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Subject: Is Septagon really a forum for taking over the world?

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  • 11.07.2005 7:53 AM PDT
Subject: If Septagon really a forum for taking over the world?

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Chairleg Productions presents: 'Console Wars' and 'Games as Art?' (also on Halo Waypoint).

I'm pleased to say world domination is very close indeed and i am pleased to say that there is already a seven-step plan composed by Bungie.

I'm sure someone round here can find you a picture of the said document... *looks around for VII Toast*

  • 11.07.2005 7:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: Gods Prophet
I'm pleased to say world domination is very close indeed and i am pleased to say that there is already a seven-step plan composed by Bungie.

I'm sure someone round here can find you a picture of the said document... *looks around for VII Toast*


haha, yeah, funny.
not

  • 11.07.2005 8:15 AM PDT
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Maybe like AA, the "12 steps" lol

  • 11.07.2005 8:24 AM PDT
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Only the paranoid will survive!

Posted by: Janitor_Boy
Posted by: Gods Prophet
I'm pleased to say world domination is very close indeed and i am pleased to say that there is already a seven-step plan composed by Bungie.

I'm sure someone round here can find you a picture of the said document... *looks around for VII Toast*


haha, yeah, funny.
not


Janitor- if you aren't goint to contribute anything, I think everyone here would appreciate if you would just not post.

  • 11.07.2005 8:27 AM PDT
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read post above u

  • 11.07.2005 8:31 AM PDT

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Chairleg Productions presents: 'Console Wars' and 'Games as Art?' (also on Halo Waypoint).

Thank you Pimp. I was being deadly serious Janitor. If you really didn't believe me, well...try looking here

  • 11.07.2005 8:32 AM PDT
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Only the paranoid will survive!

Posted by: Janitor_Boy
read post above u


I did. But you still posted something just to flame, and, to make it worse, you posted again right after it. Next time just leave out the flame and only post once, please. I hate to see such pointless insults.

  • 11.07.2005 8:49 AM PDT

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Posted by: Johnrap
The plan starts off really excellent. But somewhere around the 4th or 5th entry it starts to lose focus. How about this:

-Start independent gaming software company
-Dominate Mac platform; launch assault on Windows platform
-Announce killer gaming title
-Embed strangely addictive online multiplayer into killer gaming title
-Control heads of gamers
-Stage wider distribution through parent company
-Guide enemies onto Playstation and Linux platforms


You need a little bit of bungie background knowledge if you want to understand certain steps in the plan, such as Ling-Ling's head.

[Edited on 11/7/2005]

  • 11.07.2005 8:52 AM PDT

Posted by: Johnrap
The plan starts off really excellent. But somewhere around the 4th or 5th entry it starts to lose focus. How about this:

-Start independent gaming software company
-Dominate Mac platform; launch assault on Windows platform
-Announce killer gaming title
-Embed strangely addictive online multiplayer into killer gaming title
-Control heads of gamers
-Stage wider distribution through parent company
-Guide enemies onto Playstation and Linux platforms

No.

The 7-Step Plan is perfect.

  • 11.07.2005 8:56 AM PDT
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If you don't got it, you want it. If you got it, you want more of it. Of course if you don't know what it is, it's hard to get any in the first place.

SHHHHHHHH "there is no 7 step plan."

Lies I tell you LIES!!

Bungie is an innocent game developer, and that's all we need to know.

[Edited on 11/7/2005]

  • 11.07.2005 10:03 AM PDT
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The 7-step plan is very widely known by now, but that doesn't make it any less effective. The people who don't take it seriously will be the first to ride the slingshot.

And for those who doubt the efficacy of the plan, it is impossible for anyone to effectively take over the world without Ling-Ling's head. Go ahead and prove me wrong.

  • 11.07.2005 10:58 AM PDT
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I'm currently in Antarctica preparing a very critical peice of machinary for a later time, when Bungie and the 7th Column are on the move. It's pretty cold, but I've got a nice heater here, so it's all cool...or warm, until I gooutside : /.

  • 11.07.2005 11:17 AM PDT
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Where does the slingshot come into play? I have heard rumors about one?

  • 11.07.2005 11:36 AM PDT

I can't tell you, my officers would put me in it...and you never want that.

  • 11.07.2005 11:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: peithos
And for those who doubt the efficacy of the plan, it is impossible for anyone to effectively take over the world without Ling-Ling's head. Go ahead and prove me wrong.

Ling-Ling's head has been found.

Hence the tick in the box.

  • 11.07.2005 12:10 PM PDT

You have ling lings head Goweb?Awesome!Now I can get the hell out of here and start stuffing the panda's with lightbulbs!

  • 11.07.2005 12:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Johnrap
The plan starts off really excellent. But somewhere around the 4th or 5th entry it starts to lose focus.


This is the post I was responding too.

Posted by: goweb
Posted by: peithos
And for those who doubt the efficacy of the plan, it is impossible for anyone to effectively take over the world without Ling-Ling's head. Go ahead and prove me wrong.

Ling-Ling's head has been found.

Hence the tick in the box.

  • 11.07.2005 12:25 PM PDT
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ROFL :)

  • 11.07.2005 12:32 PM PDT

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No, Bungie or most probably, as i suspect, Matt Soell has Ling-Ling's head. Not goweb. Unless....


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You have ling lings head Goweb?Awesome!Now I can get the hell out of here and start stuffing the panda's with lightbulbs!

  • 11.07.2005 12:32 PM PDT
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I vote the first people in the slingshot are those from Take 2.

  • 11.07.2005 12:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Johnrap
Posted by: goweb
Posted by: peithos
And for those who doubt the efficacy of the plan, it is impossible for anyone to effectively take over the world without Ling-Ling's head. Go ahead and prove me wrong.

Ling-Ling's head has been found.

Hence the tick in the box.


As an unofficial mod it is with great humility and indeed embarassment that I say this to an official mod. But, to those with a grasp of the English language, it is clear that Peithos comment makes complete sense.

What? It's not like goweb is disagreeing. What are you getting at?

  • 11.07.2005 12:47 PM PDT

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