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Subject: Things you learn from video games
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empty jail cells are almost always a good place to stock up on weapons, health and money even though they done it's previous occupent no good.

  • 08.17.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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* If you're out of ammo it's OK to kill your teammates.

* Mysterious triangles can make you invisible.

* It's fun to mix cars and grenades.

  • 08.17.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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- whenever you come across something extremely weird you should just say "what's going on with this place" and move on.

-If something you need is stuck in a toilet bowl that's clearly hazardous to your health, you should put your arm in it and grab the damn thing.

-People on the street will always say the same thing over and over again, and they will never react awkwardly when you tell them you're trying to find the man who killed your dad.

-clones exist since every other person is identical.

  • 08.17.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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* Civilians are there for you to kill.

* Frog blast the vent core!

  • 08.17.2004 1:40 PM PDT

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  • 08.17.2004 1:42 PM PDT
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Oh yeah I forgot one:

-In WW2, enemy soldiers would keep appearing out of nowhere until you passed the corner of the war-torn street.

  • 08.17.2004 2:29 PM PDT
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* Monsters appear out of thin air and carry lots of money.
* No matter how many times someone dies, you can always revive them.

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  • 08.17.2004 3:51 PM PDT
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- if your recently defeated enemy begins to glow he is either 1 powering up 2 about to explode

- its ok to blow up vehicles, another one will replace it momentarily

- if u shoot it and it dies, it was bad

-ememys will always forget about u if you stay hidden beneath a box long enough

  • 08.17.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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Getting shot in the groin does not impair your ability to run.

Dozens of enemies will hide from you until you find a mounted machine gun. THEN they make their move.

You can have your neck snapped multiple times and still make it to round two.

Monsters of different species can coexist with one another, but not with you.

[Edited on 8/17/2004 9:50:46 PM]

  • 08.17.2004 4:44 PM PDT
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If you're riding a skateboard, you can fall off of a 30 story building and not die.

You don't get into trouble for killing your friends as long as you jump out of the car before it hits them.

it really is ok for you to drive your car in the park/subway/train station

  • 08.17.2004 4:45 PM PDT
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Marines have invincible kness

  • 08.17.2004 4:52 PM PDT
Subject: Things you learn from video games
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Don't go places you're not supposed to, people may appear out of thin air.

  • 08.17.2004 4:55 PM PDT
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"EC" does not stand for extreamly cool

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  • 08.17.2004 5:08 PM PDT
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Your head a splode when you eat a grenade.

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Life has a reset button.

  • 08.17.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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a pistol always beats out a rifle
a single human can build something in a matter of minutes-WarCraft3
people dont like it when you steal-one of the zelda games
you can open just about any locked door (metal or stone) by attacking it with your lightsaber-one of the newer starwars games

  • 08.17.2004 6:51 PM PDT
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You are always on the good team.

  • 08.17.2004 6:53 PM PDT
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Marines throw grenades at themselves and run you over with alien vehicles.

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How to defeat an entire Covenant Armada

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Marines jump in front of your tank and their buddies get ticked if you run them over.

  • 08.18.2004 7:00 AM PDT
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You can have the most powerful sheild known to man, but if someone smacks you in the back of your shin you will die instantly.

  • 08.18.2004 7:03 AM PDT
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-Nomatter what side you are on, cops are bad.

-if you slipspace randomly and there is a giant ring around, chances are high that you will end up there

-if you are stabbed, you will stay alive without a wound.

-if you shoot a rocket through a hole, it will not go through, it will just explode.

  • 08.18.2004 7:12 AM PDT
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it is possible to survive being hit by multiple rockets

  • 08.18.2004 7:40 AM PDT
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You can do evil things yet still be on the good side.

You can live after taking multiple bullets.

Your will fell as if nothing happened to you if you run over a box with a [color=red] first aid symbol [/color] on it.

You can die and will just end up back at the last checkpiont/ last time you saved.

Running people over is fun.

  • 08.18.2004 10:24 AM PDT

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