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Subject: 41 signs that you play too much halo
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1Fall asleep in the beginning of the game on Legendary in The Pillar of Autumn and wake up finding you beat the entire game in quickest time
2When you spot a purple motorcycle and immediately hide behind the nearest rock
3You think how many grenades would it take to make the family car fly 5 blocks
4you make this topic
5You take a gun to school and shoot your friend and tell the teacher its ok, they will respawn in 13 seconds
6When you see a mushroom and say "OH -blam!-! THEY'RE BACK!"
7When you get asked about SPARTANs in history class, you give a ten minute answer detailing the training of the Spartan IIs
8When you know how many polygons were used on the Master Chiefs skin model
9when you you talk to yourself thinking theres a A.I pluged into your brain that will respond
10When you join an amimal rights group because you hate hunters
11When all your clothes are either red or blue
12You see a flag and get the urge to take it home
13When Farmer Joe tells you to feed the hogs, you look for a gas station
14When you associate HBO with a website and not a cable channel.
15You start looking for the little green triangle above your buddy's head when you get seperated in a grocery store.
16You get in a go-cart and ask "where's the gunner seat?"
17You start thinking of all the places you can get guns if the Covenant really do attack.
18your whole family knows all about Halo even through none of them have ever seen the game
19When you try to flip your car with one hand.
20When you jump off of your roof, hoping your shields will recharge.
21You defend your previous stupid act with "But I landed on a slanted rock!"
22you randomly drive into other cars because of flashbacks of multiplayer
23You smack your friend in the back, thinking it will kill him instantly. (And all you'd get is a "WTF!?" from your friend)
24You are walking and you find road kill, then you pick up a stick and hit it to see if purple blood gets all over the place.
25your whole family is VERY aware of how signifigant to the world november 9th will be, even though they dont play halo
26when your teacher ask you to draw a picture of you you draw the Master Chief
27in school you have to write a bioghraphy of a REAL PERSON and you do MC and when you fail and you say"BUT HE IS REAL"!
28When u see a 2nd grader walkin down the street with a yellow backpack and yell "O CRAP! IT'S A GRUNT!" and run to get your BB gun shotgun and long range pellet gun.
29when you se somthing funny, and, instead of laugfing excaim "WORTWORTWORT"
30You get edgy when you see the outline of someone more then seven feet tall in the distance
31When you know the sum of all the numbers on Cortana
32You take out the shotgun when there is a Flood in your basement
33you know you play halo to much when you make an extremly realistic looking suit of MJOLNIR armor out of cardboard so you can wear it to school
34The only music you listen to is the Halo soundtrack
35you can snipe things with the shotgun
36When you're walking in the woods with your friend and cut yourself. You end up yelling 'JUST PASS THE DAMN BIOFOAM!'
37When you wanna get back home fast, you get yourself killed with style, hoping to respawn in your living room
38You spot an airplane and look around for the nearest RL
39you run over a sidewalk full of ppl and then wait for a deep voice to say "RUNNING RIOT"
40When your buddy talks about his new monitor, you say "Don't trust him!"
41You run around the doctor's office and scream "Get it off me!" when he says you've got an infection

  • 08.17.2004 8:07 PM PDT
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There are no irrelevant quotes of historical figures here. Neither will you find any links, chain posts, memes, clan advertisements, self-promotions, or the tiniest of ASCII pictures.

So go away.

Hmm. This doesn't look good for me...I'm listening to the soundtrack right now.

  • 08.17.2004 8:15 PM PDT
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Nice. Very funny. I like it a lot. How did you come up with that?\:-\

  • 08.17.2004 8:23 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

haha lol

sad but true.

i've done ten of those things

  • 08.17.2004 8:25 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

this is [robably the best thing i've ever seen a new guy post. good job dude!

i like your name. finally another Trek fan! I am not alone!

  • 08.17.2004 8:29 PM PDT
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do you know how many polygons were used in the MC skin model?

  • 08.17.2004 9:06 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

no but i have done 20,29 and 34

  • 08.17.2004 9:08 PM PDT
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so far nothing has happened to me but when my friend comes over and plays halo with me ever time he sees cortana he gets well i don"t want to say it but here it goes he gets a boner oh sorry god about that and one time he got it when my parrets walked in how embarrsing what should i do about this!

  • 08.17.2004 9:25 PM PDT
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it would be hard to know all the numbers on the cortana


i have an idea legs of the mc and body of cortana lol!!!!!

  • 08.17.2004 9:34 PM PDT
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uh........no

  • 08.17.2004 9:34 PM PDT
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...eh, i definatly play to much Halo, sometimes out of the blue for no reason i say "wort wort" ^ ^;

  • 08.17.2004 10:45 PM PDT
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17 and 18 are perfect

  • 08.18.2004 6:52 AM PDT
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yes halo rules and if covenant attacked i would go and whackem in the bak but im not that sad

  • 08.18.2004 7:01 AM PDT
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Oh dear
15/41

  • 08.18.2004 7:25 AM PDT
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lol. finally some funny ones...i havent done any of those things.

  • 08.18.2004 8:26 AM PDT
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you suck, and why is it you hate halo. ps i want my soul back

  • 08.18.2004 8:55 AM PDT
Subject: 41 signs that you play too much halo
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nice list, but borg suck
an Elite would tear them apart

  • 08.18.2004 12:10 PM PDT

Let grunts Sleep!!!

42.When you see something on the ground you want to pick up you look around for the X button.

  • 08.18.2004 12:17 PM PDT
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43: When your low on health you ask someone to kill so you can spawn with full health.

  • 08.18.2004 12:41 PM PDT
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44: When you go to Africa just to kill jackels.

  • 08.18.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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to this you could add...Did College math thesis by statistically analyzing weapon sets in Halo:Combat Evolved, for the XBOX

At least I would add that to my list ;)

  • 08.18.2004 1:58 PM PDT
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on a hot day you freak out because the air is shimmering.

  • 08.18.2004 2:00 PM PDT
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44when you see a ring like a holahoop you wait till the auttum to destroy it


[Edited on 8/18/2004 2:12:15 PM]

  • 08.18.2004 2:09 PM PDT
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45. When you are in chemistry class and asked to describe titantium and you go in depth about how it is used on futuristic battleships.

  • 08.18.2004 6:04 PM PDT
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Oh, crap...I did way too many of those things...

  • 08.18.2004 6:50 PM PDT

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