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Subject: Things you wouldn't see anyone in Halo ever do!
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Just say crazy stuff about things no halo character would do.

Like a Grunt singing "It's Not Unusual" by Frank Senatra!

  • 08.14.2004 3:10 PM PDT
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Ferrari warthogs with horns that play la cucaracha. Oh and grunts that turn into George Bush.

  • 08.14.2004 3:27 PM PDT
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Master Chief plays baseball with the marines with Guilty Spark as the ball. I mean the monitor, or whatever that ball's name is.

[Edited on 8/14/2004 6:34:58 PM]

  • 08.14.2004 6:30 PM PDT
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Frodo throws the Halo ring into Mt. Doom

  • 08.14.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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DIscovering MC is Samus or Guilty Spark is a webcam

  • 08.14.2004 7:21 PM PDT
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Seeing Grunts huddle around a TV in T&R watching the timeless classic movie, E.T.

  • 08.14.2004 7:30 PM PDT
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Elites triying out for jack ass, or the Moniter acting cool.

  • 08.14.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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Any of the covenant having a poo poo

  • 08.17.2004 7:46 AM PDT
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seeing a banshee gettin blown out of the sky from the aliens from the movie indapendence day. oh and seein an alien (from any of the alien movies) go head to head w/MC.
if u give a man a fish u feed him for a day,if u teach a man to fish he wastes alot of money on bait

[Edited on 8/21/2004 12:01:52 AM]

  • 08.21.2004 12:00 AM PDT
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master cheif betting cortana on a single game of poker with 5 elites because he already bet his whole suit of amour and lost it in one hand.
or getting killed by a grunt when he has an over sheild and active camoflauge.

  • 08.21.2004 2:13 AM PDT

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Replacing the peanut with Guilty Spark in a peanut M&M.

  • 08.21.2004 6:56 AM PDT
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Seeing Spartans yell, "Son of a -blam!-!" whenever a tank fires.

  • 08.21.2004 7:05 AM PDT
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Seeing a worthog with hydrolics (sp?) bouncin up and down the street. I would enjoy that

SO

  • 08.21.2004 8:54 AM PDT
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Seeing grunts frolicking in a field of daisies, then firing a rocket at them.

  • 08.30.2004 4:45 PM PDT
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a grunt sucking on the food nipple, or grunts having.....*cough*

  • 08.30.2004 5:22 PM PDT
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A grunt gangsta raping.

  • 08.30.2004 9:31 PM PDT
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mc, captain keyes, and 343 gs all have a threesome in a elites bed and then the elite comes in and joins in on the fun and then has a baby with mc!

  • 08.30.2004 9:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: big guns
mc, captain keyes, and 343 gs all have a threesome in a elites bed and then the elite comes in and joins in on the fun and then has a baby with mc!


That's sick, an elite would not grab Sgt. Johnson's ass....oh wait that did happen.

  • 08.31.2004 2:22 AM PDT
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A Grunt took a crap somewhere and later on MC treds in it. He trys to get it off by shaking his foot and accidently flicks it into the eyes of one of the Marines. Then the troop finds out that Grunt poop is acidic as the Marine is running around in pain; he then drops to the floor and screams in agony. Then he decides to just wipe it on some grass instead.

At least he didn't slip on the Grunt poo, slip and fall into the huge pile of Hunter poo at the side!

  • 08.31.2004 2:43 PM PDT