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Subject: Good ol' gametype descriptions. Anyone else remember them?
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Here comes Tulkas

I was thinking today about the funny descriptions Bungie put into halo 1 gametypes. My favorite by far are the Oddball descriptions:

Ball Count:
1 ball: "Like Cinderella, you will concern yourself with only one ball."

2 balls: "You probably expected a crass 'two ball' joke in this space. Are you nuts? We'd get sacked!"

3 balls: "Three balls equals thrice the fun."

4 balls: "What has four balls and thrills for all? This game!"

5 balls: "Five balls are scattered about willy-nilly."

6 balls: "Six balls and all's well."

7 balls: "What is the hidden significance of the seventh ball?"

8 balls: "Eight balls is definitely enough."

9 balls: "This game shall henceforth be known as the Game O' Nine Balls."

10 balls: "Ten! Ten balls in this game! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

11 balls: "This game goes to eleven. Balls, that is."

12 balls: "... and then there were twelve balls in the game."

13 balls: "Lucky you - there are thirteen balls in this game."

14 balls: "What do you get when you double the excitement and mystery of seven balls? Fourteen balls, that's what!"

15 balls: "Be the first on your block to collect all fifteen balls!"

16 balls: "You'll barely be able to walk without stepping over one of the sixteen balls in this game."

Sorry for the long post! Just looked 'em up and had to share them!

  • 11.26.2010 10:38 AM PDT

Haha yeah those were awesome/funny. Can't believe they arent funny anymore in Reach. They should make more funny gametype descriptions

  • 11.26.2010 10:58 AM PDT

AVG

good old days,
AND damn! I didn't remember you could have 16 balls at once!

  • 11.26.2010 11:31 AM PDT


Posted by: jtulkas
2 balls: "You probably expected a crass 'two ball' joke in this space. Are you nuts? We'd get sacked!"


I lol'd

  • 11.26.2010 12:02 PM PDT