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Subject: If you like Halo 2, you're well on your way to death.
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I found out the real way Bungie will take over the world. It's genius. They hyped everyone up with promising the perfect game, with everything perfect about it. Everybody who's cool/powerful/smart/strong/kickass is gonna most probably live for that game only. However, there's a catch.

On November 8th, right before Halo 2 comes out, Bungie's gonna announce that Halo 2 was all a joke, and that such perfect game is impossible. Such surprise will cause the people who waited for Halo 2 to die from heart attacks, or head implosions. Since just about 80-90% of the world was gonna live for Halo 2, then that's the people who will die. The rest will probably be morons who can't do anything, and they'll be easily taken over by Bungie. How? Well, they didn't tell you, but Bungie has a secret (not secret anymore) underground stash of massive weaponry in Seattle, which they'll threaten to use if the remaining 10% of the Earth doesn't submit to their ideals and plans.

At first I didn't like the idea of me dying, but then I thought, "Hey, Bungie rules, and they already made Halo, so I gotta thank 'em for that." So I'm more than proud to be part of Bungie's world domination plans. Are you?

  • 08.16.2004 12:08 AM PDT

bah

I sure hope they kill you first...

  • 08.16.2004 12:46 AM PDT
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lol. mean, Rip Saw, mean. LOL

  • 08.16.2004 1:19 AM PDT
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to the first guy..

YOUR AN IDIOT... SHUT UP AND DONT WASTE UR CYBER BREATH

  • 08.16.2004 1:56 AM PDT
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shut up rattle snake.

  • 08.16.2004 1:58 AM PDT
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tell me.. how much time of ur day do u spend at ur computer? ....

  • 08.16.2004 2:02 AM PDT
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Interesting theory......*Ponders*........Wait..........no that's just plain stupid......

  • 08.16.2004 2:04 AM PDT
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alrighty then ??????

  • 08.16.2004 2:05 AM PDT
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Cyber breath, huh Rattlesnake? Do you have a cyber toilet? And take cyber sh.its? If you do, then my cyber smell can probably sense it all the way from here, just because you stink of idiocy.

For the rest of you, do I have to spoon feed the sarcasm to you people? Choo choo! Here comes a spoon full of irony! Next stop is you, baby! Open wide and get ready to chow down! Don't act like you're too "mature" to take an obvious joke.

  • 08.16.2004 2:09 AM PDT
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youve gotta be the biggest dork i have ever heard.... are ur holidays at ur computer non-stop or sumthing? if it was a joke then y bother posting it.... if where stoopid... WAT DOES THAT MAKE U, U WROTE IT!! DUMBASS

keep talking ur nerdy crap.. its funny as hell

[Edited on 8/16/2004 2:18:54 AM]

  • 08.16.2004 2:11 AM PDT
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Wow, you edited your post, but didn't bother to change the nearly 20 typos that you had? That's pretty sad. If I'm a dumbass because I wrote it, then you must be a dumbass to keep bothering posting replies for it. I posted it because I thought it was a great day to make you, rattlesnake, angry. Yes, I woke up today, and said "Today's a great day to laugh at rattlesnake's typos, and watch him contradict himself over and over."

By the way, yes, my "nerdy" crap is hysterical. I should do stand-up.

  • 08.16.2004 2:36 AM PDT
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u c.. i dont care about typos.. and obviously they wernt that bad coz u understood wat i sed

  • 08.16.2004 2:41 AM PDT
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Hey Guys! Calm down... this is a nice happy place... those who disturb the peace suffer ninja death as unleashed by the mods, you guys must be new not to know that... so here's you're warning... calm down! ;-)

  • 08.16.2004 3:18 AM PDT
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for a start, Bungie have already realeased several gameplay movies on ign.com, so stop posting trash! XD

  • 08.16.2004 3:39 AM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

i thought it was funny at least.

  • 08.16.2004 6:24 AM PDT
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Yeah well, you'll be the first to die, while I sit and laugh at your twitching remains.

  • 08.16.2004 10:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: rattlesnake
u c.. i dont care about typos.. and obviously they wernt that bad coz u understood wat i sed


We know that you dont care about typos, because you obviously cant spell simple words right anyways.

Regarding me being at my comp all day, dont you think its a bit hippocritacal saying that when youve been on the exact same post for an hour?

Im not trying to make fun of you cause you obviously have enough social problems, when your best insult is something about cyber breath. But you dont really have the right to call someone nerdy when your the one talking about cyberbreath and holidays on the internet.

And last thing. You said for him to keep talking cause its funny to you, but you seem pretty offended to me because you are so desprately trying to insult him even though you have no good ones.

(at least gestapo can dis it in a funny way, instead of in a way that looks like he is just learning to spell)

[Edited on 8/16/2004 11:02:51 AM]

  • 08.16.2004 11:00 AM PDT
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bungie world domination: when it's done.

  • 08.16.2004 11:03 AM PDT
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.... right (stretch it when you pronounce it), let's kill you on November 9th and we'll play Halo2, ok ? Oh damnit no, it'll be November 10th for me, noooo!!!!

  • 08.16.2004 12:26 PM PDT
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My remains won't be twitching, they're too cool for that. My remains will be kicking you in the shins while they laugh.

  • 08.16.2004 12:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: rattlesnake
to the first guy..

YOUR AN IDIOT... SHUT UP AND DONT WASTE UR CYBER BREATH


He was kidding. Don't be an ass.

  • 08.16.2004 1:02 PM PDT
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I smoke crack, every day, and I think you all should do the same. That way when Halo 2 comes out, we can have multiplayer battles where the prize is Crack.

I smoke other things too, but I don't like to talk about them. One of them was my frog, but someone told me that smoking frog-skin gets you high, so I did it, and now half my face is paralyzed and I have a wart on my no-no that's been oozing green puss. Does anyone know if it's ok to sleep with someone who's na-na smells like old tunafish? Because thats how I think I got the wart on my wee wee, and it smells like old tunafish too.

  • 08.16.2004 1:34 PM PDT
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You're a funny guy, Mikado.

  • 08.16.2004 2:43 PM PDT
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They will probably take the most intelligent of the 10% and mate them continuosly.

O my god. Seven you need some serious professional help.

[Edited on 8/16/2004 3:28:34 PM]

  • 08.16.2004 3:26 PM PDT
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Interesting theory. This could be part of the bloody coup mentioned in Bungie’s 7-Step World Domination Plan. As for the stash of weapons in Seattle, that would have be the giant slingshot (for shooting people into the sun, of course.)

  • 08.16.2004 3:35 PM PDT

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