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Post a joke. here's mine.

An Irish man travled to the U.S. for a vacation. He decided to go to his first American baseball game. So he's sitting there at the game and tries fitting in by cheering when everybody else does. Then, the pitcher walks the batter, so he starts walking to first. The Irish guy looks around, then stands up and yells, "Run ya lazy bastard!" Everyone looks at him and laughs. Then the guy next to him understands that it's his first game and explains, "He's walking because he's got four balls." Then the Irishman stands again and says, "Aye, walk with pride!"

  • 08.14.2004 10:44 PM PDT
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A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the -blam!-ing experience. The doctor told him that -blam!-ing before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner.

The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he came up with a plan.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to -blam!-e. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.

As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."

  • 08.14.2004 10:45 PM PDT
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 08.14.2004 10:48 PM PDT
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One thing kids like is being tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.

I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

  • 08.14.2004 10:50 PM PDT

Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"
AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."
Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"
Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."
Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"
Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."
Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."
Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."

A guy was sitting in his chair watching TV on a Saturday afternoon. Bored, he tells his wife,

"Honey, I'm bored. Let's do something."

"Ok, well give me some options of what you want to do." she repiled.

"Alright, we could one, go hunting, two you can go down on me or three, I f*** you up the ass." he explained to her.

Thinking it over she replied, "Well I don't like taking it in the ass and I don't like killing things so I guess I'll go down on you."

As she sucked him off she quickly stopped and replied, "Oh my God, honey your c*** tastes like s***."

And his reply, "I know, the dog didn't want to go hunting either."

Achilles

[Edited on 8/14/2004 10:58:50 PM]

  • 08.14.2004 10:54 PM PDT
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I've heard that before, and it's funny, but how in the living hell did you type "fuk" without it getting blam-ed?!

  • 08.14.2004 11:00 PM PDT

Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"
AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."
Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"
Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."
Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"
Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."
Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."
Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."

I edited it... it says f***.

Achilles

  • 08.14.2004 11:01 PM PDT
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It didn't before. weird......

  • 08.14.2004 11:02 PM PDT