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Subject: Sage's Beard

Posted by: TribalA13X 93
full of jelly? nope. full of pity!


For those of you wondering how I got my username, I just bashed my head against the keyboard and accepted whatever it said.

"I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley."
RIP

A little while back ago, Urk said in a Weekly Update that Sage promised to shave his beard after the release of Reach. Urk said he'd post some pictures.

I haven't seen any pictures so I'm wondering if I missed something or if he told a cruel lie.

Does anyone know?

Found it in this update

[Edited on 11.22.2010 6:22 PM PST]

  • 11.22.2010 6:19 PM PDT

I've realised that I've been expelled from my mother's uterus as if being shot from a canon, towards a barn door covered in rusty hooks and old nail files. It's a matter of how you use the intervening time in an intelligent and ironic way, and try not to do anything dastardly to your fellow creatures.

Some say that after making love he bites of the head off his partner. And that he sleeps inside out.
All we know is he is called sage!

OT: there is probably too much to cut off anyway lol

Ps: this probably belongs in the flood

  • 11.22.2010 8:33 PM PDT

Name's WIlliam,

For the love of God it's pronounced mister-shag, not misters-hag.

I want an assassination where the assassinator is perched above the assassinatee, whips off his own helmet, ties his Sage-beard in a noose around the assassinatee's head, and hangs him.

  • 11.22.2010 8:52 PM PDT

Posted by: TribalA13X 93
full of jelly? nope. full of pity!


For those of you wondering how I got my username, I just bashed my head against the keyboard and accepted whatever it said.

"I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley."
RIP


Posted by: nidas leo 117
Ps: this probably belongs in the flood


Ok, I couldn't decide which one, but I thought this one could be acceptable.

  • 11.23.2010 3:42 AM PDT