- Halo53
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!
After a long day working at the zoo, the caretaker of the monkeys got in his car to drive home. That day he led the mayor on a tour so he could not screw up. If the mayor thought he did a good job he might get lucky enough to get a raise and money had been a problem for this monkey lover. After he got home, he got out of his car and walked over to the door of his house. The door was already unlocked, and as he entered the house he noticed the alarm was not turned on. He heard the voice of 2 men in his house. He had to find his wife, and get out of there. The monkey lover crept upstairs and heard the voices of the 2 men coming from the kitchen to the right. He silently crept to his left and went into his bedroom. He found his wife lying down on her stomach.
"C'mon, we have to get out of here."
There was no response.
He rolled her over to find her dead, with a knife wound across her throat. The man let out a short yell, and started to cry. He realized he had alerted the 2 men in his house, so he went into his closet and grabbed a baseball bat. He hid behind the open door to his bedroom so the 2 men walked into the room and passed him. He opened the door and hit the man on the right with the baseball bat. The man on the right fell to the floor, and the man on the left shot the monkey lover in the arm twice, and he fell to the floor. A siren was heard, so the 1 man still conscious escaped while dragging the other man with him. The man known as Riddick10 lie on the floor with bullet wounds in his right arm.
"Officer Johnson, we have reports of a man on 1512, 59th street being shot by 2 men who were in his house. The wife called 911 as soon as she thought something was wrong. By the time we arrived, we found her dead, but her husband was still breathing. He was rushed to the hospital and on the way there he died from blood loss. You might want to go and question witnesses see what they can tell you about the killers. Also we think the attempted murder of Money Marine and Riddick's death are linked. I don't think this was a coincidence. You are dismissed, and lets try to prevent this from happening in the future. The next one may not survive like Money Marine did."
Later that night...
Officer Johnson reports for duty and drives around until he finds who he is looking for. He gets out approaches, slaps him in the stomach with a baton and throws him into the squad car.
Later after arriving at the interrogation room in the station...
"Alright you bum, you're gonna talk!" Johnson slaps him across the face, offers him a cigarette and then slaps him again just before punching him in the nose. "So why did you do it? Why!!!!! You and all your sick buddies! You are gonna fry you hear me?!?!?
1. Xeroh
2. Shai Hulud
3. deathgame
4. The Rip Saw
5. B4DCyborg
6. Money Marine
7. Reiginko: Lynched
8. The Mc Cheif
9. Riddick10: Whacked
10. MASTERSPARTAN1
11. Mulletman262
12. LegendaryCam04
13. Paranoid_Gnome
14. GoldenElite0
Townspeople vote
[Edited on 9/2/2004 5:01:08 AM]