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Subject: Dear Bungie, please have moistly in it.

Dear Bungie,
When you are making your next game, can you please put me in it as one of the characters? I have been a fan of the Halo games since as early as I can remember and would really like to be in your game. I understand that maybe I can't be a Spartan as Spartans have to be stolen from their parents when they are very young and I wasn't, and I know I haven't been through Spartan training, which I hear is very difficult and takes years, I am very strong though. Even ask my friends. And wait until your hear this: I can even lift up a big table - with my eyes closed!
I don't know that I would want to go through Spartan training (I don't even have that much time!) and I don't think I'm that strong, as Spartans can jump from orbit and not get hurt too badly, although I think they have to lock their armour to avoid damage, is this true?
I'm thinking that it is because in Halo 3 at the start the marine says "His armour's all locked up. The gel layer could've taken most of the impact".
See how big of a Halo fan I am? I remembered that and didn't even have to look it up or ask anyone. That's why I think I should be in your next game.

So when you put me in your game, you need to make sure you find someone good to do my voice acting, so that I don't sound stupid like Kat. Kat is annoying. Sorry Bungie if you like her, but she is annoying and she died from one needle rifle shot. Speaking of that, did she not have her shields up or something? Because normally a needle rifle shot would be absorbed by their shields.

I know I can't be a Spartan I, II or III because they've already been made and trained, but maybe you could make a Spartan IV program for me to be a part of? Maybe you could even make it so that they don't have to be stolen from their parents, then I really could be one!
You could even maybe make them recruit from the past and take on kids from roughly 500 years ago, like me and my friends! We could be in a squad and be called "Rough Squad Alpha" or something like that. Do you like this idea, Bungie?

If you don't I suppose you could make me a marine or something, but then you could definitely add my friends.
Some of my friends have said they want to be marines in real life, so I'm sure being a marine in a game would be even easier!

I'm quite clever sometimes, so I could maybe even be an A.I., except that I suppose I'm not artificial because my parents made me, but you could just pretend! It is a game, after all, and you guys are making it.
Or, you will be, and maybe I can be in it.

My name is Mark, so that you know what to call my character. I almost forgot about this, because I was so excited about the rest of this post, but I remembered.
I'm quite short, but I'm growing all the time, as my mom says, so I should be big when I grow up.

My shoe size is a 10.

So please, Bungie, put me in your game. If you do, I will buy the game and my friends would see that I am in it. Maybe they would even buy it, too!

Thank you for your time.

PS: I got my English teacher to look over this for me, so she helped me with my spelling and grammar. If you could all say a big thanks to Mrs. Leary, that'd be really nice of you. Thanks.

PPS: I finished my map on Guardian, but this post is not for a map, so I won't put it here.

PPPS: Do you think Bungie should add me?

  • 10.17.2010 6:21 PM PDT

I cannot stop loling over this.

  • 10.17.2010 6:23 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

I lol'd. Thread saved.

  • 10.17.2010 6:23 PM PDT

We just need your credit card number and your social security number, thank you very much.

  • 10.17.2010 6:23 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

I call the next one after.

  • 10.17.2010 6:26 PM PDT

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I'm sorry Mrs. Leary.

  • 10.17.2010 6:27 PM PDT


Posted by: SM1SHRA
We just need your credit card number and your social security number, thank you very much.


I'm not going to do that. i dont even have a credit card, because I'm still a kid. Why would you need it any way, your not Bungie and only they can put me in the game, so stop trying to steal my parents money.

[Edited on 10.17.2010 6:28 PM PDT]

  • 10.17.2010 6:27 PM PDT


Posted by: Screecherz
I'm sorry Mrs. Leary.
You called it.
We'll see what happens.
>.>

  • 10.17.2010 6:28 PM PDT

The Forerunner, the Great Journey, and Heaven Theory

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Posted by: Agustus
I lol'd at the absurd miscommunication that occurs whenever dibbs post something. Perhaps his brain is so highly evolved that he can no longer clearly communicate with lesser life forms, even among his own species.

Great post or greatest post?

  • 10.17.2010 6:28 PM PDT


Posted by: moistly

Im still a kid.


Figures...

  • 10.17.2010 6:28 PM PDT

Thesaurus.com

Not sure if serious.....

  • 10.17.2010 6:28 PM PDT


Posted by: R3ACTlON
Not sure if serious.....


I am. I want to be in the next Halo game.



Posted by: JPeloquin218

Posted by: moistly

Im still a kid.


Figures...


What do you mean?

  • 10.17.2010 6:32 PM PDT


Posted by: moistly

Posted by: SM1SHRA
We just need your credit card number and your social security number, thank you very much.


I'm not going to do that. i dont even have a credit card, because I'm still a kid. Why would you need it any way, your not Bungie and only they can put me in the game, so stop trying to steal my parents money.

Well, to be in the game and bribe Bungie, you need to pay...
*uses calculator*
$1337 dollars!

  • 10.17.2010 6:33 PM PDT

RIP Halo 2: November 9, 2004-May 10, 2010
I was the 2nd to last person to get kicked off Halo 2, see the thread Here

I lol'd. I'm sure Bungie will put you in their next game after a convincing letter like this.

  • 10.17.2010 6:34 PM PDT

Your lying, where did you get that number from?

  • 10.17.2010 6:34 PM PDT

Hello

Your not cool enough to be in one

  • 10.17.2010 6:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: moistly
Your lying, where did you get that number from?
It's a little bit off. Check the application form for allowing your presence in their titles. The correct and updated 2010 amount should be on there.

  • 10.17.2010 6:36 PM PDT

Can you give me a link?
I dont believe you, sorry, so if you could send a link...

  • 10.17.2010 6:39 PM PDT

~/Bip/~
Been here since 09.13.2008 Old Account.
The Battle Begins...
Save the Human Race!

Dear moistly, your twelve. Bungie isn't going to add you in their video game.

  • 10.17.2010 6:41 PM PDT


Posted by: moistly
Can you give me a link?
I dont believe you, sorry, so if you could send a link...

Don't worry, you can trust us.

  • 10.17.2010 6:42 PM PDT

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Posted by: moistly
Can you give me a link?
I dont believe you, sorry, so if you could send a link...
It's illegal to distribute proprietary inclusion forms. Walmart is the largest employer in America and thus has access to those forms, though. Tomorrow have your mother drive you to your local Walmart and get in contact with the store owner. He should be able to get you the forms.

  • 10.17.2010 6:45 PM PDT

When I grow up I want to be bitter and spiteful.

"i liked the reality where everything was on fire better"
-legato on remedial chaos theory

Shoot for the stars!

  • 10.17.2010 6:45 PM PDT


Posted by: BipBapBlam
Dear moistly, your twelve. Bungie isn't going to add you in their video game.


:( I still hope they do.



Posted by: SM1SHRA
Don't worry, you can trust us.


I think your a troll...





Posted by: Screecherz
Posted by: moistly
Can you give me a link?
I dont believe you, sorry, so if you could send a link...
It's illegal to distribute proprietary inclusion forms. Walmart is the largest employer in America and thus has access to those forms, though. Tomorrow have your mother drive you to your local Walmart and get in contact with the store owner. He should be able to get you the forms.


Why would Walmart have forms about Bungie? Walmart dont make games...

[Edited on 10.17.2010 6:47 PM PDT]

  • 10.17.2010 6:46 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Moistly for president!

  • 10.17.2010 6:49 PM PDT

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Posted by: moistly
Why would Walmart have forms about Bungie? Walmart dont make games...
They are part of a national employers club. They have access to the applications bank.

  • 10.17.2010 6:50 PM PDT

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