- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I don't know guys, but I think there are a disproportionate amount of ding-dongs here.
I know every guy here dreams of a girl who can whoop their ass in Halo.
My girlfriend HATES Halo with a passion, it is my mistress this game, and every second I spend playing it is considered cheating in her mind. Not only that, but she refuses to play the damn game, so I can't even begin to introduce her to it.
I guess it's a good thing, It would be sad to have to sleep on the couch because I spawn camped too much, or for being a [insert weapon name]-whore.
So the point is, I'm taken by a beautiful woman, intellegent, clean, strong, and the only time she's a controlling -blam!- is when I play Halo, I guess she feels threatened by Master Chief's sexy butt (notice in the Halo 2 screenshots, they gave him a *package* upgrade... heh).
But since I'm taken by such a divine creature, I couldn't care less about the B.net girls as potential partners, except of course if they can beat me, Crazy King, Rockets, No Shield, Battle Creek. I'll tell you ladies, the road to a man's heart is paved in blood, and best driven in a Warthog.