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Subject: Laser Wars like it used to be.
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Zeke raises his Oompaloompas and has Pink join him.

  • 08.16.2004 6:43 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hell yea.

BTW! This is for the old skool laser wars members. From the 1st and 2nd. If you wanna get all good with your writing (with an exception to Dolorous and Excommunicado, because they were fun and not too serious about it. If your a new skool Laser Wars fan, this prolly isnt for you!

Pink begins to raise his army of undead colliflour and gets bananna peels for people to slip on.

  • 08.16.2004 6:49 PM PDT
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Not the bannana peels!!!

  • 08.16.2004 6:50 PM PDT
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Lol... can I join?

  • 08.16.2004 6:52 PM PDT
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Yes. Biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch. Do the wiggle wiggle. (Inside joke from a starcraft gametype.)

  • 08.16.2004 6:54 PM PDT
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Zeke unleashes the demons of the fifth dimension.

  • 08.17.2004 5:59 AM PDT
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All shall perish.

  • 08.17.2004 9:15 AM PDT
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Jshine sneaks in and hides in a corner.

  • 08.17.2004 9:19 AM PDT
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Stalin comes in. He has just split up with his girlfriend, so he passes his emotional pain among the other users.

  • 08.17.2004 9:21 AM PDT
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Woah!! The Oompaloompas have gone mad and are killing all in sight.

  • 08.17.2004 9:27 AM PDT
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All shall die!!

  • 08.17.2004 2:59 PM PDT
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Not boots!!

  • 08.17.2004 3:15 PM PDT
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supersniper dual weilds two sniper rifles and starts to live up to his name.

  • 08.17.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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The Oompaloompas just keep charging at supersniper taking advantadge of their numbers and his slow rate of fire.
On a sidenote: Keep this topic alive!!!

  • 08.17.2004 6:35 PM PDT
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All shall perish.

  • 08.18.2004 5:59 AM PDT
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Wambobob slips on a banana peel and brakes his spleen in half.

  • 08.18.2004 6:12 AM PDT
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Wambobob stands on a first aid kit and is completely healed except for some bad nightmares about German Banana Peel Demons from the 5th demention(sp?) with boots hiding in corners. He then pulls out a shotgun and fires at nearby Oompaloompas.

[Edited on 8/18/2004 6:58:37 AM]

  • 08.18.2004 6:21 AM PDT
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all of the midget elvis impersonators are full of rage and are now attacking the oompaloompas.

  • 08.18.2004 8:43 AM PDT
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Wambobob sells tickets to the fight for $3000 and become a billionaire.

  • 08.18.2004 8:45 AM PDT
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thank god, another old fassion laser war, me, byrum, and a few other people won the last one. I don't want to play this again, but I will offer my army of covenant and forunner who won the first laser war. Who wants them?

  • 08.18.2004 8:53 AM PDT
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I'll take them.

  • 08.18.2004 8:54 AM PDT
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Liton gives wambobob his entire army. ( 456,000,000,000,000 of covenant and forerunner aproxamitly)

  • 08.18.2004 8:55 AM PDT
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Wambobob does breakdance.

  • 08.18.2004 8:57 AM PDT
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Flaming hurls globs of whatever that green stuff was in the cafetiria at wambob. His face melts off.

[Edited on 8/18/2004 9:30:11 AM]

  • 08.18.2004 9:16 AM PDT

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