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From the last lettter he replied to back in 2004
Dear Webmaster,

Is there an e-mail address or forum where Halo 2 users with Xbox Live can suggest new content downloads, playlist types, etc.?

I think it would be really cool to have the multiplayer maps from the original Halo available as a content download from Xbox Live for Halo 2!

Jason


Argue Naught, Jason,

Yes, as a matter of fact, I myself accept suggestions, including, but not limited to where I should stick things. As for download suggestions, please mail any suggestions you have, along with cash or checks in the amount of $5,000 to:

Webmaster Enrichenation Scheme #2013
Bungie Towers
Redmond


Please note there is no guarantee your suggestion will be accepted, nor any guarantee that I will ever be seen again.


I guess he must have been paid off by the poor sucker ; )

  • 10.31.2005 9:52 AM PDT
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I bet he's holed up with Bigfoot and Gravemind at the bottom of the lake where reported sightings of the Loch Ness Monster have been. Vacation, I would imagine.

Say anyone got three-fifty?

  • 10.31.2005 11:03 AM PDT

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Posted by: Captain K Mart
I bet he's holed up with Bigfoot and Gravemind at the bottom of the lake where reported sightings of the Loch Ness Monster have been. Vacation, I would imagine.

Say anyone got three-fifty?

Well I go three 50 Rial Oman bills.

What is that in US Dollars I don't exactly know go to exchange rates.

  • 10.31.2005 12:13 PM PDT

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A vaction planning the next enrichment scheme perhaps?

  • 10.31.2005 12:52 PM PDT

No, it just takes him that long to come up with sufficiently witty responses to 10-15 questions. He only settles for the best.

Or he could just be drinking.

  • 10.31.2005 2:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
No, it just takes him that long to come up with sufficiently witty responses to 10-15 questions. He only settles for the best.

Or he could just be drinking.

Which would explain the purpose of this forum. If he didn't drink, things wouldn't keep messing up. I imagine that Achronos has to play the mother and smack him every time he's found drinking and surfing (the net).

  • 10.31.2005 2:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Captain K Mart
the lake where reported sightings of the Loch Ness Monster have been.


You mean loch ness?

  • 10.31.2005 2:29 PM PDT
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He got on Bill's bad side and is now buried under Bungie's new building, remember Bill didn't get to where he is by being nice. I think they are getting a clone to replace the webmaster.

  • 11.01.2005 7:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: Gendo
Posted by: Captain K Mart
the lake where reported sightings of the Loch Ness Monster have been.


You mean loch ness?

Where else? McDonald's?

  • 11.01.2005 11:15 AM PDT

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Posted by: KeyserNI
He got on Bill's bad side and is now buried under Bungie's new building, remember Bill didn't get to where he is by being nice. I think they are getting a clone to replace the webmaster.

You cant burry the webmaster. Even if you did he'll use his Buzz-Saw equiped Jock-Strap to dig himself out.

  • 11.01.2005 11:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: marinealver
Posted by: KeyserNI
He got on Bill's bad side and is now buried under Bungie's new building, remember Bill didn't get to where he is by being nice. I think they are getting a clone to replace the webmaster.

You cant burry the webmaster. Even if you did he'll use his Buzz-Saw equiped Jock-Strap to dig himself out.


He can't cut his way out he's buried under all those unsold E.T. Atari cartridges.

  • 11.01.2005 12:13 PM PDT