Off Topic: The Flood
This topic has moved here: Subject: Weird Dreams... Post 'em Here!
  • Subject: Weird Dreams... Post 'em Here!
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • of 3
Subject: Weird Dreams... Post 'em Here!
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Hey. Post all your weird dreams here...

In my dream I was at a marina and a huge boat was next to me. Then my dad walked over and gave me a sniper rifle... (I know... wtf???) Then the Mafia came over and tried to pull a hut and run on me but I killed em with the sniper rifle (It never ran out of a clip of ammo and was full auto...) Then I put the barell up against the boat and shot and was sruprised it went through the boat... It was weird as hell.

  • 08.15.2004 6:24 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I was in a junkyard in Utah with a swim teacher.

  • 08.15.2004 6:26 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I dreamed that the world had been taken over by crazed Llama and the humans were there servents!

  • 08.15.2004 6:29 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I was in the matrix with all neo's powers... but I was a hamster.

  • 08.15.2004 6:34 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I like Litons... Lol. Hamster Neo... Saving the Hamsters from their Humanoid Overlords!

  • 08.15.2004 6:38 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: Flaming Ninjas
I like Litons... Lol. Hamster Neo... Saving the Hamsters from their Humanoid Overlords!

thanks, I get wierd dreams, like one time I young and being babysat by an old lady ghost, and her children were younger than I were. They killed me.

  • 08.15.2004 6:40 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

One time in my dream I was in a room made of dead bodies, and gravity pulled you toward their arms, I ran away and got into an airport somehow, I walked through a door and found myself traped and 2 witches facing me, so I say "Stop!" Time froze, then I told myself to wake up. I woke up sudenly. wow.

  • 08.15.2004 6:43 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

That one was slightly disturbing... Lol. I remember one when I was little. My dad and I would go dinosaur hunting and A Yellow triceritops would kill my dad but my dad would cut the triceritops head off and I got mad he killed the triceritops then I saw he was dead... then I would know it was a dream and get sad cuz I couldnt wake up... but then id wake up. It was very disturbing...

  • 08.15.2004 6:43 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Ooo, I got a good one. Me and this girl were about to get it on, but then sudenly we were runing up and down some mountians. That had to be the most annoying dream I've had. And one time I dreamt that me and my friends were fighting over some girl, and she was fat...
here's another one, one time I was at a party, and everyone was naked.

[Edited on 8/15/2004 6:48:15 AM]

  • 08.15.2004 6:47 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I always hate those dreams where you can't move out of the way of something

  • 08.15.2004 6:49 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I imploded while sniffing a rose...

  • 08.15.2004 6:52 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: wambobob
I imploded while sniffing a rose...


umm... I am at a loss for words...


I remember one where me and this girl and my friend had to run over the alps to get to school and we ran really fast (like 60 mph) and if we fell or something we just rolled back up and never got tired. Also the snow was waist deep... it waws funny as hell.


[Edited on 8/15/2004 6:55:02 AM]

  • 08.15.2004 6:54 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I've been having alot of dreams recently (Never used to all that much.) and here are two of 'em. In my dream I was reaching for something (I forget the rest.) and I wake up at that second my outstretched arm knocks against my window next to my bed. Wtf? My other dream is pretty weird. Weirder than the first. Ok, I was in my room trying to sleep, it was nighttime. My brother was sitting in my room looking or reading a book (Which is pretty weird...lol.) Then he shows me the book, it was a green book with the picture of a gray wolf on the cover. Anyway, my brother started talking about werewolves, and I (For some reason.) got a bit scared/annoyed and told him to get out. So I try going back to sleep...my brother disappears...and...I see a strange shadow at my window. It disappears and comes back. Right for my window. I woke up then, but I was freaked for the whole day.

[Edited on 8/15/2004 7:42:19 AM]

  • 08.15.2004 7:40 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

My dream was like a flash back. I was going to the movies with my gf and as we where watching it she was makeing out with another guy and so I kicked the guy in the groin and my foot wwent right through his body *shivers* and then he was walking out of the theater with his body split in half. Soon Will Smith shows up and all the robots came in from I Robot (we where watching that) and he shoots all of them and accidenily shoots me and then I woke up. *No one make out with my girl!!!!!!*

  • 08.15.2004 7:53 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

The following story is an account of one of the strangest and most elaborate dreams that I can remember.

It began with the video game Halo. I fought my way through swarms of enemy aliens (they looked like the aliens from the Alien movies), eventually reaching a point at the edge of a cliff, where Cortana told me that I was near the end of the game. So I entered a nearby installation and fought my way to a small platform, where I found my two friends Chris and Davis, along with Gandalf from Lord of the Rings. I gave each of them a magical talisman, which allowed them to join me in the final assault against the aliens. My cousin told me that I still needed to give the talisman to one more person: the “Odd old man”.

So I embarked on a long and extremely odd quest to find the old man. Cortana told me that he lived in a small house on the top of a mountain, so I climbed to the peak of the nearest mountain, only to find that it was the wrong one. Cortana showed me the correct mountain, and I began to climb it. I took a wrong turn and ended up in an area so dark even a flashlight could not penetrate the blackness around me. My friend Meg informed me that I had taken a wrong turn, so I walked to the bottom of the mountain and tried again. This time I succeeded, and found myself outside the home of the old man.

Incidentally, the rest of my classmates (minus Chris and Davis, of course) were there. My friend Kevin joined Meg and me and together we entered the old man’s house. The old man was not an old man at all, but my friend Emily. I gave her the talisman, but she told me she could not use it until we performed a special ritual. As part of this ritual, she and Meg would disappear, reappearing in a closet in my room (the closet was by itself in the middle of a field). So the two of them disappeared, and Kevin and I waited, forgetting that they were supposed to appear in a closet. After an hour or two of waiting hopefully, I remembered about the closet and promptly entered it, Kevin right behind me. The closet turned out to be a small room, filled with antiques and old suits. Emily and Meg were nowhere to be found, however. We searched hopelessly, and I began to realize that perhaps they were not the most trustworthy of people. I looked out the window of the closet and saw them walking by. I tried to give Emily the talisman, but she responded, “My mom already has one.” As soon as she said that, I realized I had been tricked. Emily and Meg did not possess magic powers, as I had thought, and neither did the talisman. Kevin and I watched as they walked away, our feelings a mix of anger and betrayal.

The End

Very strange indeed. I have a lot of weird dreams like that. If you didn't read all of it I don't blame you.

  • 08.15.2004 8:00 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

one day i played halo liek all day and that night i had this dream
well i was the master chief but i ws wearing a pink bikini and i couldn't keep my eyes off my own leggs and then all my elite girlfriends in bikinis joined me in a hot tub and i cant remember any details after that.

[Edited on 8/15/2004 8:06:19 AM]

  • 08.15.2004 8:05 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I had a dream that I was Goku. And a whole rack of us were snow borading down a mountain. When I got to the bottom, I saw Brolly coming down the mountain. so I threw a beam but missed. But the beam hit the top of the mountain which caused a availance.And it killed him. The End.

  • 08.15.2004 8:12 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Here's another, shorter dream that I had a few years ago.

I was walking down the street just outside my home when I discovered that the United States was being attacked by soldiers from the Central African Republic (If you don't know, the Central African Republic is a republic in central Africa). I saw a green van parked next to my home. On the side of the van "Central African Co." was written in white letters. I looked in my front yard to discover enemy soldiers shooting into the windows of my bedroom. Soldiers began to advance towards me and I ran into my house, first punching a code into a keypad to unlock my door. With the soldiers on my tail, I dove down the laundry shute, landing safely in my basement.

In the basement I found an old woman, my step-cousin, and his grandfather, all of whom were also hiding from the Central African soldiers. My cousin's grandpa pointed to an adjoining room and yelled, "That room is full of human heads!" or something to that effect. I looked in it to find that it was full of armchairs, which promptly turned into melons (or it might have been melons that turned into armchairs; I can't remember). My cousin said, "Grampa, those aren't heads!" and the dream came to an end.

I think the dream may have continued with us launching a guerrilla war against the occupying Central African soldiers, though that may have occurred on a different night.

  • 08.15.2004 8:19 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

This is a true story, when I was young, I had night terrors of being tickled to death.

  • 08.15.2004 8:30 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Me too! That is so wierd.

This is by far the strangest and most elaborate dream I have ever had.
I got lost in a Milwaukee Wal Mart and somehow ended up in Nepal. Suddenly a sherpa wearing clothes coverd with sponsor's logos and a jetpack comes out of the sky and says he can help me find the the Brass Monkey. He tells me to take a left at the Starbucks down the street and find a black stallion to carry me on my journey. All I see at the end of the street is a Dunkin' Donuts and parked there is an unnaturally large gerbil.

However, as I mounted the gerbil, it began to rise into the air and I was flying over the Swiss Alps at hypersonic velocities. I eventually landed in France, a country which was inhabited by highly intelligent floating sombreros. I go into a mysterious gift shop and on top of an illuminated pedestal is the Brass Monkey! I grab it and run out of the store as fast I can, and then suddenly five fedoras (it's a type of hat worn in the forties) come into view and start shooting lasers.

Suddenly, the unremarkable coffee table oddity that is the Brass Monkey begins to radiate blue light and a wormhole opens in a cafe across the street. The gerbil and I are sucked into the wormhole and exit the other end in a display case in the same Milwaukee Wal Mart from whence I came. I forget the rest but seem to remember that it involved surgical stockings. Maybe I should be glad I don't remember it. Then I woke up. No more soybeans before bed!

[Edited on 8/16/2004 12:10:06 PM]

  • 08.16.2004 12:06 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I had a dream once that the Incredible hulk and an extremely obnoxious nerd were driving a dune duggy through the desert. The Geek was talking nonstop for hours and the Hulk was starting to get mad.

  • 08.16.2004 12:10 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

i used to have this recurring dream during my youth. there's a skeleton sitting in a rocking chair. it's not really on fire, but kind of glowing like it was. its jaw shuts as if it was biting down really hard, and its teeth shatter. well, more like explode, but you get the idea. i'd wake up from those dreams and my teeth would be throbbing. as it turned out, i used to grind my teeth in my sleep. go figure.

[Edited on 8/16/2004 12:16:44 PM]

  • 08.16.2004 12:15 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

This dream is not really mine its my friend's, but ill think of one of mine in a bit.
Anyway my freind has these reoccuring dreams that hes about to do it with Angelina Jolie, but then she turns into a carboard cutout of herself. He told me that he's had about five dreams like that, werid.

  • 08.16.2004 12:35 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Post-Apocolyptic New York City, fires burning everywhere, death and dismay. I'm walking around through this chaos, turn down an alley. At the end of the alley is Goldberg (the wrestler, whom I hate with all of my wrestling hatred) clad in his wrestling gear. He runs at me, spears me, jackhammers me, and then I die. Figure that one out Freud!

  • 08.16.2004 12:40 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I had a dream last night that a whole bunch of tornados were forming everywhere, me and my friends ran for a small town that lived next to the ocean, we thought that the torandos wouldn't form over it. As we ran towards it a tornado just misses me and we finally get there, an old short woman was there and said it was a bad Idea to come here. We looked at the ocean and thousands of tornados were joining as one huge tornado, bigger than a hurricane. We ran for the exit but it was engulfed in lava.

  • 08.16.2004 12:40 PM PDT

  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • of 3