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Subject: step 7 is taking awhile... (Good read/wall o' text)

Hating everything comes at a price....
Everything hates you back.

since reach is bungie's last halo game and since they are now with activision (unless im mistaken), when and how will they acomplish step 7. it involves "shooting all enemies into the sun and taking over the world". unless they made a reference to it in reach, i think they'll take out activision first, but stealthily so all the other game studios dont know it was bungie and then bungie picks them off one by one. soon they'll hit microsoft in force, using the weapons they use for motion capture and made them real guns. so if they own microsoft then they own practically 50% of the world by subliminal messaging in windows. "slingshot" will be a virus they will make that will take over NASA and at the same time hypnotise all thier enemies that use windows, to go to a spaceship NASA built after they got taken over then they fly into the sun. however all the enemies that survived (didnt have windows) will be little enough to stand against bungie and its followers.

The End

[Edited on 11.19.2010 8:28 PM PST]

  • 11.16.2010 9:22 PM PDT

I don't care. I really don't.

Don't see how this fits with Bungie's game universes, but that was the most conusing/awesome peice of cake I've ever eaten (aka read).

  • 11.16.2010 9:52 PM PDT

Hating everything comes at a price....
Everything hates you back.

out of joke time now, i actually think that by 2050, video games will have 'literally' taken over the world. either that or it becomes bigger than it already is *cough* religion *cough*...

  • 11.17.2010 12:22 AM PDT

Hating everything comes at a price....
Everything hates you back.


Posted by: Venator82
...that was the most conusing/awesome peice of cake I've ever eaten (aka read).


thanks, i thought i had a bit more of a cookie thing going but then again it was a wall of text

  • 11.17.2010 12:29 AM PDT

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I see what they're doing thar.

  • 11.17.2010 8:33 AM PDT

your only problem with this is that you take it as a postulate that Reach was bungie's last game. Other than that your logic is flawless.

  • 11.17.2010 12:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


Official fan of Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, (Problem with that?) Halo, and Bungie, also a total gaming junkie.

Ah, you forgot they don't have enough money to transport the Slingshot and assassinate the leaders of the larger countries yet, plus they need to get a youth serum for Chuck Norris so he can fight for them.

HOLY CRAP I'VE SAID MUCH TOO MUCH! The Bungie SWAT team is probably on their way to my house now!

[Edited on 11.17.2010 6:04 PM PST]

  • 11.17.2010 6:02 PM PDT

That was really short. People must have really short attention spans if that was considered a wall of text.

  • 11.17.2010 6:09 PM PDT

Hating everything comes at a price....
Everything hates you back.


Posted by: KranBe
your only problem with this is that you take it as a postulate that Reach was bungie's last game. Other than that your logic is flawless.

i know its not thier last game, i meant last halo game but then again you pretty much corrected me. thanks

  • 11.19.2010 8:27 PM PDT
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World domination takes time.

  • 11.19.2010 8:54 PM PDT

*scratches nuts*

Posted by: thebeastfromeast
World domination takes time.
I could do it in six years if I wasn't so lazy.

  • 11.20.2010 5:30 AM PDT
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UWG Great group, you should check it out.

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Posted by: GanonSmash
That was really short. People must have really short attention spans if that was considered a wall of text.

Same thing I thought.

  • 11.20.2010 6:53 AM PDT

Hating everything comes at a price....
Everything hates you back.


Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: thebeastfromeast
World domination takes time. [/quote]I could do it in six years if I wasn't so lazy.[/quote]

yea, even i thought it would be at least 7 years

That was really short. People must have really short attention spans if that was considered a wall of text.


really, i saw a thread not a month ago and slightly shorter than mine and it was considered a wall of text.



[Edited on 11.20.2010 4:44 PM PST]

  • 11.20.2010 4:40 PM PDT