- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Master Chief 115
losing ur virginity to the halo disc
HAHA! oh man, that's as funny as it is disturbingly perverse. you've got to wonder though, how small is that hole exactly? don't worry, i'm not the kind of guy to attack the size of a man's...manhood.
116. torrets syndrome will no longer be considered an abnormality, as $hit talking will find it's way into the vernacular of HALO2 players, that use the headset, everywhere.
117. combat reflexes will improve to the point, that anyone who so much as brushes up against you out on the street quickly receives a melee to the noggin'.
118. there will be such an influx of HALO2 players going to prison, for reasons too numerous to list, that a newer, stronger, more influential prison gang will evolve and eventually spill out onto the streets."SPARTANZ" i commend anyone that can come up with a gang sign for that.
[Edited on 5/10/2004 7:51:53 AM]