- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I found out the real way Bungie will take over the world. It's genius. They hyped everyone up with promising the perfect game, with everything perfect about it. Everybody who's cool/powerful/smart/strong/kickass is gonna most probably live for that game only. However, there's a catch.
On November 8th, right before Halo 2 comes out, Bungie's gonna announce that Halo 2 was all a joke, and that such perfect game is impossible. Such surprise will cause the people who waited for Halo 2 to die from heart attacks, or head implosions. Since just about 80-90% of the world was gonna live for Halo 2, then that's the people who will die. The rest will probably be morons who can't do anything, and they'll be easily taken over by Bungie. How? Well, they didn't tell you, but Bungie has a secret (not secret anymore) underground stash of massive weaponry in Seattle, which they'll threaten to use if the remaining 10% of the Earth doesn't submit to their ideals and plans.
At first I didn't like the idea of me dying, but then I thought, "Hey, Bungie rules, and they already made Halo, so I gotta thank 'em for that." So I'm more than proud to be part of Bungie's world domination plans. Are you?