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Subject: Funny Things At LAN Parties: Add yours too
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Poll: Funniest things  [closed]
Excuses for dieing:  33%
(8 Votes)
Smack talking:  33%
(8 Votes)
Anger:  33%
(8 Votes)
Total Votes: 24

When your sitting in your room and you just lost the match and the door opens and the whole other team of eight people is standing there smiling... not saying anything... waiting for you to say something, you begin to think they are -blam!- and decide not to invite them to the next Halo party.

Screams of anger coming from the other room...

(When you are one space, your friend is two spaces, your other friend is three spaces and so on....) "DUDE!!!! Who is Spaces!!!!! HE KILLED ME LIKE 10 TIMES IN A ROW!!!!"

"CTF is -blam!- I want to play real Halo...." (I am sorry but Halo is about 70% about CTF... Leave my LAN party... cracker)

I was hosting my first Halo party at my house there were sixteen people, I bought 86 sodas, and I walked into my room where the blue team was... one of the guys was sitting at my desk and he had three opened half full sodas, one in his lap, and two unopened sodas!!!!

When the game gets so intense best friends start to fight....

I was hosting a Halo party not too long ago and my friends on my team where in the room with the smaller TVs so there were only four of us and the other teams had both big screens.... not fair..... we got so mad that we could not beat them we went covert ops after the match...
We all grabed airsoft guns and busted up in their room shooting them for about 15 seconds before a wrestling match began... Did I mention this was a two O clock in the morning... parents were not very happy....

When you have played Halo so long that you run into the other teams base to find the walls covered in bullet hole smiling faces...

When you go to bed at four in the morning and get back up at five to play again... That day someone came in my room and told me they were starting again.... and I calmly asked him this question: Do you want to die?? THEN GET OUT!!!

My mom began to think we all had anger problems and threatened me that I would never be able to play Halo again, after our first Halo party... there were screams of excitement and anger mixed it was the most beautiful sound in the world...

2 (best players) VS. 14 (other players)

When you have 757 kills...

When you have been in first place in every match for 20 hours striaght except one because your friend got more assists than you did and you both and 25 kills... Then everyone decides to put you on all of the newbies team for a CTF on Sidewinder and you capture the flag five times while all of your newbies surround your flag hurling grenades at anyone that comes in... LOL

When you are playing CTF on Sidewinder and you walk over to the other base to see nothing but plasma hitting the walls and realize that they have given up capturing your flag and just want to keep you from capturing theirs... They parked all of the ghosts in the back of the base constantly shooting at the doors, anyone who walks in gets hit with 8 plasma rifles.... GOOD TACTIC BELIEVE IT OR NOT... took four frags and 3 rockets to kill them all, then they spawned...

  • 08.18.2004 10:45 PM PDT
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One guy named "Yo mama", one guy named "God", on the same team.

God shoots "Yo mama"

message appears on screen: "Yo mama was betrayed by God"

  • 08.18.2004 11:02 PM PDT
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I attended my first LAN party some time ago (all my 12 graid friends think it's uncool... thats because they all have PS2s ;) )

Anyway, Many people claimed they are better than me, and yes I am a member of a clan, but the other members are laxidasy about the clan and are always got too much other things to concern them about...pfft.

Well back on topic, Everyone sometimes find me very annoying to be around... they say I talk too much.

But when I joined a LAN battle natually I became the butt of the joke as the team I was with turned on me in a CTF game and the new objective was "Kill Fox Davion!!!"(my Nickname on Halo) and it was me vs 15 other people!

At the end of the hole thing I ended up been forced to call on a nastie little Halo cheaty.

I mounted a tank and moved it up into the "that sniper spot" in BloodGlitch behind the red (or was it blue?) base and turned the tank so that I was protected and the gun was full view... it took me 17 deaths to get there but it was worth it. When I had the "Invincible" tank protection thingy on my side I thought "Time to frag out the Garbage", I shouted to everyone in the other room and in the room I was in, "Try and get me!!" natually the egotists went after me first in a tank and a Worthog, after 10 seconds of dodging my shots and attempting to dislodge me from my spot so they could frag me, I managed to get them with the mechine gun. Then the young guns went running up with shotguns and rocket launchers, BOOM!!! they went flying into the walls! Then the two snipers slithered into their spots on the ridges, They nearly got me but instead hit the turret and didn't get the shot, but that vapor tail showed me where they were purched and soon enough with a loud bang! bang! two figures rolled down the slope. Then an all out assault followed with all of them weilding Rocket Launchers mounted in the Worthog, the Tank and on foot. The fired about a dozen rockets at me and again they hit the rear of the tank sending it up into the air, but it didn't flip and I remained unhurt. This repeated about 12 times and I had stacked up about 160 odd so kills. At the end they gived up and I walked into their room with a big grin on my face and I said "NOW WHO IS THE BEST AT HALO EVER!", the look on those self addicted show offs was that that should be framed and put up as the funniest group photo of all time. Then someone said "Ok, he can NOW drive a Scorpion..." followed by us bashing him with a beanbag.

[Edited on 8/19/2004 3:56:54 AM]

  • 08.19.2004 3:52 AM PDT
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My friend called himself 'A vehicle', the first thing he did was stealth up and hit me in the back whilst I was guarding on Blood Gulch. The message "You were killed by a vehicle" pops up and leaves me very confused.

  • 08.19.2004 4:02 AM PDT
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Definitely smack talking. Some folks are really good at smack talkin but it's kinda annoying. Every now and then someone says "good kill" and that it nice. At the last LAN we had this one guy who drove around a ghost, and needless to say, was really annoying. People wanted to rip his head off after the game... even though he didn't TK at all...

  • 08.19.2004 4:04 AM PDT
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I was at a local Halo Hangout *cough*(Thumb Fu)*cough* two nights ago because we dont have school again until monday. (Thankyou Charley) Well, there was this guy that was talking shiznit all night even when we were kicking his donkey. Well, he kept talking and talking until a guy named Jesus showed up. (his name in HALO....I dont know the real name) Anyways, after he showed up, the first guy wanted to play for money. I was willing but a friend wasnt becacuse it was 11:15 and our driving curfew is 12. Its a long drive from Winterpark to Sanford. Well, I cant help but look back now and laugh my donkey off about how easy it is to talk shiznit but how hard it seemed to be to back it up. I am hoping the guy shows up again next time we are there....I could use a few extra bucks!

  • 08.19.2004 5:19 AM PDT
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The screams coming from the enemies' room....
"What the f**k was that?", "Who killed me?", "Where'd he come from?", "Holy crap!" and the best is: "ARGH! STOP F**KING SHOOTING ME YOU BASTARD!" followed by a tantrum and quitting them game. I can't see how people can get so angry at Halo LAN games. Yeah I get angry but I don't go crazy and quit.

  • 08.20.2004 7:19 AM PDT
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Anger. Anger, anger, anger. It's called Halo Talk. People start inventing cusswords just so they can spout 'em. It's hilarious.

  • 08.20.2004 7:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: ShinomoriX2
One guy named "Yo mama", one guy named "God", on the same team.

God shoots "Yo mama"

message appears on screen: "Yo mama was betrayed by God"


ah, the things you can do with funnynames. but seriously, i was playing against 3 friends (it wasnt a lan party... but since we played for 5 hours straight.....) and it was me vs the 3 of them, in sidewinder. now, the funny thing is, since im not the best player in the world, i thought this was gonna be a quick match, maybe 5 minutes or so. But i hadnt counted on one of my friends tking. what ended up happening is that i sluaghtered them. that day, they learned that one of the worst strategies in halo is to climg into a warthog.... and go after me in a tank. u see, if u dont NOTICE the tank, and u drive into it.... u die! it was pretty funny. until one of them got mad (his name on bungie.net is ummm) and switched off the xbox. damn quitters!

  • 08.21.2004 10:40 AM PDT
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The pure uncontrolled anger. Makes for some "Interesting" moments...

  • 08.21.2004 11:10 AM PDT
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Well it wasn't a lan party but it was a mlg tournament and it had some food times.

Now imagine a litle 11 year old kid walking around this building kickin everyones ass it was funny at the end of each round I either ended up 1st,or 2nd,or 3rd. And when my friends finally got in from there practices at home we had our turn for battle and the match ended up great we won and the other team was pissed off a lot. And so my friends and I where walking around the place watching other people and playing other people. When our 2nd match came and it was a battle creek ctf the game went by so fast it's not even funny I think it only took 5 min. and me with all the captures while my friends where protecting the base or me.

  • 08.21.2004 11:47 AM PDT
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i was talking so much smack to my cousin in the other room and then he did something to make me shut up...
...i think i forgot on purpose...

[Edited on 8/21/2004 11:50:27 AM]

  • 08.21.2004 11:50 AM PDT
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oh yea... i dont have many people to play Halo with so the people i do play with (my friend and his stepdad usually) i totally own them... (im not all that great on XBC but im descent) and they all the time make up cusswords and call me a hacker and its so funny

  • 08.21.2004 12:06 PM PDT
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uh once i did a four on 1 and i was alone :( and it was one life only and no sheild 50 percent health i killed all of them except one and then i realoaded and he popped me in the head, but the 2nd time i pulled it off and got a three.

  • 08.21.2004 12:46 PM PDT
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Here in FL there was a tourney that was supposed to happen last weekend but the Hurricane cancelled it. Anyways, when it got down to the last 4 teams, one team was talking shiznit the whole time. He would spaz every tume he beat a guy named "Commando." Commando was thought to be the best player there. Unfortunately, he and his team didnt make it to finals. But they guy that was yelling stuff, only yelled if he killed Commando. Even after Commando had more kills, this guy wouldnt shut up. I would like to give a congrats to "2-@" (second ammendment) on their win today. It was a good day for HALO. I give my condolences to Commando's team.....I was rooting for you the whole way! And I am now off to bed....woke up too early.

  • 08.21.2004 6:10 PM PDT