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Subject: Things you learn from video games.
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I got a new shirt that talks about things you learn from video games, so I thought it would be cool if we thought up some new ones. I'll start it off:
* If it moves DESTROY IT!
* Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public.

  • 08.17.2004 7:37 AM PDT
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you can tell when something bad is going to happen when the music speeds up

  • 08.17.2004 7:40 AM PDT
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bullets only hurt enemies not friends

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  • 08.17.2004 7:41 AM PDT
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No matter how many time you die, you'll respawn at the checkpoint.
Pizza recharges you health and is often found in the street
Body Armor can deflect explosions (GTA)
Wild mushrooms give you wings
There's always a cheat for everything

  • 08.17.2004 7:42 AM PDT
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dead bodies are picked up by the corpse fairys

  • 08.17.2004 7:43 AM PDT
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A thousand-to-one odds against you is not a problem.

  • 08.17.2004 7:44 AM PDT
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If you shoot the hostage in the foot he dies and you fail the mission
You always have the right gadget with you
All Your Base Are Belong To Us

http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/flash/

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  • 08.17.2004 7:52 AM PDT
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Many men have the ability to cure injuries simply by steping over a box with a red cross on it.
In WWII, there was no blood.
Commanding vast armies in battle is a simple affair- You just point and click.
Guards always follow the exact same pattern in the way they patrol, and rarely look behind themselves.
Guards are often very shortsighted (Im think the guards from MGS)
It is possible to 'Level up' youself by getting into lots and lots of fights.


  • 08.17.2004 8:00 AM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

I learned how to count by 7's by playing football games when I was 5, 6. I always scored a TD :D (Yay for sega genesis)

When in combat, shoot anything that doesn't have a green triangle over it's head

  • 08.17.2004 8:02 AM PDT
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if your friend is low on health melee him

  • 08.17.2004 8:05 AM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Always remember kids, a plasma grenade to the face is unavoidable so as a life lesson, watch where you stick it.

:D

  • 08.17.2004 8:07 AM PDT
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There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.

  • 08.17.2004 8:27 AM PDT
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I can run from the cops and my car takes no damage.

If i drive over 150mph it still feels like im going 50mph.

And the most important lesson in life:

At the Title Screen press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. will give me 30 lives.

  • 08.17.2004 9:27 AM PDT
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I can activate a switch by pressing x. I can walk over some ammo and it goes strait to my weapons arsonal. I can run over my friend and he won't stay dead, he'll just respawn some where. If a grenade gets stuck to my head a good old rocket laucher fierd close to my will get it of me.

  • 08.17.2004 9:36 AM PDT
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-its ok to -blam!- people if they are already dead
-firing 1 bullet then tossing away the clip is not a waste of ammo
-If you have been down alot lately, your controls are probably inverted

  • 08.17.2004 12:01 PM PDT
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* Animals can talk
* Some one is trying to take over the world in the near future
* Aliens are real

  • 08.17.2004 12:05 PM PDT

General FTW
Play Halo2/Halo 3 Customs? Add me!
I know, I know, asking for something so rational and logical may fry your brain, but I'm willing to take that risk. - Achronos

• Stealth kills
• Body armour is cool
• Am I good or are my enemies just crap?
• Shooting is fun!
• Killing is fun!
• Never work for the army
• Wreaking havok in cities is fun

  • 08.17.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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There is always somebody better.

  • 08.17.2004 12:12 PM PDT
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one person can destroy a whole opposing army, just kill the commanding officer. DW3
grunts can fly Halo
dead bodies make good shields Halo
bodygaurds are ruthless if you kill who they are trying to protect DW3
violence is okay, as long as no one is hurt

  • 08.17.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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I have learned you don't need to use the bathroom if you are a tin-man.

  • 08.17.2004 12:51 PM PDT
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-If you killed a shop keeper just go to the next town and back, then he will be alive again and won't remember a thing.

-bullets are always better than lasers.

-If you slice someone with a sword, nothing on him will fall off.

-there is always an invisable solid about 2 inches aways from the wall.

-if you don''t know how to drive something a big blue screen will come up and tell you how.

-you never have to use the bathroom.

-you never need to sleep.

-if you go far away from your home there will be an invisable barier blocking you from the rest of the world.

-you can carry a sword twice as big as you and be a puny person at the same time.

-everything but your torso can go through walls.

-friends will always betray you when the price is right.

I'll think of more later.

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  • 08.17.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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Using a giant glowing plasma sword while invisible is against the point.

Explosive barrels are everywhere.

  • 08.17.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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Actually, I learned a bit about medieval European history from Age of Empires II (but just a bit; there's no substitute to reading a book about it).

* Military buildings grow out of the ground.

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