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Subject: 41 signs that you play too much halo
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An absaloute classic man! I was cracking up! Keep up the good work.

  • 09.05.2004 10:33 PM PDT
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well. here is something I ahve done.

I ahve played paintball and I kept trying to oull the left trigger to throw a grenade.

  • 09.06.2004 7:37 AM PDT
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I played alot of Halo last week and I SWEAR...while I was at work I kept hearing that BEEP, BEEP, BEEP sound when you have been shot too many times and your shields are trying to come back up! I asked my co-workers and they said it was just me. HAHAHAHAHA!

  • 09.06.2004 8:26 AM PDT
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im doomed then crap!!

  • 09.06.2004 8:40 AM PDT
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i cant stop reading it!!

  • 09.06.2004 8:49 AM PDT
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Haha this stuff is funny. I have never actually done any of these....
How bout this one-You know you played too much if you beat the game 7 times, and read all 3 books 7 times.
Here is some stuff I have actually done-Walk around like an elite, talk deeply like MC, dream about Halo.

so far nothing has happened to me but when my friend comes over and plays halo with me ever time he sees cortana he gets well i don"t want to say it but here it goes he gets a boner oh sorry god about that and one time he got it when my parrets walked in how embarrsing what should i do about this!
LOL what is he like 10? How the hell do you get a boner from watching cortana lol and that sounds really embarassing, what happened next?

Who said they actually made a report on Spartan ||'s in WH class when asked about spartan's? Lol, if any of you have actually done school work relating to Halo, please post it I would like to hear about it.

  • 09.06.2004 9:54 AM PDT
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When it's 4 or 5 in the morning (my friends and I have been playing since 8) and I'm driving home, I can see the red targeting reticle when I blink. Sometimes it's there when I DON"T blink. Anyone have this particular gift?

  • 09.06.2004 9:55 AM PDT
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Ok. Here goes.
- I've written 3 book reports one for each of the Halo Books.
- I do the "wort wort wort" thing.
- Talk like a grunt to freak out my friends.
- I pick up peices of wood, pvc, ect. and pretend they're the guns from Halo.
- I also see the reticle thing when I blink
- I was really bored one night so I made a map of PoA and all the Marines/Covenant and then gave them all names. I played the level 37 times and have memorized them all.
- I have Beaten the game on each of the skill levels 9 times each.
- During art calss I draw pic of Master Chief, Cortana (got in trouble for that one), Vehicles, and I did a sniper rifle but got detention.
- Have seriously considered buying a jeep to make a warthog (but I'm broke).
- Have played for 24 hours striaght (that was the time I got the reticle vision).

Beat that. LOL. I'm stupid

  • 09.06.2004 10:36 AM PDT
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i've done em' all

  • 09.06.2004 11:43 AM PDT
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Lol man ur wacked

  • 09.06.2004 11:48 AM PDT
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2,3,9,12,14,15,16,17,18,20 (it seemed like a good idea),21(2 of my friends just stared and laughed),23(after 21),24(didnt know wut kinda animal it was),25,26,29(damn good one too),30(he was 6'5),33(print out pics of mc and enlarge them.....ill be quite now)

  • 09.06.2004 12:28 PM PDT
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Wow cateraction you are a true halo freak. Why did you get in trouble for the cortana pic?

  • 09.06.2004 12:44 PM PDT
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My art teacher's whack. He got freaked that I'd "poison the minds of other students". Oh. Did I mention it was a picture of her from behind.

  • 09.06.2004 3:54 PM PDT
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Cool I'd like to see it. You must be a damn good artist to be able to draw cortana. Also you got any other fan art?

  • 09.06.2004 4:09 PM PDT
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-- If you try to find ways to kill yourself without grenades or falling.

One way to kill yourself with the AR is to (on Silent Cartographer) stand to your knees in the water, point where your feet would be, and hold down the fire trigger.

  • 09.06.2004 4:50 PM PDT
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if you make noises like you are reloading an assault rifle, when you are really just changing the roll of toilet paper

  • 09.06.2004 7:06 PM PDT
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I love it! I had to come up with some of my own:

15 More signs...
( in no sequential order )

1. Oh God, the Halo Dreams
2. Ever randomly hear the active camo sound when not gaming?
3. Ever randomly hear any other game sound when not gaming?
4. You can hook an Xbox up, and to another Xbox in less than 20 seconds
5. You have a more conversation with your friends in-game than IRL
6. You can converse in most all covenant languages
7. You have the Legendary Badge tattoo
8. You confuse Halo with your past obsessions: "May the Flood Be with You, Always."
9. You can play at least one of the soundtrack songs on the guitar
10. Eating or going to the bathroom means one thing: Pressing Pause
<Pause>
11. You boldly go where no Warthog has gone before.
12. Thanks to your excellent hand-eye coordination, a nest of wasps is now laughable.
13. You have all the doors in Chiron TL34 memorized
14. I wholeheartedly agree with: When you associate HBO with a website and not a cable channel
15. Shields are an annoyance because they just delay the deaths of the ppl you are after.

  • 09.07.2004 9:36 AM PDT
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lol, this is the best thing i've ever done in study hall

[Edited on 9/7/2004 9:48:27 AM]

  • 09.07.2004 9:42 AM PDT
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when you start predicting the date the covenant will attack earth
*cough*november 10th*cough*

  • 09.07.2004 10:35 PM PDT
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When ur reputation at high school is " Thee guy that you can ask anything about halo or halo 2 tand find out if its true"

  • 09.07.2004 11:02 PM PDT
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when you try to ride a pelican...

  • 09.07.2004 11:07 PM PDT
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bad grunt i agree but 43 is you want to jump over the trash can so you look for the A button

  • 09.09.2004 12:20 AM PDT
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4you make this topic
I think we could make that number 1 and leave it at that ;-) But then I haven't played too much so you can't ask me...
tristan ;-)

  • 09.09.2004 1:51 AM PDT
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heres one........
when some one takes shotgun in the car right before you get in, you yell out "i pushed X first!!!!!" and you curse your self for being too slow

  • 09.09.2004 6:20 AM PDT

*I sense a disturbance in the forum*
Jaws on Zanzibar?
Sniper 's Ed 101
my myspace
teh explosion
purchase a leaf blower at any Sears store
After kim saying pc gamers are more mature:
Posted by:ImSpartacus
we r?

50?: You play too much halo by memorizing the lines of the E32K3 demo. (I said the whole dialogue in less than 5 minutes. Freaked peole out!).
51: You try to kill your family members to get their grenades for a hog jump.
52: You hum the theme song everywhere you go.
53: Your first CD was the Halo Soundtrack.
54: You have a health bar above your head.
55: If you have a blister on your foot and look to see "MRL" on your foot. (It's on the boots of MC).
56: You want to fly a pelican after you get your pilots license.
57: you have surgery to become a SPARTAN.
58: Someone throws a rock at you and you think it's a frag/plasma grenade.

  • 09.12.2004 8:28 AM PDT

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