- Halo53
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!
I got the results around yesterdayish but I looked at the clock and realized I wanted to be in bed 30 minutes before I looked at the clock... and I still had to type up a 200 word paragraph. Contrary to popular belief, I too need sleep. :D Because I made you wait like... an extra day I tried to bring the funniness...
After just recently being released from jail, Money Marine was sitting peacefully in his house, watching television. Money Marine was arrested for breaking into a family's house, but only he and the mafia knew what he had done. Money Marine was a -blam!-c, and the house he broke into was the house of a mafioso. Money Marine killed the man but the mafia had to cover it up or else they would be caught by the police too, so Money Marine wasn't charged for the murder. Now that Money Marine had been released from prison, he knew he would be a target for the Mafia after he did what -blam!-cs do.
That evening 3 men entered Money Marine's house. Money Marine heard something in his house, so he walked downstairs to investigate. He saw 3 men with machine guns pointed directly at him. He turned around and ran in the other direction before they could shoot him. Money Marine ran for the kitchen and pulled out a handgun from one of the cabinets. That's where he hid it, for protection. The 3 men made their way towards the hallway that leads to the kitchen and Money Marine popped out from around the corner and fired a whole clip. 2 of the men were hit, and the third one backed up and kept his gun pointed on that corner of the hallway. Money Marine was trapped. Either he could jump out of the window in the kitchen or he had to go through the hallway. He decided to make a run for the window. The last mafia member heard him open the window so he moved up to shoot Money Marine in the back. MM was halfway out of the window on the second floor of his house when he spun around and fired. The bullet struck the last Mafia member in the head. He lie there dead. Money Marine let out a sigh of relief and started to lean back. He leaned back to far and fell out the open window, breaking his neck on the ground below.
A man was walking out of an ice cream parlor and was immediately thrown into the back of a truck by Officer Johnson. His pecan praline cone was left melting on the sidewalk. He was driven to a meatpacking freezer and thrown inside despite his protests. A bright light shined on him as he was pelted with questions in the cold cold air. Then he was alone...alone....in the freezer for two hours shivering. The door opened again awaiting the man's response.
"Well, deadbeat? You gonna talk or are you gonna be a policeman's popsicle?"
1. ???
2. Shai Hulud
3. deathgame
4. The Rip Saw
5. B4DCyborg
6. Money Marine: Whacked
7. Reiginko: Lynched
8. The Mc Cheif
9. Riddick10: Whacked
10. MASTERSPARTAN1
11. Mulletman262
12. LegendaryCam04
13. Paranoid_Gnome: Lynched
14. GoldenElite0