- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: MeechVII
As far as becoming one goes, this is how I think the process goes:
-Never ask to be made a moderator
-You must be an outstanding member of the communitty. One that is well known and well liked by the moderators.
-When it comes time to appoint new mods, The current mods post their suggestions in HFCS.
-The members of HFCS vote on who they believe should be made moderators.
Thats not how it works at all!
The Path to Ninjaness
The path to ninjaness begins with a phone call. A gruff voice speaks, sounding vaguely simian. The voice tells you to go to the nearest airport. Tickets are waiting.
You arrive at the airport. Massive jumbo jets surround you. Luxury executive aeroplanes await. You look at your ticket, and look around until you can find it. Terminal 7. You look on in disbelief. A chair with pedals and a helicopter blade.
Eventually, you reach your destination: Hawaii. Great, you think. Then you bump it all goes black.
Later, you wake up in a cell. Naked. Wails surround you. Your heart pounds. The rest of the experience is one long blur...
After what seems like years, you wake up. Chained to your computer. Your browser only accessing bungie.net. Congratulations, your life as forum ninja has begun...
The HFCS is there for the Ninjas to get drunk and bare-knuckle box a hippo while wearing a banana suite...a purple banana suite.
[Edited on 10/25/2005]