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Posted by: ElementalRunner
Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.
omg not realistic stop game production plz
I was just playing Campaign (Delta Halo) and then I got to the final part where Regret and his annoying Elite Honour Guards.
AWWWWW HELL NO, SHIZZLE'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN Y'ALL
Well, that's the voice that was in my head.
So I try working my way through them normally. I take them out mostly with the infamous BR55 Battle Rifle. Only to be ULTIMATELY pwn'd by Regret's Laser-o-raep.
So I tried this tactic once more. Only to be raep'd by it AGAIN.
Grrrr. I mused to myself. I've just got to take out the Elites quicker, I thought.
So I decided I'd go BREACH AND CLEAR on their asses! YEAH! I chucked some nades in, blowing bits of Covie all over the damn place (Forerunner landlord told me not to make such a damned mess). I move into there, BR blazin' away. Hell yeah. I'm sprinting over to Regret's chair, Grunts hitting me with plasma but only my shields go down. I think I'm going to die but I've just about reach Regret's chair-
Regret manages to splatter me with a chair. SPLATTERED. BY. A. CHAIR. A SPARTAN-II supersoldier legend. Splattered by a chair.
By now, I went rage mode. I ripped my shirt off in R/L (before cursing myself and throwing it in the bin. Such a waste) and grip the controller harder. No way will I be defeated.
I search around before entering the room, and find a Rocket Law'n'chair with two rockets left! Oh dem Covies gonna DIE.
So I ran in there, HULK MODE. HULK MODE is dangerous at the best of times, never mind IRON MAN MODE and RAGE MODE being activated too. I blast away all the Honour Guard Elites with the Rockets, breathing heavily and with much determination. I blast the grunts away with grenades. EVERYTHING is dead. I'm running at Regrets chair, ENSURING that I don't die by being splattered. I fired bursts at him, distracting the freak-alien-politician-bad driver. My thumb prepared to Press X to Board.
....an Honour Guard Elite fell down from one of the balconies and ninja stabs me in the back. Then, to top this off, he does some strange, side-stepping dance over my dead body.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHERE THE BLAM DID THAT MOFO COME FROM GOD DAMNIT WHY THIS HAPPEN AND WHY IS THAT ELITE DANCING ON MY BODY
Wasn't cool bro. I may need to re-think my strategy. Hulk Mode does not work.