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Subject: Teenage Social Angst
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Depressed that you don't have a girlfriend? Thinking about posting on Bungie.net about it, or even pretending that you do to alleviate some of your teenage frustrations?

Well don't. Instead, invest some time into learning how to make a noose.

  • 08.18.2004 6:24 PM PDT
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Well put.

  • 08.18.2004 6:25 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Hooray for the noose!!!

  • 08.18.2004 6:26 PM PDT
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I don't need a girlfriend. ;D

  • 08.18.2004 6:26 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

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[Edited on 8/18/2004 6:35:51 PM]

  • 08.18.2004 6:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
The same goes for starting a new post, such as "Do you hate this guy?" "This guy should be banned," or "Petition to get this guy to stfu." Not only are you telling the spammer "Hey, you're doing a good job, keep it up!" you're also contributing to the spam by posting more off topic threads to the forums.

Please don't spam.

  • 08.18.2004 6:30 PM PDT
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Remember kids - suicide's only illegal because the government wants you to pay taxes.

  • 08.18.2004 6:31 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Good point. (About the noose.)

Here's a tip kiddies:
Never get attached to someone on the internet. They could say they were girls, when in all actuality ..... they could be 40 year old fat guys that still live in thier mom's basement

  • 08.18.2004 6:32 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

You have that ready at a moment's notice don't you MCs Brother?

  • 08.18.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Remember kids - suicide's only illegal because the government wants you to pay taxes.


LOL.

Why is it you go away for a while, but when you come back, you're better than ever??

  • 08.18.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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Nooses are hard to make. :( I just don't have the skillz. Luckily I've got my....er. Yeaaaah. I take it Obbi is made because she doesn't have a girlfriend, but needs to take it out on other people. Hehe ;).

  • 08.18.2004 6:34 PM PDT
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Well...Considering she is a girl...Unless she wants a girlfriend. Perfectly fine either way.

Whoops. Sorry bout that, read about 8 post up. Something like that.

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  • 08.18.2004 6:34 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Yep.

But only because crap like girlfriends and internet dating pops up way too often on these forums.

  • 08.18.2004 6:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Remember kids - suicide's only illegal because the government wants you to pay taxes.


LOL.

Why is it you go away for a while, but when you come back, you're better than ever??


I was stewing about in my room compiling a mental list of things that make me unhappy.

  • 08.18.2004 6:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Remember kids - suicide's only illegal because the government wants you to pay taxes.

Quote of the day!

  • 08.18.2004 6:38 PM PDT
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[color=crimson]..the irony of it all.[/color]

  • 08.18.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Crimson Clover
[color=crimson]..the irony of it all.[/color]

[color=crimson]If irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.[/color]

  • 08.18.2004 6:43 PM PDT
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The noose is a quite worthless not also.

  • 08.18.2004 6:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Son of Achronos
The noose is a quite worthless not also.


Yes, which explains why it was so popular with hangings...

  • 08.18.2004 6:46 PM PDT

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Remember kids - suicide's only illegal because the government wants you to pay taxes.


Oh Obbi -- how awful....

  • 08.18.2004 6:47 PM PDT

Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"
AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."
Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"
Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."
Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"
Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."
Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."
Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."

Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Remember kids - suicide's only illegal because the government wants you to pay taxes.


That's how they getcha.

Achilles

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Posted by: Crimson Kenny
[color=crimson]If irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.[/color]

[color=crimson]Mmm.. smoothies.[/color]

  • 08.18.2004 6:51 PM PDT

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Irony = she ...

  • 08.18.2004 6:53 PM PDT
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And if you live in Texas even if you fail to commit suicide they'll give you death penalty for trying. Hope you don't change your mind while you're rotting on death row.

Depressed about not having a girlfriend? Visit South America and bring lots of cash. Or, be like me and concentrate on things that are more important (after all you're not really "spreading your seed" if you have one... and if you are as a teenager, you're screwed).

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Posted by: Terran Grunt
And if you live in Texas even if you fail to commit suicide they'll give you death penalty for trying. Hope you don't change your mind while you're rotting on death row.

Depressed about not having a girlfriend? Visit South America and bring lots of cash. Or, be like me and concentrate on things that are more important (after all you're not really "spreading your seed" if you have one... and if you are as a teenager, you're screwed).


You don't get a death penalty for attempted murder...

  • 08.18.2004 6:56 PM PDT

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