- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Well me, I would give him immortality so i can give the most extreme torture like force to make out with Martha Stuart, Hillary Cliton, Oprah, and last Richard Simmons. Also make him eat baby poo. That would me funny. Then poke him slowly with a red hot pointy object for oh.. say 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years.