- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
1Fall asleep in the beginning of the game on Legendary in The Pillar of Autumn and wake up finding you beat the entire game in quickest time
2When you spot a purple motorcycle and immediately hide behind the nearest rock
3You think how many grenades would it take to make the family car fly 5 blocks
4you make this topic
5You take a gun to school and shoot your friend and tell the teacher its ok, they will respawn in 13 seconds
6When you see a mushroom and say "OH -blam!-! THEY'RE BACK!"
7When you get asked about SPARTANs in history class, you give a ten minute answer detailing the training of the Spartan IIs
8When you know how many polygons were used on the Master Chiefs skin model
9when you you talk to yourself thinking theres a A.I pluged into your brain that will respond
10When you join an amimal rights group because you hate hunters
11When all your clothes are either red or blue
12You see a flag and get the urge to take it home
13When Farmer Joe tells you to feed the hogs, you look for a gas station
14When you associate HBO with a website and not a cable channel.
15You start looking for the little green triangle above your buddy's head when you get seperated in a grocery store.
16You get in a go-cart and ask "where's the gunner seat?"
17You start thinking of all the places you can get guns if the Covenant really do attack.
18your whole family knows all about Halo even through none of them have ever seen the game
19When you try to flip your car with one hand.
20When you jump off of your roof, hoping your shields will recharge.
21You defend your previous stupid act with "But I landed on a slanted rock!"
22you randomly drive into other cars because of flashbacks of multiplayer
23You smack your friend in the back, thinking it will kill him instantly. (And all you'd get is a "WTF!?" from your friend)
24You are walking and you find road kill, then you pick up a stick and hit it to see if purple blood gets all over the place.
25your whole family is VERY aware of how signifigant to the world november 9th will be, even though they dont play halo
26when your teacher ask you to draw a picture of you you draw the Master Chief
27in school you have to write a bioghraphy of a REAL PERSON and you do MC and when you fail and you say"BUT HE IS REAL"!
28When u see a 2nd grader walkin down the street with a yellow backpack and yell "O CRAP! IT'S A GRUNT!" and run to get your BB gun shotgun and long range pellet gun.
29when you se somthing funny, and, instead of laugfing excaim "WORTWORTWORT"
30You get edgy when you see the outline of someone more then seven feet tall in the distance
31When you know the sum of all the numbers on Cortana
32You take out the shotgun when there is a Flood in your basement
33you know you play halo to much when you make an extremly realistic looking suit of MJOLNIR armor out of cardboard so you can wear it to school
34The only music you listen to is the Halo soundtrack
35you can snipe things with the shotgun
36When you're walking in the woods with your friend and cut yourself. You end up yelling 'JUST PASS THE DAMN BIOFOAM!'
37When you wanna get back home fast, you get yourself killed with style, hoping to respawn in your living room
38You spot an airplane and look around for the nearest RL
39you run over a sidewalk full of ppl and then wait for a deep voice to say "RUNNING RIOT"
40When your buddy talks about his new monitor, you say "Don't trust him!"
41You run around the doctor's office and scream "Get it off me!" when he says you've got an infection