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Subject: GAME: Cerate the script for RED vs BLUE 2 the Zanzibar front

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-Usefulness of information does apply to how and if you are going to utilize it in the future.

"[History is] a recording of unjustified suffering, irreparable loss, tregedy without catharsis.

tucker: now lets go get that medic.
church: ah, im going to kick his purple ass
caboose: i like him, he made me feel better when you shot me in the foot, at bloodgulch.

camera flips to the red side>>
sarge: what the hell am I going to do with an EMPTY rocket launcher. I coudda used it on the blue team, but instead donut decides to use it on US.
donut: (still crying). I didn't mean to...*im starting to be glad i did* think donut.....
Simmons: aw, -blam!- look at the warthog...
Sarge: for the last time its a -blam!- PUMA.
.......

  • 08.19.2004 12:38 PM PDT

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[color=orange] Griff* Sarge dont you mean the Puma is a Warthog[/color]
[color=green]Puma the Warthog* War^og 3rr()rvrrrrp[/color]
[color=red] Sarge* Griff... Just when did anyone give you permission to open your sap suckeer?[/color]

  • 08.19.2004 12:45 PM PDT
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caboose: Hey look, isn't that the red team's car thingy? Why is it all bashed up?

  • 08.19.2004 2:54 PM PDT
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The Blues search for Doc. Then they finally find the Reds up an elevator.
Donut:Mm-Mister Caboose?!
Caboose: Mm-Major Cinnamon Buns?!
*Both start bawling and run for each other and....*
Donut: AAAAHHHHH!!! I'm falling!!!
Caboose: WEEE!!!! I'M FLYING!!!!!!!
*thud*
(There are now two parts. Tucker and Church fighting Sarge, Griff, Simmons, and Lopez, anyone can do that, and The Travels of Caboose and Donut, Liton and I will do that, agreed? If not, we'll all think of something)

[Edited on 8/19/2004 3:02:18 PM]

  • 08.19.2004 3:01 PM PDT

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[color=lightblue] Tucker* Hey Church? Do you see a purple thing falling?[/color]
[color=cyan] Church* No I see Caboose falling unless he took doc with him.[/color]
[color=lightblue] Tucker* No it's not Doc. It a purple thing falling at us fast![/color]
(Camera turns behind a smokeing banshee heading towrds the elevator)
(Camera turns to the elvator the reds are in)
[color=orange] Griff* DUCK!!![/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* You mean Donut right?[/color]
[color=orange] Griff* NO I MEAN DUCK!!![/color]
(Everyone runs as the banshee crashes in the elvator shaft)
[color=gold] Gold Elite* YYYYYYHHHHHHHWWWWWWW[/color]
[color=pink] Donut* am i dead? OH no good thing this blue thing broke my fall[/color]
[color=blue] Caboose* Ouchee[/color]
(gold elite stumbles from banshee wreckage)
[color=gold] Gold Elite* [b]DAB TURH TAHT WWO, AAAARRrrrrggg[/color]
(gold elite colapses)

[Edited on 8/20/2004 11:21:46 AM]

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[color=red] Sarge: Now what in the blazes is that thing??? It looks like a squid clinging to the face of a paraplegic dog! Men, be careful. [/color]

  • 08.20.2004 3:01 AM PDT

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[color=maroon] Simmons* Sir I think it's a...uhhhh.........[/color]
[color=orange] Griff* What Is It?[/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* Well if you will stop interupting me I'll tell you. It's a...[/color]
[color=red] Sarge* It's a new giantic genetic mutated super soldier that has been unleashed from the blue labortory and is Sent Here To Do The EVIL BLUE BIDDING of Whipeing all life on this planet!!![/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* Actually Sir, I think its one of thoes aliens that has been trying for years to wipe us out and all of humanity......THE CONFEDERATE....I think.[/color]
[color=red] Sarge* I dont care what it is. Griff go informed the prisioner that he is in our custody. And unless he gives us the intellengce we need. We're gonna strip him of his armor bare and conduct probes of his internal and external cavities[/color]
[color=orange] Griff* Sarge I think as soon as it wakes up. It will kill us all.[/color]
[color=red] Sarge* I give you an order private! Now get over ther before it wakes up and eat Simmons donated face of your carcass[/color]
[color=orange] Griff* You know, you think the army will learn from mistakes made in previous campaigns, especially about taking prisioners.[/color]
(Griff walks off)
[color=maroon] Simmons* What about the space craft?[/color]
[color=red] Sarge* Great thinking Simmons. Lopez, go fix your new toy.[/color]
[color=gray] Lopez* Si Senior (spanish)What the hell is that(/spanish)?[/color]
(Lopez walks over to the wrecked banshee)
[color=maroon] Simmons* What about Donut?[/color]
[color=red] Sarge* Who? Donut? What about h..oh...Thats right he fell. GRIFF WHEN YOUR DONE SECUREING THE PRISIONER, YOU BETTER GIVE CUPCAKE SOME CPR! AND I WANT TO SEE SOME MOUTH TO MOUTH!!!!!![/color]

[Edited on 8/20/2004 11:25:51 AM]

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(Scene jumps to Tex manning a turret gun)
[color=black] Tex* Uh-oh the covenant. If there still intact they wont have too much trouble whipeing out all of humanity.[/color]
(Explosions in background)BANG
[color=black] Tex* What the ?!?!?[/color]
(Tex leaves the turret and picks up a sniper rifle)
[color=black] Tex* UUUUUGggggg! Men. I'm out here fighting covenant berzerkers while they fight over who gets the car. Well boys will be boys, which will make things easier for the covenant. They just have to sit and wait for us to kill ourselves.[/color]

[Edited on 8/20/2004 7:34:47 AM]

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Donut: Uuuhhhhhh...
Caboose: I see birdies and stars! Yipee!!!
Donut: What?! Where?!
Caboose: Over my head...Uuuhhhh
*Donut smacks Caboose in the head trying to get birds. Stupid ass.*
Donut: Ooof. Sorry Mr. Caboose.
(The Return of Omalley...BUM BUM BUM BUM!!!)

  • 08.20.2004 8:39 AM PDT
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*Omalley slips into Caboose's mind*
Omalley/Caboose: Ahhh, yes. I am back into the no doubt superior blue soldier. The -blam!-gy purple one was of no use to myself!!
Donut: Uhhh Mr. Caboose? Are you okay?
Omalley/Caboose: Allow me to introduce myself, PINK PANSY!!! My name is OMALLEY!!! Muhahahahaha!!!!
Donut:Ahhhh, the cave devil returns into my beloved friend Caboose!!!!!

  • 08.20.2004 8:46 AM PDT
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omally already came back you know, he almost shot sarge's arm off.

  • 08.20.2004 9:22 AM PDT

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off sceene note
He flips on and off when caboose. caboose also was able to control him better.


(Griff standing near lying down gold elite)
[color=orange] Griff* -blam- you stink why do I have to guard you[/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* Because your the one too stupid to be human[/color]
[color=orange] Griff* Hey bolts for brains you lost the last 2 prisoneers remeber -blam-[/color]
(doc walks on the sceen)
[color=purple] Doc* Hey Guys I heared some fighting and thought you might need help. I feel your loss[/color]
(Griff and Simmons stare at doc)
[color=maroon] Simmons* What are you talking about?[/color]
[color=orange] Griff* Yeah where not to atached to octipuse breath freak over here and he still alive.[/color]
[color=purple] Doc* Wow he still alive. In that case I better go quickly He may need me even more[/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* No thats not necessary Griff already gave him mouth to mouth[/color]
[color=orange] Griff* What!! There is no way I am giveing this thing mouth to mouth.[/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* No you idiot I'm talking about Donut, remember. Sarge ordered you to give him CPR after he fell. You did give him CPR didn't you?[/color]
[color=orange] Griff* Well I had my hands full with space man over here[/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* Well did you see donut after you grabed this guy[/color]
[color=purple] Doc* Wow you gave your Sarge CPR and save his life. Boy he is lucky to have you on his team, heck I don't even know how to give CPR[/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* No look here. We're fine! Sarg's fine! It's Donut the pink one who fell and this alien that crashed who isn't fine[/color]
[color=purple] Doc* Wow is that one of thoes Covenant aliens!?!?[/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* CONFEDERATE![/color]
[color=purple] Doc* mabey I should take a look at him[/color]
[color=orange]Griff* Wait you want to help him?.....What about our guy who fell? You know the human one.[/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* Besides you don't know CPR[/color]
[color=purple] Doc* I know I failed my first aid aplication in med school but, I did recieved pretty high marks in the field of exobiology and first contact principles[/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* Wait, you're telling me you can't put bandage on a human, but you can perform surgery on an alien we don't know a thing about?[/color]
[color=purple] Doc* Well, yeah. Disection was one of my favorite subjects. Stiching and bandages, well, I always fell asleep on them[/color]
[color=orange] Griff* Woah and I thought our Army was messed up for not sending us a medic. But I cant imagine how anyone could be treated by you.[/color]
[color=purple] Doc* Well out of all my patients one manage to live. That was the blue one of course[/color]
[color=orange] Griff* So how many patients did you have, like the ones who didn't live?[/color]

[Edited on 8/20/2004 11:27:06 AM]

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*Tex sees Caboose and Donut from a distance and does this cool female jump........WHAT?!*
Tex: Oooh that chafes. What the hell is Caboose doing over there with the -blam!- that killed me?!
*Tex rushes over to Caboose, little does she know it's Omalley and gets pimpsmacked by him*
Caboose/Omalley: You were useless, you whore!!!
Tex: Bring it on, dickwad!!

  • 08.20.2004 10:31 AM PDT

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(Back at Blue camp)
[color=lightgrey] Shelia the Tank* What was that an explosion! Oh my poor Lopez I better get over there. Wait my auto piolt has been disabled by that freelancer -blam-. I need a piolt oh hold on my poor Lopez.[/color]
(Church and Tucker run back to blue base)
[color=lightgrey]Sehlia the Tank* There you are Piolt, thats right my Lopez I'll be comming to you soon. What going on boys?[/color]
[color=lightblue] Tucker* Some purple thing smashed into the Red Base[/color]
[color=lightgrey] Shelia the Tank* (gasp) Lopez, Is every one all right?[/color]
[color=cyan] Church* Yeh I'm alll right but caboose is stuck out there and, wait, where is Tex[/color]
[color=lightgrey] Shelia the Tank* She went over to the crash site...AND SHE LEFT ME HERE[/color]
[color=cyan] Church* Oh no shee could get into trouble we better get over there[/color]
[color=lightgrey] Shelia the Tank* I'm going too![/color]
[color=lightblue] Tucker* Wait something just smashed the Red's jeep. besides Tex is the only one who knows how to drive you and well Caboose but we won let him again. Besides they're at the Red base right now.[/color]
[color=cyan] Church* Wait you were able to drive Shelia before, you go ahead and get in.[/color]
[color=lightblue] Tucker* I don't want to get in her! She was all -blam-y and only thought about Lopez, besides we crashed into the red's jeep.[/color]
[color=cyan] Church* Dont worry you won't be fighting. You'll just be there to itimidate the Reds. Besides we'll put Tex back in as soon as we find her.[/color]
[color=lightblue] Tucker* All right. Shelia, open wide.[/color]
[color=lightgrey] Shelia the Tank* Hold on my Lopez[/color]
(Tucker get in the Tank, Church hopes on the side, and the Blue team drives off)

[Edited on 8/20/2004 10:25:19 PM]

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coboose:sorry sir didnt no we were trickig the enemy i was to busy playin my double role in telling them in side info and by the way when r we doing plan redback becaus i told the enemy what to expect and there ready

  • 08.21.2004 2:40 AM PDT
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[color=yellow] Elite: Wooorrrtt Woortt Woooorr.... [/color] *wakes up*
[color=orange] Grif: Holy -blam!-! Its awake! Wait, its asleep again... [/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons: What the hell are you screaming about, Grif? Did the scary alien scare you? Ohh, look at me, Im Grif, Im scared of everything... [/color]
[color=yellow] Elite: Wort Woort Woooooorr.... [/color] *falls over*
[color=maroon] Simmons: Holy -blam!-! [/color]
[color=orange] Grif: Heh heh... [/color]



  • 08.21.2004 3:48 AM PDT

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(Back to Caboose, Tex and Donut outside the red base)
[color=black] Tex* Sir?!?!?! Have you forgotton I am girl?[/color]
[color=blue] Caboose* Oh yes, thats right well, its hard to tell, I mean you mean and your Church's....Ummmm[/color]
[color=black] Tex* Church's what?[/color]
[color=blue] Caboose* Nothing.
[color=black] Tex* You mean -blam-![/color]
[color=blue] Caboose* No it starts with an S[/color]
[color=black] Tex* YOU MEAN -blam- WHAT THE -blam- HAS CHURCH BEEN TELLING YOU!!! I HAVENT SLE..[/color](Donut walks in between)[color=pink] Donut* You think you confused on what he has been telling you, lady. What is opertaion Red Back?[/color]

[Edited on 8/21/2004 8:04:13 AM]

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*Simmons and Griff turn away as Elite gradually starts rising*
[color=orange]Griff: Ya know, Simmons, my lips are your lips.[/color]
[color=maroon]Simmons: Yeah, I know dumbass. What's you're point?[/color]
[color=orange]Griff: Ever since I got these damn things, they smelled really, really bad. And since your Sarge's official asskisser......[/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons: Shut up. Your armor's yellow.[/color]
[color=orange] Griff: Orange, DUMBASS!!![/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons: That's my line![/color]
*Both keep saying dumbass, Simmons obviously doing better, as the Elite is standing right behind them*

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tex and caboose continue to argue when they see the warthog. Caboose looks at it and presses a few butons, then gets in.

Tex: wtf are you doing??

Caboose: Trying to- *car turns on, then rides real fast toward the reds. (mainly towards sarge).

Sarge: Hello mister elite, I know how you can kill us all, but I've learned a mind technique to stop you. * golden elit atacks simmons but stops right before hitting him.

sarge: see, as long as i remain consious you are de- *car breaks through wall and nocks out the sarge (but still alive)

Simmons: Oh my god! You killed sarge!

Donut: You -blam!-tard!

  • 08.23.2004 9:09 PM PDT

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[color=gold] Gold Elite* SNAMUH ELBIRESIM EID UOY WON[/color]
[color=gray] Lopez* No comprende' senior [spanish]ugly[/spanish][/color]
(Lopez starts shooting at the elite while the elite charges Caboose and Grif)
[color=blue] Caboose* Nice monster[/color]
[color=orange] Griff* RUN[/color]
[color=gray] Lopez* [spanish] You will not kill my comrades. Wait you are atacking the orange one! Ok go ahead and kill him.[/color]

  • 08.26.2004 7:36 AM PDT

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(Donut runs to caboose in the warthog)
[color=pink] Donut* Uhhh Mister blue? I dont know how you fixed the warthog after I blew off the tailpipe with a rocket launcher but, Thanks and can I have it back?[/color]
[color=blue] Caboose* AAHHHhhhhh, He's after me![/color]
(Caboose jumps out then Donut jumps in. As soon as donut jumps in The gold elite jumps on the hood and Donut starts to drive erraticly)
[color=pink] Donut* Yuck How do I get this giant bug off the wind shield[/color]
(Sarge wakes back up)
[color=red] Sarge* Uuuhuhhg, what the, why does my back hurt, these boys are makeing me older then I'm really am.[/color]
(Donut's Warthog runs Sarge over again Just then Shelia being driven by Tucker jumps in the sceen with Church, Tex, and Doc rideing on the sides)
[color=orange] Griff* Great as if we don't have enough problems[/color]
(Elite jumps off and starts to go after the Tank)
[color=gold] Gold Elite* AAARRRRRGGG,TSRIF LLIK I OD ENO HCIHW?[/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* Yeah suck it blues[/color]
[color=orange] Griff* Who are you rooting for?[/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* It dont matter as long as the kill each other off.WATCHOUT!!![/color]
(Donut flips the warthog over the red team and falls out)
[color=pink] Donut* Good that bug is off[/color]
[color=cyan] Church* Scatter[/color]
(Everyone scatters except for Lopez who takes a potshot at the elite with a pistol. Shot bounces off the elite's shield the elite looks back at Lopez)
[color=gold] Gold elite* heh? ARRRGGGGGG[/color]
(Elite charges Lopez)
[color=lightgrey] Shelia the Tank* No my poor Lopez![/color]
[color=lightblue] Tucker* How do you fire?[/color]
[color=blue] Caboose* Press the Auto Fire button[/color]
[color=lightblue] Tucker* which one is it?[/color]
(Caboose runs over and press the button)[color=blue]Caboose* This one[/color]
[color=lightgrey] Shelia the Tank* TARGET LOCK[/color](fires at the elite)
(elite goes flying)[color=gold] Gold Elite* YYYYHHHHHHHHWWWWWWW[/color]
[color=cyan] Church* Allright nice one Tucker! NOW TAKE OUT THOES REDS![/color]
(Shelia starts fireing at the reds till they all run for cover except Lopez)
[color=blue] Caboose* Yes my precious Sheila blow up the bad robot so you can be all mine[/color]
[color=lightgrey] Shelia the Tank* No not my Lopez must[/color](Target moves to Church)[/color=light grey] TARGET LOCK[/color]
[color=lightblue] Tucker* Uhh how do you turn this off?[/color]
[color=blue] Caboose* I don't know uhh CHURCH....BUDDY YOU BETTER[/color]
[color=cyan] Church* oh-no, not again[/color](Church gets blasted by Shelia)
[color=blue] Caboose* Tucker did it![/color]

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Churches Ghost appears

[color=white] Caboose, im really pissed off with you right about now [/color]
[color=blue] Im sorry that I killed you again! [/color]
[color=white] Too late you retard! [/color]
(Posseses Caboose)
[color=white] Hmm, this body aint so bad. [/color]

  • 08.27.2004 2:30 AM PDT

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[color=blue] Caboose/Church* But I said Tucker killed you. What who said that I thought I took control of this body. But I like my body. Damn I cant control this thing uuueeerrrrrgggggg[/color](Church gets out of Caboose)
[color=white] Church(ghost)* Damn Its worst then I thought Caboose is too stupid for me to control. Now where am I going to get a new body?[/color](Looks at the other members of the Blue Army)
[color=black] Tex* Ha you lost your body twice, don't think you can get mine.[/color] [color=white]Church* -blam-![/color]
[color= lightgrey] Shelia the Tank* You wont have any luck with me. I have no AI slots vacant[/color]
[color=purple] Doc* Oh pick me, pick me. I love to experment with split personalties. I even have a little O'maley left in me to try to discover ways to suppress human violent emotions.
Omalley* This shell ain't big enough for the two of us.[/color]
[color=white] Church* No thanks Doc[/color]
[color=lightblue] Tucker* Don't look at me.[/color]

  • 08.28.2004 8:32 AM PDT

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[color=red] Sarge* Great shooting Lopez! I knew we could count on you.[/color]
[color=gray] Lopez* Gracious Senior[/color]
[color=red] Sarge* Griff what the blaze in sams hells name were you trying to do by running me over.?!?![/color]
[color=orange] Griff* That wasn't me! That was Donut![/color]
[color=red] Sarge* Simmons The next time Griff plots a mutiney, you secure Donut in the warthog and run over this traitor.[/color]
[color=maroon] Simmons* As much as I love kill Griff now. It was Donuts falt.[/color]
[color=pink] Donut* What does this button do?[/color]
(Donut jumps in the warthog and flips a switch which starts beeping)
[color=green] Puma the Warthog* VOICE COMMAND ONLINE[/color]
[color=red] Sarge* I don't care who is the master mind you just go after that dirtbag you got it.[/color]
[color=green] Puma the Warthog* FOLLOWING TARGET[/color](Starts chaseing griff)
[color=orange] Griff* AAAHHHHHH, what's with the word "dirtbag[/color]
[color=green] Puma the Warthog* NUTRALIZE TARGET[/color] (Starts shooting)

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Posted by: Macaulay
I'm [color=blue]caboose[/color]

I CALL DONUT!!!

  • 08.28.2004 9:00 AM PDT

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