- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I have the best strategy. Alright, first, you gotta piss off a buncha Elites, and get 'em to follow you (to make it a challenging experience, get some Jackals and Grunts in the mix). You have to get them to follow you with one bar of health, to make it more exciting. Weapons of choice are an empty (yes, empty) rocket launcher, and a plasma pistol with 30% battery. No grenades. Then, get yourself stuck in a corner, and face the aliens heads on. Shoot 'em from time to time, but don't kill 'em. Just make 'em angry. Then (here comes the best part), right when you're about to die, and they think they got you, just TURN OFF YOUR XBOX!! HaHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Then, to make it better, you can just imagine in your own little mind that you killed them all, and everybody will get a good laugh, because THAT'S SOME FUNNY SH.IT RIGHT THERE! HAHAHAHAH!!!
Well, time to go realize how much of a waste my life has been. Later.