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Subject: Good one liners!
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I need some good one liners for a LAN party flyer that I'm putting together. Right now, all I have is the "Stop Playing With Yourself" from the propaganda flyer. Does anybody have any other good ones they can think of?

  • 08.14.2004 6:32 PM PDT

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1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

"Sit down -blam!-!"

"I'da been your daddy but that dog beat me over the fence!"

"Real good ya jackass!"

  • 08.14.2004 6:37 PM PDT
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"And that is why cousins shouldn't get married."

  • 08.14.2004 6:39 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

"Socks go on your feet." I just made that one up. Good, huh?

  • 08.14.2004 8:09 PM PDT
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"Why dont you go home and cry to yo momma"

"Get up befor i keep you down!"

"Booohooohooo no one gives a damn now shut up and keep firing you pancy ass -blam!-!"

"I like cookies"

  • 08.14.2004 8:14 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

"Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get the hell over it!!!"

  • 08.14.2004 8:16 PM PDT
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"Killtacular!"

"Blam!"

"Bye-bye!"

Lame, I know.

  • 08.14.2004 8:23 PM PDT
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read the very bottom of my sig

  • 08.14.2004 8:25 PM PDT