- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
this is what happened so far for those of you who weren't paying attention
Tucker: Okay so we've chased down O'Malley, killed him... again, got the medic to save my life, and returned lopez. So how the hell did we end up here, church?
Church: Man you must have been out. Apparently Vic ditched us, so we decided to continue our fight here.
Tucker: What? That dirtbag.
*EEP*
*Church runs off screen*
Church: You bastard! I still have that robot body.
caboose: *laughs at church*
sceen rushes to red base
Simmons get over here dont forget to bring your other body Griff we got work to do
I'm here sir but I think Griff went AWOL
What why I'm gonna WACK! Ouch a sarge the blue army is atacking
caboose: Die red scum! Oh, wait you're blue, sorry. *alternate personality comes up and shoots sarge in the arm*
sarge: get the alovera.....HURRY...what er ya'all starin at, its just a bullet would,,,,faints.....
caboose: *Goes inside the red base,* whoa! This new place makes their bases look bigger , wow, what does this button do, *presses buton* uh oh. Church! Help!
church: what is it caboose?
caboose: The blue shiney thing is talking but I can't understand it!
church: caboose you -blam!-tard that button is just the elevator button.
caboose: Oh, *presses button, he goes up and finds himself with the red team* hey church, how did your armer turn red? (oh, and it's not church he is talking to)
church:uh........its blood.........--blam!-bite
...they come upon the red team switching armor.
Caboose: Hey, this isn't blue team, you are the enemy! *red team turns arround to see caboose, then they see the sarge's (they didn't here him cry for help earlier ago) body next to him.
simmons: You killed sarge?
by then sarge is almost dead.
Church: caboose you idiot, why the HELL did you yell you are the enemy, we could'da tricked the bastards. into thinking we were ghosts, or...............talking walls. or something......now were screwed.
caboose: I'm sorry, *whispers* hey, lets give them a gift so they won't kill us, I found some nice looking rocks next to the sarge's body
church: well, give it to them, Uh, red team! we have a gift for you!
Caboose: *throws the gifts which happen to be granades, red team jumps off the building, tucker comes up the elevater*
tucker: that would have been a great plan had you pulled the pins on the grenages......YOU -blam!-BITE.
church: calm down, they don't know that the grenades are duds. they all ran away. now we can take their base thing.......if it is a base
caboose: *looks at a fusion core* hey, whats this?
tucker: I don't know, shoot it.
caboose: *shoots the fusion core, it blows up and destroys the suport beam, they all fall down to the first floor.*
tucker: ahhhhhhhhhhh.....-blam!- that hurt....ah man I lost my weapon.....crap
Caboose: ahhhhhhhhhh..... that was fun....lets do it again...but this time lets put cusions down here, i fell on something sharp...woa.uh.tucker.....I found your weapon....... caboose tries to hide the weapon , but tucker sees him before he can stash it under some chunks of concrete.