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Subject: Is master chief 'fully equipped'? PLZ dont lock
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now this is a serious question. now we now that master chief is the master of any weapon and can drive literally any vehicle. but can he 'perform'?.

does master chief have to go to the bathroom?

what happens when he as an itch under his armor?

does he have the capacity in his his cyborg heart for love? lust? fear?

dont lock this im really honestly not trying to be funny.

  • 05.04.2004 8:37 PM PDT
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Dude, welcome to the 28th century. No one does that anymore.

  • 05.04.2004 8:38 PM PDT
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I am sure there are toiletry stuff inside, who know, john might be a midget and he can really do like jumpin jacks and stuff in the suit.

  • 05.04.2004 8:40 PM PDT
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I bet Cortana likes that idea. haha

  • 05.04.2004 8:41 PM PDT
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wow....just wow.

  • 05.04.2004 8:42 PM PDT
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I must respond! Yes, the dude can love and stuff (if he didn't he wouldn't be fighting for a race, would he?). Read the books - his relationship with the other Spartan-IIs is almost like that of a big bro; he always feels responsible for them. Love on the individual level, though... I'm not so sure.

His muscle augmentation has a negative side-effect, though: decreased -blam!- drive.

Feel sorry for the guy.

  • 05.04.2004 8:49 PM PDT
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OMG, he is built for war and has been trained for control.....but all is fair in love and war.
You realize this is going to be locked.

  • 05.04.2004 9:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: DudeMeister


does he have the capacity in his his cyborg heart for love? lust? fear?



he is not a cyborg(and yes i know "but the manual" says or whatever)

so ya he probly has the capacity but his training holds it back

[Edited on 5/4/2004 10:13:05 PM]

  • 05.04.2004 10:12 PM PDT

Play as a team win as a team or die as a team!


I'm pretty sure that during the game like next level or when he's on the Pelican he changes and has a break I don't care how strong and big and stuff he has to do Human stuff and drink water.

  • 05.04.2004 10:30 PM PDT

Play as a team win as a team or die as a team!


And on Halo what did the Marines eat on Halo? like snacks from the POA?

  • 05.04.2004 10:31 PM PDT
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Through physical augmentations and intense training throughout his whole life, the Master Chief effectively has lost his "-blam!- abilities"

It talked about it in Fall of Reach, I'm thinking...

  • 05.04.2004 10:33 PM PDT

-S

he is not a cyborg(and yes i know "but the manual" says or whatever)

Yes, as a matter of fact, he IS a cyborg.

As for the head of this thread, the augmentation process took away his sex drive, it's mentioned in Fall of Reach. As such, he won't ever WANT to "perform."

[Edited on 5/5/2004 12:11:57 AM]

  • 05.05.2004 12:09 AM PDT
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stupidest thread yet

  • 05.05.2004 12:18 AM PDT