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We all love Halo 2, but lets face it, it has a long list of possible side effects.1. constant druling
2. An extreme consumption of electrical power due to extended gameplay
3. loss of hands due to constant vibration
4. Tendency to have periods of eye pain and shock while playing
The last man on Earth sat in a room, there came a knock at the door.Service Record
4. Severe butt cramps for sitting in one position too long.5. Tepmorary blindness caused by sudden exposure to the coolest graphics,ever.6. Sudden neglect to all other games.
7:Loss of ability to color corudunate8:Sudden out bursts of anger when the new AI wipes the floor with you
9. Tendency to curse at TV when playing the Library10. Tendency to curse at the Guilty Spark for being so freaking annoying
Were on halo2 here ace
I like my Covenant like i like my woman, screamin and with a sticky on there face.
11. failing school12. breaking your x-box because you got pissed since you played it to long and it over heated
13. Pale skin due to the fact you are never outside.14. No girlfriend. Come on who has time when they have Halo 2?
14. You will have an extra video game.15. Your urge to post idiotic messages on a forum will go down.
16. Nonstop violence even while not playing games and for you who posted 14 and 15, go somehere where you can express your issues somewhere else.[Edited on 5/5/2004 5:26:59 PM]
17. you may have to buy extra controllers, because plastic may weir off
No, I can express them pretty well here too, sorry if conflicting opinions hurt.
18. Fired from all jobs because of immense amounts of time spent in Halo 219. Damp or full pants from inability to use the loo during Halo 2 sessions
20. Going to a mental institute because every sentence starts with: ''Halo 2....''
Drinking excessive amouts of soda...maybe?
Balz!!!
17. The sudden and stunning growth of the Grunt -blam!- industry...... ewwwww18. Me and my girlfriend both play halo. So while it would drive most relatioships apart, couples who play Halo 2 will get closer then ever.
19.Death if not played every 13 hours.
20. Crying when played on legendary
21. all personal info lost from memory.
22. you dont go to class and fail out of college/high school.
23. you answered this history question: What events do you know of your past. By writing: The covenant attacked earth.
24. When someone grabs a pencil, you punchem in the face, and tell them to never try to use that plasma sword, ever again.