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Subject: Post your Grunt Lines

I made up some Grunt lines

1. In Soviet Russia, we kill you
2. Omg, You killed Yipyap, you Bastard!
3. Why are these Grenades sticky?
4. Say Hello to my little friend!
5. Shoot me, i'm filled with confetti.
6. (Halo Reach) Ha, we killed the dem...crap it was a halogram...
7. *Mask shot off* I passed gas!
8. Why do we look like something the Demon -blam!-s?
9. *Sticks someone* What a throw! Take that Dutch!
10. *Grunt 1 gets shot in the head* Grunt 2: Is it my birthday already?
11. Hey guys, check it out, my balls are blue!
12. If I had a Giant, ring looking weapon that could wipe out a whole planet in a blink in a eye, I'd kill you.
13. Why is the leader getting humped?
14. Kiss my greyish, tiny, non-circular butt!
15. What a Worl.....wait is that Martin O'Donnell in the background?
16. * Dancing* I like to move it, move it.
17. Bungie, take me with you!
18. You know, stand here, seeing our leader getting humped in the butt, confetti and children hooraying, i just realized....we're -blam!-....
19. What does T-Bag mean?
20. I know one thing if I die, I still got my swagger!
21. Is Jorge mexican?
22. I hate mondays....
23. Grunt 1: I finally found it!
Grunt 2: Found what?
Grunt 1: I've found out that I have no idea what i've found....
Grunt 2: I hope a guy in a big giant, cyborg-looking suit humps to death....
24. We're on Reach?
25. We're on Earth?
26. Grunt 1: We're on *get's interrupted*
Grunt 2: Say it one more time, I'll stick you.

  • 11.13.2010 5:04 PM PDT

I once heard an old man say " Years ago, i sold my trumpet for something to eat, and know i know it would be better to die of hunger."

I upload a ton of Halo clips on my YouTube channel, feel free to subscribe.

Every single one I thought about is already posted, I've got nothin'.

  • 11.13.2010 5:06 PM PDT

Posted by: AquaBlader
Soon to be breaking news:


US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.

"Bring it on, tinman!"

I will never forget that line.

Ever.

  • 11.13.2010 5:22 PM PDT
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Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Halo!!!

1. Hey is that my lunchbox?
2. Whoa it's weed man. (talks about master chief)
3. I want some pancakes
4. I wonder what would happen if i shoved my plasma pistol up the demon's butt and then twisted it
5. (nonchalantly humming) ahh why are you touching my butt yipyap? Yipyap: I love it!
5. hello i'm selling a new product it's called sticky cleaner. Wait that makes no sense but i'm gonna stick you right. . .about. . . . now! (gets shot in the face)

  • 11.13.2010 5:57 PM PDT
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iswaba is my gt

1.Its the Demon
2.Its the Traitor
3.Hes mine
4.you know its funny i dream about speaking english (or somethin like that)
5.Wait is the war over? we've won! we've won! (gets shot)

[Edited on 11.13.2010 6:07 PM PST]

  • 11.13.2010 6:04 PM PDT

.the green mans coming!
.oh!lord i'll tell you the truth im g*y please don't let me die!
.DON'T LET ME -blam!- DIE!
.OH look a bag of dog -blam!-
.grunt1:lets hump before we die
grunt2:ok ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
grunt1:i didn't mean it you g*y basterd ha ha ha ha ha ha !

[Edited on 11.14.2010 12:59 AM PST]

  • 11.14.2010 12:49 AM PDT
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Spec Ops Grunt: "we run on beer!"

  • 11.14.2010 5:30 AM PDT

Groups -MP | The TD
Files and Work - H3
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Stop trollin mi forums

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Me too. Haha.
Posted by: hadlermaster
"Bring it on, tinman!"

I will never forget that line.

Ever.


I love the Hologram Demon one that you came up with. : )

  • 11.14.2010 5:58 AM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Grunt 1. Me has bad feeling about this!
Grunt 2. You always have bad feeling bout something. You had bad feeling bout morning food nipple!

  • 11.14.2010 6:01 AM PDT

Thanks man :)

  • 11.20.2010 10:16 AM PDT
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Just in case no one posted it...

"Nice demon... pretty demon... sexy demon..."

Lolz I'll never forget when I first heard that on Halo 3.

Or when a grunt in ODST was about to die he whispered "I must be remembered..." He then tried to bury his plasma pistol but he was standing in the street. -_-

[Edited on 11.20.2010 11:14 AM PST]

  • 11.20.2010 11:11 AM PDT

here some more:

1. Hey I have a present for you.....BLUE BALLS IN YOUR FACE!
2. Wanna here something that you never hear us say? (dies)
3. Why don't we have Armor Abilities?
4. I fixin to open a can of whoop ass!
5. Guess what you get a Runt and Guerrila? Us!......Wait that wasn't funny.....(headshot)
6. Smell that? That's my gas.
7. Why are there 6 demons?
8. What is this? Hump-a-palooza?
9. *Elite dies* We're free!
10. (someone in Halo Reach That Has a Red Primary and a white secondary) Hey look, Santa Claus!
11. *Elite dies* Looks like the Elite isn't Elite anymore, haha!
12. Why did Bungie made our heads filled with Confetti?
13. It's time for the Banhamer!
14. Why does the demon have a million chances of killing us, when we have one? (talking about respawning)
15. Grunt 1: Run Away!
Grunt 2: Which way is away?!
16. *Grunt get's shot*
Grunt: Why? He was my....look, a penny!

  • 11.27.2010 5:19 PM PDT

2. its yapyap

  • 11.27.2010 5:28 PM PDT

1.Unknown Minor grunt stationed on High Charity seconds before his death " what's that beeping thing"*mine blows up*
2.That random grunt at the end of halo 3 "Holy sh**" falls of cliff
3. Grunt playing with dolls,fire,plasma grenades(unactivated),or a stick at the beginning of "delta halo" in halo 2 " My Todd Mcfarlane demon doll is better than ur arbitur doll

  • 11.27.2010 5:34 PM PDT
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I just play for fun. MLG can kiss my ass.

Let's not forget:
Grunt 1: Should we stick our heads out?
Grunt 2: A genius plan!
I'll never forget when I first heard that on ODST, I just about died laughing.

  • 11.27.2010 6:19 PM PDT

A suicide grunt said on Halo: 3, "Please enjoy my bright, blue balls!" Also, a brute clan chieftan has said, "When this is over, this hammer is going in somebody's ass."
These things are forever seared into my memory...

  • 11.27.2010 9:00 PM PDT

Grunt throwing a plasma grenade: "Suck it, Heretics!"
That really made my day back in ODST

  • 11.28.2010 1:36 AM PDT

Whippin' 'nades since aught-2

"the jerk store called... they're all outta you"

  • 11.28.2010 9:12 AM PDT

Halo: Heretic or Hero---An Elite's Story
Choose your own destiny

FanFicFactor
Forged in the Flames of Passion, go forth and represent!

From ODST:

"Take off his helmet and pee in his mouth!"

  • 11.28.2010 9:31 AM PDT

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Grunt:MOOOOOAROOAOOAOGGHGHHHH BLLLALRLALLRLLLLGHGHHGHHG!!@*$&(%*$ythugJDGDF

HUUUAUHHAHHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........







  • 11.28.2010 9:38 AM PDT