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when u kill a person the cops no instintaniously u did it
turrets have unlimited ammo
u can kill one person ad get away with it but if u kill 2 the cops will chase u

  • 08.18.2004 10:52 AM PDT
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When life hands you a bunch of lemons, Blow them up with your laser cannon.

  • 08.18.2004 10:55 AM PDT

Let grunts Sleep!!!

Bullets don't kill people I kill people.

  • 08.18.2004 10:57 AM PDT
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Confusing fact learned...

The MC has (or will have...whatever) major problems saving the world, even with biological modifications and high-tech weaponry. But it seems that a young boy with an Ocarina, Short pants, and an admiration for green can do it quite easily.

Highway Tip Gained from Midnight Club II:

Avoid angry British people who insult your driving skills constantly.

  • 08.18.2004 11:04 AM PDT
Subject: nobody likes you
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Posted by: AI Nemesis
Confusing fact learned...

The MC has (or will have...whatever) major problems saving the world, even with biological modifications and high-tech weaponry. But it seems that a young boy with an Ocarina, Short pants, and an admiration for green can do it quite easily.

Highway Tip Gained from Midnight Club II:

Avoid angry British people who insult your driving skills constantly.

hey, zelda's awsome! And you forgot to mention his umbreakable sword, and that he isn't facing trillions of aliens, he is facing one man (which makes things easier), and that he has magic stuff.

  • 08.18.2004 11:07 AM PDT
Subject: nobody knows you
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We learn that plumbers can save princesses as well.

[Edited on 8/18/2004 11:09:44 AM]

  • 08.18.2004 11:09 AM PDT
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Posted by: Captain K Mart
We learn that plumbers can save princesses as well.

well he is faceing giant mushrooms and a a big turtle

  • 08.18.2004 11:17 AM PDT
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yea. I mean how hard is it to kill a mushroom? I mean I eat those... And tutrles? C'mon Mario. Get with it. He needs an AR and Mark V Armor... hed kick ass.

  • 08.18.2004 12:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Flaming Ninjas
And tutrles? C'mon Mario. Get with it.


Turtles are mean. Ever had one bit your fingers? It hurts like hell.

  • 08.18.2004 12:13 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Things that look nasty usually are nasty.

Like green blobls in Panzer Dragoon games... Or the third boss in Ninja Gaiden... Or the fourth boss in Ninja Giaden.... or the Xenos in Riddick... The Flood...

  • 08.18.2004 12:18 PM PDT

Posted by: Shai Hulud
Things that look nasty usually are nasty.

Like green blobls in Panzer Dragoon games... Or the third boss in Ninja Gaiden... Or the fourth boss in Ninja Giaden.... or the Xenos in Riddick... The Flood...


Don't even get me started on those damn Ninja Gaiden bosses.

Cheap asses...

  • 08.18.2004 12:21 PM PDT
Subject: school sucks
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I learned more about history from computer games than any teacher.

oh... and being evil is always more fun

  • 08.18.2004 12:39 PM PDT
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That Violence is the Answer


Eating mushrooms in the wild will grant you magical powers.

It takes 2 stomps to kill a Turtle.

[Edited on 8/18/2004 12:53:11 PM]

  • 08.18.2004 12:51 PM PDT
Subject: Things you learn from video games.
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Failer is always not an option.

[Edited on 8/18/2004 5:14:47 PM]

  • 08.18.2004 5:12 PM PDT
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You never run out of energy (I mean, c'mon! Don't you think you'd get tired from running around so much?)

You can take a 7.62mm round to the face and still be able to live

Getting shot in the arm/leg doesn't affect your movement...it doesn't even knock you back

You can dive out of a car at 50 MPH and not even have a scrach

You can precisely cap someone in the head from 50 feet while you're sprinting in your off-handed direction

You can reload a shotgun in 3 seconds

Your hearing will never be affected by shooting High-caliber rounds at full-auto for 10 seconds straight

You don't make any noise when you run into a wall

Your bones can crunch after falling 10 stories, but you can just get up and walk away as if nothing happened.

You can survive being hit head-on by a car (while you're walking on the street) and not even have a scar to show it.

  • 08.18.2004 6:00 PM PDT

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