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Subject: *sigh* How does Ninja go to a Master Ninja?
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Since the last thread blew up because a bunch of morons went off topic, how does a ninja go to master ninja.

And if this goes off topic again, any mod, just balcklist the people who go off topic, there is no excuse.

  • 11.08.2005 3:12 PM PDT
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Only the paranoid will survive!

Posted by: HaloFighter92
Since the last thread blew up because a bunch of morons went off topic, how does a ninja go to master ninja.

And if this goes off topic again, any mod, just balcklist the people who go off topic, there is no excuse.


They just get promoted. There isn't really any quota they need to meet. If they are being exceptionally good Forum Ninjas, they become Master Forum Ninjas. To my knowledge, that is.

And I don't think the mods appreciate being talked about like they are slaves either. Just my opinon.

  • 11.08.2005 3:15 PM PDT
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I am not saying they are slaves, even if I did, it is the spammers in the first place that causes the affect.

I see the light now Toast, thank you.

[Edited on 11/8/2005]

  • 11.08.2005 3:20 PM PDT

I don't know where Toast is getting his info. I'm thinking he is just spitting out their cover story, myself. Word on the street is, they have to meet the mom quota.

You didn't hear it from me.

  • 11.08.2005 3:25 PM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

Don't believe the word on the street. Look for the writing on the wall.

  • 11.08.2005 3:36 PM PDT
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Only the paranoid will survive!

Posted by: HaloFighter92
I am not saying they are slaves, even if I did, it is the spammers in the first place that causes the affect.

I see the light now Toast, thank you.


I shouldn't continue this, but I can't resist.

No. The spammers don't cause you to say that. You said that. You may have said it to keep spammers away, but nobody made you say that. You said that on your own.

And to think, I always thought it was so simple. Alas, I was sorely mistaken.

  • 11.08.2005 3:49 PM PDT

If you don't got it, you want it. If you got it, you want more of it. Of course if you don't know what it is, it's hard to get any in the first place.

I thought the Ninjas had to make a great pilgramage to ling-Lings head and work on inward meditation...and ...stuff....important stuff........like whether pop-rocks and soda make you explode.....

  • 11.08.2005 4:45 PM PDT
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Promotions happen sort of the same way Sith apprentices become Sith Lords......they kill their master.

Man, I watch too much Star Wars......

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  • 11.08.2005 4:51 PM PDT

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Officium quod Fidelitas.

By not asking quesions and creating old topics that have been answered several thousand times.

  • 11.08.2005 5:41 PM PDT

Posted by: Yoozel
By not asking quesions and creating old topics that have been answered several thousand times.

Baked goodies help too.

  • 11.08.2005 7:41 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

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Posted by: Yoozel
By not asking quesions and creating old topics that have been answered several thousand times.

Baked goodies help too.


Unlimited booze will get you a sure-fire spot.

  • 11.08.2005 7:45 PM PDT
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The current Master Forum Ninja comes to me for guidance, I lead him on the path that takes him to the next Master Forum Ninja. It is strenuos for them, and profitable for me.

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Posted by: Yoozel
Posted by: goweb
Posted by: Yoozel
By not asking quesions and creating old topics that have been answered several thousand times.

Baked goodies help too.


Unlimited booze will get you a sure-fire spot.

what about....the key to a house full of needy women?
what would that get me? cause u know, i got one of those, never use it much..

  • 11.08.2005 8:14 PM PDT
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The old Lie: Dulce et decorum eſt
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Posted by: save her soul
what about....the key to a house full of needy women?
what would that get me? cause u know, i got one of those, never use it much..


Women have lots of needs. If your house is full of women who need, say, a pulse, then I don't think I can blame you for not using it so often.


Anyhow, as in Star Wars, Master status is bestowed by a group of wise men featuring a short bald riddle-speaking fellow, or Frankie to his friends*.


*This may not be true.

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  • 11.08.2005 8:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Yoozel
By not asking quesions and creating old topics that have been answered several thousand times.



Sounds like the entire forum!

  • 11.08.2005 9:00 PM PDT
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I always thought it was when Achronos finally decided he had heard you scream from bananas enough that he decided to promote you to a rank in which you would no longer have to endure it(except for when the Webmaster gets bored).

But I could be wrong.

  • 11.08.2005 10:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sir Fragula
Posted by: save her soul
what about....the key to a house full of needy women?
what would that get me? cause u know, i got one of those, never use it much..


Women have lots of needs. If your house is full of women who need, say, a pulse, then I don't think I can blame you for not using it so often.


like i said, thats why the house needs a KEY, u know to keep them inside...sometimes u have to go in and feed em though.they all try to flood out of the door, so as a distraction i throw a money clip into the living room so i can get the groceries in.lots of casualities.

then again...if u wish to travel the demonic path, i hear their fridge is full of beer and such..

  • 11.09.2005 1:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: Sir Fragula
Posted by: save her soul
what about....the key to a house full of needy women?
what would that get me? cause u know, i got one of those, never use it much..


Women have lots of needs. If your house is full of women who need, say, a pulse, then I don't think I can blame you for not using it so often.

Anyhow, as in Star Wars, Master status is bestowed by a group of wise men featuring a short bald riddle-speaking fellow, or Frankie to his friends*.



*This may not be true.




actually, if going by the starwars idea, They would become a master forum ninja after succsefully training another B.net user to ninjaness.

  • 11.09.2005 4:09 AM PDT

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Thanks...I think....

I think it involves Achronos....some whip cream...and washing your mouth out for a month afterwards....

  • 11.09.2005 7:31 AM PDT

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  • 11.09.2005 7:59 AM PDT

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  • 11.09.2005 8:34 AM PDT
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Hummm... good answers? Would anyone like some ice cream?

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Posted by: DWeedWacker
Hummm... good answers?


Good answers yes, too bad not one of them is true. It's not nice of you guys to keep lying to these people who're just asking one simple question...

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Posted by: Simen
Posted by: DWeedWacker
Hummm... good answers?


Good answers yes, too bad not one of them is true. It's not nice of you guys to keep lying to these people who're just asking one simple question...


Well see the thing is, we'd rather give them funny, obvious lies, than admit that we honestly have no idea what the answer is.

  • 11.09.2005 1:52 PM PDT

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