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  • Subject: How to TROLL Halo REACH? Things to avoid doing.
Subject: How to TROLL Halo REACH? Things to avoid doing.

two more:

get a high k/d

get a low k/d

get an okay k/d

  • 10.17.2010 10:51 AM PDT

There's also nerd rage over your avoided stats. I don't know what mine are.

Most people's are so low that just a couple will change a huge number of the %.

67% is 2/3

90% is 9/10.

So a couple of people avoided you. Cry some more? Maybe that's why people avoid you, you simply cry too much. It's not like there's a form to fill out so you know.

Trash talk =/= Actual avoids

Can't handle the trash talk? Mute people.
Don't want to mute people? Man up and deal with it.

Trying to form a support group on the forums is really really lame. It's worse than people talking trash because it's admitting your wimp status.

Sorry your feminine sensibilities were intruded upon, but that's life, especially on XBL.

  • 10.17.2010 10:54 AM PDT

While you were reading this, your flag was stolen.

(::) cookie for you, sir.

  • 10.17.2010 10:56 AM PDT

1. Don't forget that you can never play anything except matchmaking.

If you have ever played Gruntpocalypse, you are instantly terrible at the game and "unlegit", regardless of how bad you kick their ass matchmaking.

2. Don't be a Lt. Colonel.

3. Don't get kills. Odds are, another teammate has already seen them on their motion tracker, thus signifying that it is their kill.

  • 10.17.2010 10:59 AM PDT

WALL OF SHAME-Posting stupidity since 2010
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Posted by: Maximus Decimus
Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?

Why are you angry? If they avoided you, then you have less of a chance to get paired up with the cry-babies of Reach.

  • 10.17.2010 11:00 AM PDT

This entire thread.

  • 10.17.2010 11:01 AM PDT

OP is a god,.. >ExplosivePigs, you are my hero

You should become a comedian lol

  • 10.17.2010 11:09 AM PDT

Be easy, not sleazy

OP=Tru7h. Great lulz. The only thing I disagreed on was women on Live. My wife loves Reach. If you are a girl, I'd suggest not to reveal yourself to anyone... for obvious reasons.

  • 10.17.2010 11:09 AM PDT


Posted by: Spider123Man


2. Don't be a Lt. Colonel.

3. Don't get kills. Odds are, another teammate has already seen them on their motion tracker, thus signifying that it is their kill.


I love number 3 here!

I'd like to add/modify number 2:

2. Not being a Lt. Colonel means you suck
2b. Being a Lt. Colonel means you suck

  • 10.17.2010 11:11 AM PDT

* YouTube
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* MSN
* My Skype username is theoldhunter

Made me laugh.

[Edited on 10.17.2010 11:12 AM PDT]

  • 10.17.2010 11:12 AM PDT
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Video games give you the option to play against AI (Artificial Intelligence) or against RS (Real Stupidity).

good stuff man

  • 10.17.2010 11:12 AM PDT


Posted by: studbeasttank
This entire thread.


This thread is sarcastic. If you actually read any of it, you'd realize that people are making lists of everything people complain about, all of which are completely ridiculous (but true).

aka, this thread is pointing out that no matter what you do, you're going to have people complain about it for stupid reasons.

  • 10.17.2010 11:13 AM PDT

Posted by: Hustletron9000
The win in this thread is approaching record levels.

Yes, it's over 9000

  • 10.17.2010 11:13 AM PDT

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1. Never play defense. Get the opposing team's flag.

2. Never play offense. Defend your flag.

  • 10.17.2010 11:14 AM PDT

Need Forging Ideas

ALL PURE WIN!

  • 10.17.2010 11:16 AM PDT

They see me trollin' they hatin'

Follow me on Twitter!!!
www.twitter.com/thefuryinnj

This is such a win.

  • 10.17.2010 11:17 AM PDT

you should add... "never melee" under the rule for never use any weapons in the game.

  • 10.17.2010 11:21 AM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.


Posted by: ANDUKE666
thing is,is every single one of these is 100% correct......... Reach isn't broken I think its the players



TRUTH

  • 10.17.2010 11:23 AM PDT

How to spell "space"?

S-P-ACE! SPACE!

Never try to get kills in Rocketfight. You're supposed to be meleeing the enemies where they are dropped off from the Phantoms.

  • 10.17.2010 11:24 AM PDT
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Astronomy FTW

Tubas Represent!

kill the enemy
use a power weapon
use a vechile
don't use a vechile
playing the game
having fun

  • 10.17.2010 11:27 AM PDT

Use your credits immediately
Save your credits
Earn credits

  • 10.17.2010 11:29 AM PDT


Posted by: ivantheigor
Use your credits immediately
Save your credits
Earn credits


lmao!

  • 10.17.2010 11:34 AM PDT


Posted by: Spider123Man

Posted by: studbeasttank
This entire thread.


This thread is sarcastic. If you actually read any of it, you'd realize that people are making lists of everything people complain about, all of which are completely ridiculous (but true).

aka, this thread is pointing out that no matter what you do, you're going to have people complain about it for stupid reasons.


That link leads to a different thread if you didn't check =P.

  • 10.17.2010 11:39 AM PDT

This is possibly the best thread I have ever read... Im gonna go check my avoidance percentage or whatever now

  • 10.17.2010 11:41 AM PDT