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I was thinking today about the funny descriptions Bungie put into halo 1 gametypes. My favorite by far are the Oddball descriptions:
Ball Count:
1 ball: "Like Cinderella, you will concern yourself with only one ball."
2 balls: "You probably expected a crass 'two ball' joke in this space. Are you nuts? We'd get sacked!"
3 balls: "Three balls equals thrice the fun."
4 balls: "What has four balls and thrills for all? This game!"
5 balls: "Five balls are scattered about willy-nilly."
6 balls: "Six balls and all's well."
7 balls: "What is the hidden significance of the seventh ball?"
8 balls: "Eight balls is definitely enough."
9 balls: "This game shall henceforth be known as the Game O' Nine Balls."
10 balls: "Ten! Ten balls in this game! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
11 balls: "This game goes to eleven. Balls, that is."
12 balls: "... and then there were twelve balls in the game."
13 balls: "Lucky you - there are thirteen balls in this game."
14 balls: "What do you get when you double the excitement and mystery of seven balls? Fourteen balls, that's what!"
15 balls: "Be the first on your block to collect all fifteen balls!"
16 balls: "You'll barely be able to walk without stepping over one of the sixteen balls in this game."
Sorry for the long post! Just looked 'em up and had to share them!