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Subject: Halo 2 side effects
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We all love Halo 2, but lets face it, it has a long list of possible side effects.
1. constant druling

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2. An extreme consumption of electrical power due to extended gameplay

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3. loss of hands due to constant vibration

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4. Tendency to have periods of eye pain and shock while playing

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The last man on Earth sat in a room, there came a knock at the door.

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4. Severe butt cramps for sitting in one position too long.
5. Tepmorary blindness caused by sudden exposure to the coolest graphics,ever.
6. Sudden neglect to all other games.

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7:Loss of ability to color corudunate
8:Sudden out bursts of anger when the new AI wipes the floor with you

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9. Tendency to curse at TV when playing the Library
10. Tendency to curse at the Guilty Spark for being so freaking annoying

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Were on halo2 here ace

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I like my Covenant like i like my woman, screamin and with a sticky on there face.

11. failing school
12. breaking your x-box because you got pissed since you played it to long and it over heated

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13. Pale skin due to the fact you are never outside.
14. No girlfriend. Come on who has time when they have Halo 2?

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14. You will have an extra video game.
15. Your urge to post idiotic messages on a forum will go down.

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16. Nonstop violence even while not playing games
and for you who posted 14 and 15, go somehere where you can express your issues somewhere else.

[Edited on 5/5/2004 5:26:59 PM]

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17. you may have to buy extra controllers, because plastic may weir off

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No, I can express them pretty well here too, sorry if conflicting opinions hurt.

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18. Fired from all jobs because of immense amounts of time spent in Halo 2
19. Damp or full pants from inability to use the loo during Halo 2 sessions

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20. Going to a mental institute because every sentence starts with: ''Halo 2....''

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Drinking excessive amouts of soda...maybe?

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Balz!!!

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17. The sudden and stunning growth of the Grunt -blam!- industry...... ewwwww
18. Me and my girlfriend both play halo. So while it would drive most relatioships apart, couples who play Halo 2 will get closer then ever.

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19.Death if not played every 13 hours.

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20. Crying when played on legendary

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21. all personal info lost from memory.

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22. you dont go to class and fail out of college/high school.

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23. you answered this history question: What events do you know of your past. By writing: The covenant attacked earth.

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24. When someone grabs a pencil, you punchem in the face, and tell them to never try to use that plasma sword, ever again.

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