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Subject: on a side note, join my chapter!
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hah! right after halo53 posted everyone started changing their votes to mulletman. hope this speeds up.....

  • 10.10.2004 10:34 AM PDT
Subject: Liz is the best!
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Posted by: Lil_miz_liz
Im back....*Giggles*


Posted by: GoldenElite0
It wasnt so slow when I was voted out. Thanks a lot guys.


awwww......


Now you made me sound like a little baby or puppy with big sparkly eyes.

  • 10.10.2004 1:53 PM PDT
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haha

  • 10.10.2004 5:13 PM PDT
Subject: pwoor pwitiful gwolden ewite.
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heh. NEWS! Golden elites are really just big puupies! heh. anyway.... Halo53 were are ya?

  • 10.10.2004 7:49 PM PDT
Subject: Liz is the best!-->damn right!
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Posted by: GoldenElite0
Posted by: Lil_miz_liz
[color=purple]Im back....*Giggles*[/color]


Posted by: GoldenElite0
It wasnt so slow when I was voted out. Thanks a lot guys.


[color=purple]awwww......[/color]


Now you made me sound like a little baby or puppy with big sparkly eyes.


[color=purple]awwww..........[/color]

[Edited on 10/11/2004 9:53:59 AM]

  • 10.11.2004 7:34 AM PDT
Subject: WDFkjweufgdih3fefhuiewrghiyu3ghryuwegiuh!!!!
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just post halo53!

  • 10.11.2004 6:54 PM PDT
Subject: on a side note, join my chapter!
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Posted by: LegendaryCam04
I vote Mulletman262, oh, and... CUT YOUR MULLET!


HEL.L NO!!!!!!!!!

I am not a crook(to quote Nixon)!

MC Chief is the real mafia!
I vote him! U shuld 2!


On 2nd thought, vote me off! like i care, thats one less thing i have to worry about!

  • 10.11.2004 7:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mulletman262
Posted by: LegendaryCam04
I vote Mulletman262, oh, and... CUT YOUR MULLET!


HEL.L NO!!!!!!!!!

I am not a crook(to quote Nixon)!

MC Chief is the real mafia!
I vote him! U shuld 2!


On 2nd thought, vote me off! like i care, thats one less thing i have to worry about!


I'm sorry about that... I, too, had a mullet, but it was a bowlette, a bowl cut with an extended mullet in the back. It was a hit with da ladies.

  • 10.11.2004 9:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mulletman262
Posted by: LegendaryCam04
I vote Mulletman262, oh, and... CUT YOUR MULLET!


HEL.L NO!!!!!!!!!

I am not a crook(to quote Nixon)!

MC Chief is the real mafia!
I vote him! U shuld 2!


On 2nd thought, vote me off! like i care, thats one less thing i have to worry about!

I was going to vote him next anyways.

  • 10.12.2004 1:56 PM PDT
Subject: o_O
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

I had 2 hours of sleep last night. Sorry its taking so long but I am so tired. If it isn't up by tomorrow night, assume I was bitten by a rabbit with venom filled teeth. Not ordinary venom, but venom with the ability to give me a sudden craving for a sex change.


Or something similar...

  • 10.12.2004 4:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo53
I had 2 hours of sleep last night. Sorry its taking so long but I am so tired. If it isn't up by tomorrow night, assume I was bitten by a rabbit with venom filled teeth. Not ordinary venom, but venom with the ability to give me a sudden craving for a sex change.


Or something similar...

Or something stranger? Heh, maybe someone wouldn't mind writing up a quick lynching for mulletman?

  • 10.13.2004 12:02 PM PDT
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Everyone looked at mulletman, they had rage in their eyes as they were eyeing the mullet... The sky plummeted into a dark crimson...

He died.

  • 10.13.2004 2:02 PM PDT
Subject: Q(o.o+)
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Posted by: LegendaryCam04
Everyone looked at mulletman, they had rage in their eyes as they were eyeing the mullet... The sky plummeted into a dark crimson...

He died.


[color=purple]well he did say short....[/color]

[Edited on 10/13/2004 2:13:46 PM]

  • 10.13.2004 2:12 PM PDT
Subject: 1 bird, 2 shots.
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Mulletman looked around, expecting to see the mafia. but instead, he saw the townspeople. just as they were about to lynch him, 2 shots rang out, and he dropped dead. Instead of seeing an angry man with a gun (as was usually the culprit of these kind of things) they saw, for a fleeting instant, 2 sniper trails! "What the -blam!-?" yelled the policeman. I thought those were forbidden! As the townspeople disolved into panic, no one saw the man in the camo outfit drive off in his civillain (hybrid) warthog..........

hope you like it.

[Edited on 10/13/2004 2:53:38 PM]

  • 10.13.2004 2:46 PM PDT
Subject: THAT SUCKED!
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no, actually I don't.
Halo 53 or Rip Saw, do the honors.
And put me out with a bang.

  • 10.14.2004 3:12 AM PDT
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I just cannot accept that I will be killed!
please, ppl, change votes

  • 10.14.2004 3:13 AM PDT
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*crying*

  • 10.14.2004 3:15 AM PDT
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*crying really badly*

  • 10.14.2004 3:16 AM PDT
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Alright, I typed it up. Here goes...

The whole town met in the the square. Everyone was discussing who to lynch this time around. At first, it looked like half the group was out to get MC Cheif, and half for mulletman. Then suddenly, a sweaty faced mulletman broke from the crowd and ran. Thinking mullet was running for his life, the townspeople gave chase. Mulletman screamed and sprinted with every fiber of his being. "He's getting away!" Officer Johnson shouted. And in fact he was. Mulletman turned the corner and ducked into his apartment complex, he owned the finest room on the first floor. "Darn, we lost him!" one of the townspeople cursed. Where was mulletman?

10 minutes later, feeling much relieved, mulletman set foot in the street. He hadn't noticed the others chasing him so he headed back to the square. "Where are the others," he thought. "Shouldn't they be here?" He barely had time to react as Officer Johnson charged at him from a shadowy corner. Too bad mulletman only had to use the bathroom.

Sorry I didn't make you go out with a bang, but I hope you still like it.

[Edited on 10/14/2004 1:02:06 PM]

  • 10.14.2004 1:00 PM PDT
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No offense Mr. Cyborg sir, but I liked mine more...

  • 10.14.2004 3:17 PM PDT
Subject: THAT SUCKED @$$!!
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phh..... sucked. halo53! were the -blam!- are you?

  • 10.14.2004 3:33 PM PDT
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HOLY MOTHER!!!!!! i just relized who i voted for. im changeing my vote to cyborg

  • 10.14.2004 4:04 PM PDT
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Wow, strangely, when I posted last, I didn't see that LegendaryCam and deathgame already wrote lynchings. I guess it takes three to get rid of that nasty mullet. :-D

PS- Anyone else find it curious that the MC Cheif is now voting for me? I mentioned he's up next, and he's trying too late to save his ass.

  • 10.15.2004 12:12 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Okay hes dead. Thanks to you 3 guys for writing it up. I had that craving for a sex change...

Mafia, doc, police man (Whats left of you guys) message me your stuffs. I am leaving all of b.net until Halo 2 comes out except I will come back to check my PM's so when I get the info I need for here, I'll post. This is the only thread Ill be going to from now until I beat Halo 2 so Ill be more active. I swear if some moron posts some spoilers in this thread I will kick them in the testicles so hard they'll taste their ovaries.

You heard me.

[Edited on 10/15/2004 2:38:29 PM]

  • 10.15.2004 2:36 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

After a long day at his computer, it was time to go home. The man got up from his computer, disgusted at the people illegally downloading Halo 2, and walk to his car. He had heard about the Halo 2 leak, everyone had. Halo 2 fan or no, it was huge news, a $100,000 fine to each person who downloaded it. That's millions of dollars Bungie would make, and those morons would pay. As the man drove home, that was all that was on his mind. What a horrible thing to happen to such a great gaming company. He was so deep into thought he almost didn't see the man dressed in a black leather jacket pull out an ak-47. Almost.

As soon as it happened, he got up and ran. The mafia member opened fire as soon as he thought he had a clear shot, but a passing truck blocked his view. The mafioso went to chase the man, who had hopped a fence into the back yard of a house across the street. The man ran to his left and saw nothing but trees. It was dark, the sun was setting, and he thought he could lose the guy behind him in the woods.


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The member of the mafia slapped another clip into his AK and continued to hunt through the forest, shooting anything that moved. He'd been chasing the man for 2 hours, and he heard a loud screech coming from his left. He turned and ran 80 yards to see a clearing. It was a parkway, and the body of Legendary Cam was lying motionless in the middle of the road. He ran and almost made it. Almost.


1. lil_miz_liz-
2. Shai Hulud-
3. deathgame-
5. B4DCyborg-
8. The Mc Cheif-
10. MASTERSPARTAN1-


  • 10.15.2004 9:52 PM PDT