.2010 9:49 AM PDT]

  • 10.17.2010 9:49 AM PDT
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My best thread evar!

I do all of these things with the exception of driving the 'hog off of a cliff.

I have 4% preferred.... 0.0

  • 10.17.2010 9:49 AM PDT

There's no sense crying over every mistake,
you must keep on trying til' you run out of cake
and the science gets done, and you make a neat gun,
for the people who are, still alive.

fire a gun
don't fire a gun
reload
buy something from the armory
look like the default noble 6
move in the first mission
die
live
die again
die one more time
respawn
don't respawn

  • 10.17.2010 9:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: mc mackie
not using a sniper in team sniper(using pistol)


I kinda agree with most people on this. The game mode is called "Team Snipers", not "Team Pistols".

  • 10.17.2010 9:51 AM PDT

just found a new one!
-don't EVER play SWAT unless your an expert at such

  • 10.17.2010 9:55 AM PDT
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I like this one 12. Using any weapons in the game.

  • 10.17.2010 9:57 AM PDT


Posted by: Boysie

Posted by: mc mackie
not using a sniper in team sniper(using pistol)


I kinda agree with most people on this. The game mode is called "Team Snipers", not "Team Pistols".


I personally suck at the sniper rifle and never vote for that game type. Hey though, if it wins the vote not much I can do. I'm much more useful to the team with the pistol. Why wouldn't I use that? There's a reason that weapon is offered.

[Edited on 10.17.2010 10:06 AM PDT]

  • 10.17.2010 10:05 AM PDT


Posted by: nomis227

Posted by: explosivepigs
No matter what I do in matchmaking, I always end up pissing somebody off. Whether it is because I use the tank on boneyard or use armor lock. Somebody once reported me for using the rocket launcher while crouching. My rep has gone from 67% avoided to 90% avoided even since I bought the game. I do not want this to happen to anybody else, so I am going to list the things that piss people off according to my observations. That way, you can avoid doing the following:

1.Use armor lock at all. It pisses everybody off and people will report you for using it.

2. Pick up the sniper rifle. If anybody picks up the sniper rifle, they will be betrayed. If you boot the betrayer, you will be reported.

3. Drive the warthog into the water/off the cliff. For some reason this always pisses people off.

4. Use the falcon on The Spire. The other team WILL call you names and report you.

5. Win a game in halo. You should never ever do this as you will be reported by everybody.

6. Use the shotgun in infection.

7. Use the plasma pistol to stop a vehicle.

8. Playing the game.

9. Not playing the game.

10. Stealing somebody's kill. While this is very lulzy, microsoft will ban you after about 5000 people report you for "cheating"

11. Play with little kids. Should you encounter a kid in matchmaking, just mute him. If you beat his team, his mother will call the police and tell them that you are a hacker. If he is on your team, he will report you for sucking even if he has -14 points.

12. Using any weapons in the game.

13. Using the DMR

14. Not using the DMR

15. Using the female models. Eveybody knows that there are no women on xbox live.

16. Having fun. This is a big no-no and it is forbidden.


Those are my observations so far. Feel free to add your own observations. Tell us what you notice piss people off.





Awwww, did someone get reported for farming?

this has nothing to do with farming. are you seriously so dumb that you come into a thread and dont even understand what the hell someone is talking about? your kind makes me sick.

  • 10.17.2010 10:21 AM PDT

You exist because we allow it... and you will end, because we demand it...

Got to agree, i love halo reach, its the best game ever (In my opinion) however it has the worst players ever, i wish i could falcon punch everyone i've ever come across, i hate you all, seriously.

  • 10.17.2010 10:29 AM PDT

Cant be touched

Do not, I repeat, Do not shoot rockets in rocketfight cause people will stand before you out of nothing and give you a (well deserved) kick.

  • 10.17.2010 10:46 AM PDT

ODST: 47 out of 47 for 1000 gamerscore
Halo 3: 79 out of 79 for 1750 gamerscore

1: Farmin Sword base
2: playing gruntpocolypse
3: sounding like a redneck
4: not sounding like a redneck
5: going positive 20
6: not going positive 20
7: Flaming helmet
8: Lt. Colonel
9: not lt. Colonel
10: Jet pack
11: Drop Shield
12: Sniping gunner out of hog (true story)
13: not like rap music
14: asking polite things
15: being over 12
16: being under 12
17: leaving to go to work
18: opening a soda instead of killing someone
19: on computer
20: eating ANYTHING
21: having a social life


I'mma stop there

  • 10.17.2010 10:48 AM PDT