- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Dj Infam0us
Luke runs into Obi Wan in the first movie. They break out a bottle of bacardi 151, and proceed to get shnockered. Luke slips on a bantha turd and breaks his neck.
Obi Wan: well, there goes the galaxy.
The end.
wow. that was a short movie.
It only appears to be a bantha turd, instead it was Yoda passed out in the dirt. Luke steps on Yoda, slips, and breaks his neck. Yoda feels bad so he downs a six pack and passes out again.
The galaxy now rests in the hands of Drunk Yoda and Obi Wan Drunkobi.
I would watch this movie.