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Subject: If you like Halo 2, you're well on your way to death.
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There's one thing wrong with your theory: Space Pirates! On October 33rd, they plan on invading Earth and using trees as giant firecrackers to melt the polar ice caps. That way, the shark population will increase as they begin to devour humans. But the sharks will die due to some bacteria found in antartica, rendering the Earth useless for all purposes.





Yeah, I was kidding in case you didn't notice already.

  • 08.16.2004 3:51 PM PDT
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Wow this whole thing reads like a [color=red] RED [/color] vs [color=blue] BLUE [/color] script. Wait...which one of you is Griff and which one is Simmons.



Interesting theory Mikado...........but I hope your wrong......no offense.

  • 08.16.2004 4:49 PM PDT
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Mikado, no offense but ur a huge toooool. i hate it wen ppl write bs like that. it makes me wanna piss on them.

  • 08.16.2004 7:17 PM PDT
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Hey Mikado, I was thinking about this, and one thing struck me. I believe that you are on the right track with the whole heart attack/head implosion thing, but, instead of causing all this death and destruction by canceling Halo 2, Bungie will infact accomplish this very same goal by simply making Halo 2 so un-freaking-believably awesome, that it will emit a huge wave of wup ass, effectively wiping out most of the worlds population. Indeed, only the hardest of the hardcore bungie fans will survive (being well versed in all things wup ass. We did, after all, survive the horrible head-implosion epidemic of 1994.)

The few opposing parties still left standing in Bungie’s way will then be launched into the sun with the aforementioned giant slingshot. All hail Ling-Ling!

  • 08.16.2004 7:45 PM PDT
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@ Rob 254:
Thanks for the complement, but I would appreciate it if you not flame my fellow world domination conspirators. Even if you do manage to survive the Wup Ass Wave™ you still need to keep the whole giant slingshot + sun = horrific death deal vividly affixed in your mind’s eye.

your cunning ways with words.
Only when compared to budding English scholars such as yourself, my good friend. (Oh, and repeated bypass of the swear filter is cause for blacklisting. Just a little FYI.)



[Edited on 8/16/2004 9:53:00 PM]

  • 08.16.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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To Rob 254: let's concentrate on what your English teacher taught you.
Things like capitalization are still important to people. Not to stupid people, mind you, but to intelligent people.

  • 08.16.2004 11:26 PM PDT
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I appreciate your words, Rob. I'll put them in my "to shi.t on later" pile. 'Ya know, I always like to take a big dump on anything morons like you have to say. Keep up the good work, and you're bound the be the reason recipient of a brain shredder (since it'll be used on you).

Oh, and people haven't taken my keyboard away from me, because I'm perfect. What, you didn't know that? Psh, and you tell *me* to quit while I'm ahead.

Yes, my fellow conspirator, that was 2nd place in my list of theories. Either way, we're gonna die shortly after/before Halo 2 comes out. I appreciate what Bungie's doing here with the world domination/destruction thing. I'm a big fan of their work.

Edit: Oh, and by the way, V-man, you sure do hate it when people write BS like that, huh? Yeah, but you sure love reading it, and replying to it. After all, you read it at your own will, and replied to it as well. I don't recall sending black ops to your house, and prying your eye lids open to look at the screen and read all the posts, including mine, and then controlling your fingers to type in the message. No sir, you did it all on your own self. Remember, V-man, you're a big kid now, so you can't blame others for the "BS" you read. Assume your responsibilities for once.

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  • 08.16.2004 11:49 PM PDT
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mikado..

if ur soo all mighty and intelligent and paying everyone else here out coz they dont get ur crappy jokes.. then y waste ur time here.... ur pretty up urself u know that???? realy up urself!

[Edited on 8/19/2004 3:16:04 AM]

  • 08.19.2004 3:14 AM PDT
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mikado is god

  • 08.19.2004 1:22 PM PDT

"Bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round.

HOLY SH.IT! This is some funny crap.

  • 08.19.2004 2:21 PM PDT

[color=white]I was well on my way to death long before I started liking Halo 2.

I'll still be on my way to death (much multiplayer death) long after I start loving Halo 2.

November 9th, that is.[/color]

  • 08.19.2004 6:49 PM PDT
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That was amusing. I have a feeling the end-result of such a situation would just be a lot of angry fans, not dead fans.

  • 08.20.2004 11:21 AM PDT
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bungie's plan is working already! My bro died from at heart attack at the thought! and i almost died. good thing it's just a joke right? right?! bump-bump, bump-bump, bump-bump, bump, -bump, bbuummpp, -bbuummpp, bbbuuummmppp...

  • 08.20.2004 11:38 AM PDT

General FTW
Play Halo2/Halo 3 Customs? Add me!
I know, I know, asking for something so rational and logical may fry your brain, but I'm willing to take that risk. - Achronos

WTF? bump-bump, bump-bump, bump-bump, bump, -bump, bbuummpp, -bbuummpp, bbbuuummmppp...

Man, you are an idiot.

BTW funny piece dude.

  • 08.20.2004 11:46 AM PDT
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It cracks me up when I see people without the ability to type a single readable sentance try to insult people, its really quite funny.

  • 08.20.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mikado
I found out the real way Bungie will take over the world. It's genius. They hyped everyone up with promising the perfect game, with everything perfect about it. Everybody who's cool/powerful/smart/strong/kickass is gonna most probably live for that game only. However, there's a catch.

On November 8th, right before Halo 2 comes out, Bungie's gonna announce that Halo 2 was all a joke, and that such perfect game is impossible.


[color=lime] thats impossible because I played it at E3 hehehe[/color]

  • 08.20.2004 4:45 PM PDT
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GT: A HiFi

Scottish and stereotyped

Frankie, you will be usurped!

Yeah interesting and fits in nicely with the oil peak crisis theory.

  • 08.20.2004 4:51 PM PDT

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