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Subject: 41 signs that you play too much halo
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2When you spot a purple motorcycle and immediately hide behind the nearest rock
3You think how many grenades would it take to make the family car fly 5 blocks
7When you get asked about SPARTANs in history class, you give a ten minute answer detailing the training of the Spartan IIs
15You start looking for the little green triangle above your buddy's head when you get separated in a grocery store.
17You start thinking of all the places you can get guns if the Covenant really do attack.
25your whole family is VERY aware of how significant to the world November 9th will be, even though they don’t play halo
28When u see a 2nd grader walking down the street with a yellow backpack and yell "O CRAP! IT'S A GRUNT!" and run to get your BB gun shotgun and long range pellet gun.
30You get edgy when you see the outline of someone more then seven feet tall in the distance
40When your buddy talks about his new monitor, you say "Don't trust him!"

It’s sad… I’ve done all these…. I would listen to the soundtrack too if I had it…
wow not as bad as others though: 9/43? I think?

44you check this place daily to see if the armor price drops to fit your budget: http://www.nightmarearmor.com (trust me you want to go here)

  • 08.18.2004 7:16 PM PDT
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lmao. thats great. i love it. what i dont love is the fact im guilty of many of those acts, lol.

  • 08.18.2004 8:26 PM PDT
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haha thats pretty good
except its not possible to play too much halo.

  • 08.18.2004 9:15 PM PDT
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Dude your awesome, man nice list.... we need more things like that... I like the one about how many grenades it would take to blow the family car five blocks... by the way 19 willl do the job...hehehehehe
47. When your about to go to war and you are handed an AR and you say no thanks I'll just take a pistol...

  • 08.18.2004 10:06 PM PDT
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wow, i really really play halo way 2 much.....or do i???!!!....no, not quite, but almost

  • 08.18.2004 10:09 PM PDT
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dude, this has allllll been done before. now, before the dumb-blam- police go after you (read-ninjas. flaming ones, no dought) stop doinbg these kinds of posts!

  • 08.18.2004 10:23 PM PDT
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Number 40 is my personal favorite.

  • 08.18.2004 10:43 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: deathgame
dude, this has allllll been done before. now, before the dumb-blam- police go after you (read-ninjas. flaming ones, no dought) stop doinbg these kinds of posts!


Dude, get a sense of humor. Those were funny. Do you know what "funny" means? Don't ruin our good time just because you don't know how to laugh.

[Edited on 8/18/2004 11:09:16 PM]

  • 08.18.2004 11:08 PM PDT
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its sad but true if done 4 of them things i maen the realistic ones like "weris the nearset gunshop" or "everyone nose bout nov. 9th"

if that dusent prove i play 2 much well i constatly have dreams about halo lol =]

  • 08.28.2004 5:26 PM PDT
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oh by the way wort wort wort is go go go backwards. that is how go go go sounds when reversed. it is funny.
another one: when you go to buy a jeep and ask how much is the anti-aircraft gun option.
this one i find funny: when you look for problems with how redvsblue was done.
when you try to buy a tank.
oh when you download the halo2 trailers and hide it in fear that you will get prosicuted for it.
oh and no you cant kill your friend in co-op to give him more ammo. it wont respond you with a weapon. my friend just bought a brand new copy and that is what happend. it is the e3 edition.

  • 08.28.2004 6:25 PM PDT
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The funniest one I know is "You cut your finger waiting for your sheilds to recharge."

  • 08.28.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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When you get in a gunfight with police, and duck behind a rock to let your shields recharge.

  • 08.28.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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ya know ya play to much halo when ya have a assault rifle made of lego's and run around shooting invisable grunts.

  • 08.28.2004 6:45 PM PDT
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when ya see an airplane's jetstream over head and ya duck thinking it's a sniper

  • 08.28.2004 6:47 PM PDT
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...I think I'm screwed.

You know you play too much Halo when you and your friends refer to the spot you eat lunch/hang out as 'Base'.

  • 08.28.2004 7:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: laddy0219
ya know ya play to much halo when ya have a assault rifle made of lego's and run around shooting invisable grunts.

teehee!
and ive done, like, 19 of those things (including jumping off of stuff)

  • 08.28.2004 7:13 PM PDT
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first off great post ok now most of those im guilty of o btw CORTANA IS -blam- HOTT!!!

  • 08.29.2004 3:33 PM PDT
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nice thread :)

  • 08.29.2004 4:39 PM PDT
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comeon guys lets keep on going with this one. lets make it bigger.

  • 09.03.2004 7:59 PM PDT
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dude that -blam!- was halarious awesome job.

  • 09.05.2004 3:44 PM PDT
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When you go to a bird house just so you can search fore ammoe around the pelicen.

  • 09.05.2004 4:43 PM PDT
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lol good 1
when you see a hunter you run home 2 get ur rocket launcher

  • 09.05.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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I KEEP HEARING THE COVIES TALK ALL THE TIME , WHEN AM AT SLEEP I KEEP THINKING OF NEW WAYS TO KILL OR GET NEW STRADAGYS .



I KANDA HIT MY FRIENDS IN THERE BACKS AND MAKE THEM FALL AND SAY YOU'LL RESPAWN SOON.

DOES THAT MEAN I PLAY TO MUCH

  • 09.05.2004 6:09 PM PDT
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heres 1 ok here it goes you play so much that when u go to sleep you see the halo loading screen while u wait until u wake up i had some thing better but when i started to post it i forgot what it was ( sorry )

  • 09.05.2004 8:25 PM PDT
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i had somthing like this for dbz, cept it was 243 reasons to tell you your addicted to dbz. Check it out it hillarious, well for dbz fans that is.

  • 09.05.2004 9:51 PM PDT

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